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Title: DUmmy Duncanpup preaching to the choir here about white privilege (Bouncy)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 20, 2021, 08:35:57 AM
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Duncanpup (9,120 posts)


I know a rant I'm preaching to the choir here yet white privilege

 
This morning at the store a fellow white man as I who suffers from white privilege . Goes total asshat on the nice woman from the deli who I always chat up she’s a Muslim immigrant, so she didn’t hear the amount this guy ordered he’s asked for 3/4 pound she had pound.

And dude goes I said 3/4 don’t they teach you people math in your country, and he looks at me and my three sons who one we adopted is mixed black father white mother and he smiles at us.

I snapped off I raised my voice and said one this is her job you don’t need be asshat and two it seems she did not hear you so check it just unbelievable thank you for letting me rant. Seriously these ****ers just need to start wearing the hoods and robes.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216071364

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Title: Re: DUmmy Duncanpup preaching to the choir here about white privilege (Bouncy)
Post by: thundley4 on November 20, 2021, 09:00:20 AM
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Goes total asshat on the nice woman from the deli who I always chat up she’s a Muslim immigrant

Is there a deli that doesn't serve ham and other pork products?  Is this strictly a halal deli? Nothing ever adds up in bouncie stories.
Title: Re: DUmmy Duncanpup preaching to the choir here about white privilege (Bouncy)
Post by: DLR Pyro on November 20, 2021, 09:52:10 AM
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my three sons who one we adopted is mixed black father white mother

Virtue signaling complete
Title: Re: DUmmy Duncanpup preaching to the choir here about white privilege (Bouncy)
Post by: SVPete on November 20, 2021, 10:44:12 AM
Is there a deli that doesn't serve ham and other pork products?  Is this strictly a halal deli? Nothing ever adds up in bouncie stories.

Yeppers, an obvious incongruity. Either:

* The Muslim woman was serving out meats at a non-Halal deli,

or

* The supposed racist patronized a Halal deli that would have a large sign near the entry stating it is Halal.

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my three sons who one we adopted is mixed black father white mother

Larding on a laughably gratuitous detail.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Mn4ZfbDtPeA/XeIznkVa9OI/AAAAAAAAUdQ/ErJ4XsR4GXU3iJqfbAO5SmxpZBbSf5XyACLcBGAsYHQ/s200/emitting-virtue-signal-npc-wireless-reee-802-11-reee-802-11-37602667.jpg)

The whole :bouncy: oozes sloppy, ill-composed, fiction.
Title: Re: DUmmy Duncanpup preaching to the choir here about white privilege (Bouncy)
Post by: Delmar on November 20, 2021, 11:05:41 AM
As he pushed his shopping cart by the deli counter on his way to the cat food aisle--where he actually buys his food--he saw a woman behind the counter who looked vaguely swarthy/ethnic and decided to craft a bouncy built around the make-believe encounter.
Title: Re: DUmmy Duncanpup preaching to the choir here about white privilege (Bouncy)
Post by: DLR Pyro on November 20, 2021, 11:24:32 AM
Seriously,  who buys 3/4 of a pound of deli meat?
Title: Re: DUmmy Duncanpup preaching to the choir here about white privilege (Bouncy)
Post by: Wineslob on November 20, 2021, 01:58:44 PM
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Muslim immigrant.
Seriously these ****ers just need to start wearing the hoods and robes


Yes, DUmbass, they do.
Title: Re: DUmmy Duncanpup preaching to the choir here about white privilege (Bouncy)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 20, 2021, 02:46:45 PM

Yes, DUmbass, they do.

Cue the Robert Byrd picture, or outgoing "Gobberner" of Virginia Ralph Northham, aka "Coonman".
Title: Re: DUmmy Duncanpup preaching to the choir here about white privilege (Bouncy)
Post by: Ferrance on November 20, 2021, 06:19:21 PM
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Cue the Robert Byrd picture, or outgoing "Gobberner" of Virginia Ralph Northham, aka "Coonman".
Still haven't figured out if ol' Coonman was the one in the blackface or the KKK hood. I guess the world will never know.
Title: Re: DUmmy Duncanpup preaching to the choir here about white privilege (Bouncy)
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 20, 2021, 09:27:00 PM
Still haven't figured out if ol' Coonman was the one in the blackface or the KKK hood. I guess the world will never know.
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The color guard is colored!
Title: Re: DUmmy Duncanpup preaching to the choir here about white privilege (Bouncy)
Post by: enslaved1 on November 29, 2021, 11:58:28 AM
DUmper needs to learn basic grammar and punctuation.  Might make their bouncies more believable.  Oh, wait, proper grammar is racist, isn't it? 

Is there a deli that doesn't serve ham and other pork products?  Is this strictly a halal deli? Nothing ever adds up in bouncie stories.

Good catch.  Either doesn't know Muslims consider pork unclean or doesn't know ham and bacon come from pigs.  Both are strong possibilities. 
Title: Re: DUmmy Duncanpup preaching to the choir here about white privilege (Bouncy)
Post by: Karin on November 29, 2021, 02:00:38 PM
And as usual, one bouncie always inspires another within the thread:

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Skittles (139,071 posts)

6. hey Duncanpup

I was in London on a train to Gatwick Airport, a guy was going down the aisle with a food snack cart - someone snapped at him, didn't you hear me, are you DEAF??? - obvious American accent.....there was a silence and then I said, just as loudly, I WANT EVERYONE ON THIS TRAIN TO KNOW NOT ALL AMERICANS ARE ASSHOLES (extreme emphasis on the word assholes).....and everyone started clapping and high-fiving

Well!  At least we have the applause element, well done!