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Title: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: rich_t on September 01, 2008, 10:26:58 PM
I've been seeing various reports on Fox News today concerning the hurricane.

I cringe every time I see Geraldo on the screen.

I can't stand that guy.
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Chris on September 01, 2008, 10:31:41 PM
I don't have Fox News.  But Geraldo is still an idiot.
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Donpeyote on September 01, 2008, 10:37:28 PM
 He is a God (to Middle of the roaders) :popcorn:
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Willow on September 01, 2008, 10:38:11 PM
They had to meet a quota!



Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 01, 2008, 10:40:33 PM
because there are some things that even shep smith won't do. :-)
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Willow on September 01, 2008, 10:42:27 PM
I love Shepard Smith! pretty eyes!
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Chris on September 01, 2008, 10:43:46 PM
I love Shepard Smith! pretty eyes!

Watch out, he'll beat you up over a parking space!
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Donpeyote on September 01, 2008, 10:47:40 PM
 Who is that Faggy Rump ranger at ABC with the pretty lips ? :popcorn: 
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Chris on September 01, 2008, 10:49:11 PM
Who is that Faggy Rump ranger at ABC with the pretty lips ? :popcorn: 

You're going to have to narrow it down some. :confused:
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Tantal on September 01, 2008, 11:45:32 PM
They had to put an idiot on the payroll to put "balanced" in their title. I don't think anyone actually considers him a journalist.
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Donpeyote on September 01, 2008, 11:51:47 PM
Who is that Faggy Rump ranger at ABC with the pretty lips ? :popcorn: 

You're going to have to narrow it down some. :confused:
He is on ABC news in the evenings (Youngish Anchor perhaps mid 30's)
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: jendf on September 01, 2008, 11:58:33 PM
I love Shepard Smith! pretty eyes!

Okay, confession time.

I don't have cable so I don't often get to see the talking heads. However, during the DNC, FoxNews.com had a commentary show called The Strategy Room that aired alongside the convention on their website.  It was a much more laid back affair than what you see on TV (I assume). They weren't wearing suit jackets. Their shirts were unbuttoned at the collar and rolled up at the sleeves. They looked like they hadn't had much sleep. Since it was online, there weren't so concerned about formalities. It was like you were sitting with them at a diner shooting the shit. Anyway, Shepard Smith looked SO HOT. He was talking about how he would have to order room service back at his hotel room later and I wondered if he wanted company.  :-)

I've heard the story about his temper but the way he just was laid back and chill while making fun of the Dems really was fun to watch. I was sad when the following day he was assigned to do the TV coverage and Bret Bayer was the lead guy on The Strategy Room. No offense to Bret, of course. He did a fine job. But he is happily married.

So there's my Shepard Smith story. I think I'm in love. Or just horny.
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 02, 2008, 12:00:36 AM
I love Shepard Smith! pretty eyes!

Okay, confession time.

I don't have cable so I don't often get to see the talking heads. However, during the DNC, FoxNews.com had a commentary show called The Strategy Room that aired alongside the convention on their website.  It was a much more laid back affair than what you see on TV (I assume). They weren't wearing suit jackets. Their shirts were unbuttoned at the collar and rolled up at the sleeves. They looked like they hadn't had much sleep. Since it was online, there weren't so concerned about formalities. It was like you were sitting with them at a diner shooting the shit. Anyway, Shepard Smith looked SO HOT. He was talking about how he would have to order room service back at his hotel room later and I wondered if he wanted company.  :-)

I've heard the story about his temper but the way he just was laid back and chill while making fun of the Dems really was fun to watch. I was sad when the following day he was assigned to do the TV coverage and Bret Bayer was the lead guy on The Strategy Room. No offense to Bret, of course. He did a fine job. But he is happily married.

So there's my Shepard Smith story. I think I'm in love. Or just horny.

haven't you ladies heard the rumors about shep smith? :whatever:
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: jendf on September 02, 2008, 12:02:16 AM


haven't you ladies heard the rumors about shep smith? :whatever:

This isn't the same rumor you were trying to spread about Eric Byrnes, is it?
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Chris on September 02, 2008, 12:03:07 AM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/dsmithmug.jpg)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/dsmithmug1.html
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 02, 2008, 12:03:17 AM


haven't you ladies heard the rumors about shep smith? :whatever:

This isn't the same rumor you were trying to spread about Eric Byrnes, is it?

:rofl:ok, you got me. :-)
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 02, 2008, 12:04:54 AM


haven't you ladies heard the rumors about shep smith? :whatever:

This isn't the same rumor you were trying to spread about Eric Byrnes, is it?

is he going to play again this season, by the way?
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: jendf on September 02, 2008, 12:05:20 AM


haven't you ladies heard the rumors about shep smith? :whatever:

This isn't the same rumor you were trying to spread about Eric Byrnes, is it?

:rofl:ok, you got me. :-)

See. I know my WE well.  :-)
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: jendf on September 02, 2008, 12:05:53 AM


haven't you ladies heard the rumors about shep smith? :whatever:

This isn't the same rumor you were trying to spread about Eric Byrnes, is it?

is he going to play again this season, by the way?

Nope. He's out for the year.  :(
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Willow on September 02, 2008, 03:45:40 AM
(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/8817/2461320shepsmith2007gw5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/2461320shepsmith2007gw5.jpg/1/w320.png) (http://g.imageshack.us/img262/2461320shepsmith2007gw5.jpg/1/)




much better, pretty eyes,lips, and that smirky little smile :blowkiss:
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Rebel on September 02, 2008, 07:31:28 AM
"There's somebody in the water!"  :whatever:

Then, when re-aired on Fox, HOURS later, the banner says, "Rescue caught on tape". This is NOT the damn way to combat those leftist fools when they call Fox "Faux". The guy was a damn ACOE employee.

As for Shep, what can I say, he's a (http://www.conservativecave.com/avatars/NCAA/SEC-OleMiss-B.gif)  :-)


BTW, anyone watch Tennessee suck it up last night?  :whatever: They're QB SUCKS!  :censored:
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: BEG on September 02, 2008, 08:35:56 AM
I love Shepard Smith! pretty eyes!

I can't stand Shepard Smith.
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: BEG on September 02, 2008, 08:36:22 AM
.....or Geraldo.
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Rebel on September 02, 2008, 08:39:58 AM
I love Shepard Smith! pretty eyes!

I can't stand Shepard Smith.

Bite your tongue, Husker.  :censored:

Or is it Sooner?  :-)
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: BEG on September 02, 2008, 08:52:45 AM
I love Shepard Smith! pretty eyes!

I can't stand Shepard Smith.

Bite your tongue, Husker.  :censored:

Or is it Sooner?  :-)

Once a Husker always a Husker.  I spit on Sooners.
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 02, 2008, 09:06:15 AM


haven't you ladies heard the rumors about shep smith? :whatever:

This isn't the same rumor you were trying to spread about Eric Byrnes, is it?

:rofl:ok, you got me. :-)

See. I know my WE well.  :-)

either that, or I need a new routine.  probably both. :-)
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 02, 2008, 09:08:41 AM


haven't you ladies heard the rumors about shep smith? :whatever:

This isn't the same rumor you were trying to spread about Eric Byrnes, is it?

is he going to play again this season, by the way?

Nope. He's out for the year.  :(

I would be soooooo pissed off at your manager right now if I was a snakes fan.  he ran byrnes on bad wheels for a month before he nearly crippled the dude. 
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Donpeyote on September 02, 2008, 09:46:38 AM
Shep is 1/4 Jewish ?
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Uhhuh35 on September 02, 2008, 10:14:40 AM
Shep is 1/4 Jewish ?
Donpeyote do you ever check yer' PM's?
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Thor on September 02, 2008, 10:32:15 AM
I saw Geraldo live when he spotted the ACOE person in the water. I watched the engineer being pulled by a lifeline a few seconds later. I THEN saw the fuel tank being pulled by a cable. Geraldo is such an idiot and a sensationalist. Of course, didn't he get pulled from the front lines during the initial invasion of Iraq for giving away the Army's strategy?? Geraldo is a ****tard!!!
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Donpeyote on September 02, 2008, 10:35:06 AM
 Geraldo uses yiddish a little almost every time he  is on air (Even with WASPY looking yet Catholic Bill O'Liely)
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Lauri on September 02, 2008, 11:15:15 AM
I don't have Fox News.  But Geraldo is still an idiot.

havent read all the pages of this thread yet, but did you catch him screaming and crying about the man in the water yesterday? Jesus! The man had a life vest on AND a rope was attached to him .. he knew what he was doing all along, and Geraldo was literally screaming his head off.

the Breaking News headline on FOX kept repeating, "Geraldo Exclusive - Catches Rescue Live!!" it was so stupid.  :whatever:

Geraldo really wants to be maimed or bludgeoned on live tv so he can get some ratings...
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Donpeyote on September 02, 2008, 11:19:59 AM
I don't have Fox News.  But Geraldo is still an idiot.

havent read all the pages of this thread yet, but did you catch him screaming and crying about the man in the water yesterday? Jesus! The man had a life vest on AND a rope was attached to him .. he knew what he was doing all along, and Geraldo was literally screaming his head off.

the Breaking News headline on FOX kept repeating, "Geraldo Exclusive - Catches Rescue Live!!" it was so stupid.  :whatever:

Geraldo really wants to be maimed or bludgeoned on live tv so he can get some ratings...
Imagine how badly PMSNBC wanted to get footage of a Black looter gettin a beatdown from a white Leo !
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Chris on September 02, 2008, 11:20:48 AM
He sounds like an 8-year-old.

LINK (http://www.foxnews.com/video2/video08.html?maven_referralObject=3060748&maven_referralPlaylistId=&sRevUrl=http://www.foxnews.com/us/index.html)
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 02, 2008, 11:37:36 AM
He sounds like an 8-year-old girl.

LINK (http://www.foxnews.com/video2/video08.html?maven_referralObject=3060748&maven_referralPlaylistId=&sRevUrl=http://www.foxnews.com/us/index.html)

fixored. :-)
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Rebel on September 02, 2008, 11:47:04 AM
I saw Geraldo live when he spotted the ACOE person in the water. I watched the engineer being pulled by a lifeline a few seconds later. I THEN saw the fuel tank being pulled by a cable. Geraldo is such an idiot and a sensationalist. Of course, didn't he get pulled from the front lines during the initial invasion of Iraq for giving away the Army's strategy?? Geraldo is a ****tard!!!

Yes. His dumbass was in the sand drawing and exposing the attack plans for one of the units in the 101st Airborne Division. Somehow I don't think OpSec is this fools strong suit.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Donpeyote on September 02, 2008, 11:49:08 AM
I saw Geraldo live when he spotted the ACOE person in the water. I watched the engineer being pulled by a lifeline a few seconds later. I THEN saw the fuel tank being pulled by a cable. Geraldo is such an idiot and a sensationalist. Of course, didn't he get pulled from the front lines during the initial invasion of Iraq for giving away the Army's strategy?? Geraldo is a ****tard!!!

Yes. His dumbass was in the sand drawing and exposing the attack plans for one of the units in the 101st Airborne Division. Somehow I don't think OpSec is this fools strong suit.  :whatever:
Because of that ,the Liberals love him even more ...
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 02, 2008, 11:51:38 AM
I saw Geraldo live when he spotted the ACOE person in the water. I watched the engineer being pulled by a lifeline a few seconds later. I THEN saw the fuel tank being pulled by a cable. Geraldo is such an idiot and a sensationalist. Of course, didn't he get pulled from the front lines during the initial invasion of Iraq for giving away the Army's strategy?? Geraldo is a ****tard!!!

Yes. His dumbass was in the sand drawing and exposing the attack plans for one of the units in the 101st Airborne Division. Somehow I don't think OpSec is this fools strong suit.  :whatever:

i think the only reason that gerald rivers wouldn't hesitate to get himself killed on live television is because he wouldn't be able to see what it did to his ratings afterwards. :whatever:



Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Wineslob on September 02, 2008, 12:16:36 PM
Smith is too pretty. he's gay.
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 02, 2008, 12:17:06 PM
Smith is too pretty. he's gay.

I tried that one.  they're not buyin' it. :-)
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: paladin0 on September 02, 2008, 12:18:56 PM
Anyone remember this gem?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/10/Geraldo-Rivera-Fight-385032.html


Geraldo is a typical media whore, and plays on people's emotions. Why he's on FOX I don't know, but as long as he gets ratings he'll remain there.

Paladin0
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Donpeyote on September 02, 2008, 12:44:18 PM
Smith is too pretty. he's gay.

I tried that one.  they're not buyin' it. :-)
The Guy with the Lips on ABC is teh geyest !
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Thor on September 02, 2008, 01:49:11 PM
Smith is too pretty. he's gay.

I tried that one.  they're not buyin' it. :-)

Ok, ok, I'll buy it if y'all phrase it as,` "Shep Smith is a scrappy Ghey"......   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Rebel on September 02, 2008, 02:10:06 PM
Don't hate the playa.
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: BEG on September 02, 2008, 02:33:29 PM
Smith is too pretty. he's gay.

I tried that one.  they're not buyin' it. :-)

I'll buy what you are selling....but just because I don't like him.  If I liked him I would totally beat you up.
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Donpeyote on September 02, 2008, 02:37:20 PM
Smith is too pretty. he's gay.

I tried that one.  they're not buyin' it. :-)

I'll buy what you are selling....but just because I don't like him.  If I liked him I would totally beat you up.
Ditto ! (Nobody better knock Gunther & the Sunshine Girls !)
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Rebel on September 02, 2008, 03:14:25 PM
Smith is too pretty. he's gay.

I tried that one.  they're not buyin' it. :-)

I'll buy what you are selling....but just because I don't like him.  If I liked him I would totally beat you up.

Did this have anything to do with it?

[youtube=425,350]Ie_Ik5OJa0s[/youtube]


 :-)
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: BEG on September 02, 2008, 03:18:50 PM
Smith is too pretty. he's gay.

I tried that one.  they're not buyin' it. :-)

I'll buy what you are selling....but just because I don't like him.  If I liked him I would totally beat you up.

Did this have anything to do with it?

[youtube=425,350]Ie_Ik5OJa0s[/youtube]


 :-)

HA......HA   :lmao:


I actually can't stand him because of the way he talks.  It's like everything is late breaking news.  He is annoying. 
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: USA4ME on September 02, 2008, 03:25:55 PM
Geraldo was already a joke, but once he started defending Clinton and railing against Ken Starr, then he became even more of a scumbag.   He comes on and I either switch the channel or turn down the volume.

.
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 02, 2008, 03:31:43 PM

shep smith, after interviewing madalyn albright on election night a few years ago.

(http://i36.tinypic.com/qppgzt.jpg)
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Willow on September 02, 2008, 05:38:22 PM

shep smith, after interviewing madalyn albright on election night a few years ago.

(http://i36.tinypic.com/qppgzt.jpg)


see? that's why I love him so much. The devil makes him do it!       :rotf:
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Rebel on September 02, 2008, 06:28:21 PM

see? that's why I love him so much. The devil makes him do it!       :rotf:

Nah, I think it's the Rebel in him that makes him do it.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: DixieBelle on September 02, 2008, 07:15:15 PM

see? that's why I love him so much. The devil makes him do it!       :rotf:

Nah, I think it's the Rebel in him that makes him do it.  :evillaugh:
^yep.

I think he's got a little sugar in his tank though.

I kind of hate/love him. He gets points for Ole Miss but other than that?

And Geraldo is a tool. I still remember the whole Capone's vault thing. :-)
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: thundley4 on September 02, 2008, 07:52:34 PM
At least Geraldo knows that was a joke. lol

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P84OKTUx6LY[/youtube]
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: DixieBelle on September 02, 2008, 07:54:38 PM
LOL! He's such a tool.
Title: Re: Why doesn't FOX News know what an idiot Geraldo is?
Post by: Airwolf on September 02, 2008, 09:42:06 PM
I saw Geraldo live when he spotted the ACOE person in the water. I watched the engineer being pulled by a lifeline a few seconds later. I THEN saw the fuel tank being pulled by a cable. Geraldo is such an idiot and a sensationalist. Of course, didn't he get pulled from the front lines during the initial invasion of Iraq for giving away the Army's strategy?? Geraldo is a ****tard!!!

Yes he did. The worst part was he did LIVE on air.