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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FunkyZero on November 06, 2021, 11:52:34 PM
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Sat Nov 6, 2021, 07:00 PM
Star Member orangecrush (12,404 posts)
Just got harassed on the road by a MAGAT
Last edited Sat Nov 6, 2021, 07:45 PM - Edit history (2)
I live in a very red rural small town.
Was leaving local gym about half an hour ago, it had just gotten dark.
Was going up a hill toward the main highway, and headlights came up behind me, very close to my rear, and stayed there.
Slowed down and tapped my brakes LIGHTLY as a request for the driver to back off, this is deer country, if I had to stop he would hit me.
Then he let some space open up, and floored his truck (F-250, of course) and stopped just short of hitting me. He did this several times.
I waited till he dropped back again, signaled and pulled over.
He went around at full speed, almost hit me, and I saw the 2 large Trump flags flying from the bed.
Then he stopped dead in front of me.
"He's coming out with a gun" was my thought, I floored my little Honda and got around him.
He followed until I came to a well lit parking lot on the main road, which I entered and got my phone out to call 911.
Could have been drunk and a coincidence.
If it happens again, I'll know it isn't.
If you run into this, do not get out of your vehicle, go to a well lit area and call 911.
If they are truly nuts and approach you there, keep moving, lay on the horn till help arrives.
My adrenaline was pumping so hard I did not get a plate, but a bright red 250 with Trump flags isn't hard to remember.
I'm getting way too old for this kind of shit.
Response to orangecrush (Reply #17)Sat Nov 6, 2021, 07:39 PM
Star Member Haggard Celine (13,877 posts)
27. Lol!
Yeah, it's a shame, but you have to assume they're all psychos these days. I know there are more Trumpers in some places than there are in others, but unfortunately, this whole country seems to have at least some of these Trump flag wavers, and I think most of them are unbalanced and dangerous. Take care and stay safe!
REEEE! TRUMP FLAGS!
Response to orangecrush (Original post)Sat Nov 6, 2021, 07:09 PM
Star Member womanofthehills (6,022 posts)
8. Lots of road rage sickos out there
I had a guy do that to me on a desolate road. Finally, he speed away from me and I thought it was over until I went around the curve and he had jumped out of his car with his pants down - masturbating as I drove by.
WTH?
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I'll take "Something that only happened in DUmbass orangecrush's drug addled mind" for $200.
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just checked. Jussie Smollet wants his story back.
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Response to orangecrush (Original post)Sat Nov 6, 2021, 07:09 PM
Star Member womanofthehills (6,022 posts)
8. Lots of road rage sickos out there
I had a guy do that to me on a desolate road. Finally, he speed away from me and I thought it was over until I went around the curve and he had jumped out of his car with his pants down - masturbating as I drove by.
(https://hips.hearstapps.com/roa.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/47/768x431/546b3c5fe82e8_-_bidenstingray-lg.jpg)
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I was out in the desert with my classic dodge dart one time. This big rusty peterbilt Tanker with "let's go brandon" scrawled in the dust on the side chased me for what seemed like forever. I knew the guy had it out for me because I had my old biden 2020 bumper sticker on still. I finally tricked him into driving into a canyon. True story.
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I was out in the desert with my classic dodge dart one time. This big rusty peterbilt Tanker with "let's go brandon" scrawled in the dust on the side chased me for what seemed like forever. I knew the guy had it out for me because I had my old biden 2020 bumper sticker on still. I finally tricked him into driving into a canyon. True story.
Never realized you looked like Dennis Weaver!!!
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So the next time I'm tailgated I should pull-into a well lit area and lay on the horn till help arrives?
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Good thing the guy in the pickup didn’t get out and stand in front of your car. You could have been there for days.
KC
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Meh, partially plausible - tailgaters seldom respond nicely to their targets slowing and tapping their brakes (I'm stating a fact, not justifying the behavior) - partially obvious fictional embellishment (the Trump flags) ::) .
Three Cool Story Bros out of a possible five.
On weekdays, I typically see 1-4 jerky tailgaters. It's called commuting. Given the voting habits of Santa Clara County, there's a 75% chance with each that they're a Hillary/Biden-voting jerky tailgater. Being a jerk is a humans characteristic, not something peculiar to a particular political party.
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:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:
^^^not a jumping frog, but rather a bouncing one.
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I was out in the desert with my classic dodge dart one time. This big rusty peterbilt Tanker with "let's go brandon" scrawled in the dust on the side chased me for what seemed like forever. I knew the guy had it out for me because I had my old biden 2020 bumper sticker on still. I finally tricked him into driving into a canyon. True story.
Sounds like you guys had quite a duel going out on the highway...
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I was out in the desert with my classic dodge dart one time. This big rusty peterbilt Tanker with "let's go brandon" scrawled in the dust on the side chased me for what seemed like forever. I knew the guy had it out for me because I had my old biden 2020 bumper sticker on still. I finally tricked him into driving into a canyon. True story.
That's nothing!
One day, after Trump left office, a car started terrorizing my neighborhood! It was a big, dark2 door car with a funny beeping horn. It was festooned with bumper stickers like 'Trump' and 'liberal hunting permit' and such.This thing ran right through peoples houses (the ones with biden flags) and ran down biden supporters in the streets!
We had to trick it into flying over a cliff then we blew it up with a bunch of TNT, and in the flames we saw the face of Trump saying 'make America great again"!
:-)
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The PC Police have entered the thread...
luv2fly (1,764 posts)
10. Please no "tard" reference, really
It diminishes anything you say afterwards.
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Chainfire
84. Pulling over and stopping could be the worst thing you could do.
Seriously, I would not stop as your best protection is to keep moving, avoid eye contact and dial 911. Years ago, I started using dark tinted windows and avoiding any displays of politics or sports on my vehicle. If the rager can't see who is in the vehicle he (or she) may be more reluctant to get agressive. With the dark tinted windows, I can cuss and give them the finger and they can't see it.
I keep one of the fake hand grenades in my car, show it to the driver, pull the pin and toss it in the back of the F-250. They get out of the truck in a hurry, sometimes they stop first, sometimes they don't; not my problem
Uh … yeah. Please explain how that works. Liar.
KC
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...This thing ran right through peoples houses (the ones with biden flags) and ran down biden supporters in the streets!
Where do you find those? Only Biden flags I've seen generally have the word **** in the lead off position.
:fuelfire: :-)
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Where do you find those? Only Biden flags I've seen generally have the word **** in the lead off position.
:fuelfire: :-)
Or the more polite phrase, Let's Go Brandon.
Look, this story is complete horse hockey to quote Col. Potter from M*A*S*H. Anyone who has any experience driving in rural America knows that cars drive faster or slower depending on the grade of the roads, unfamiliar area/road, level of darkness, etc.
The only part I believe is that this DUmmy was driving very slowly because they're a paranoid freakazoid and someone passed them which left them with massive case of butt-hurt.
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"My adrenaline was pumping so hard" = "I shit my pants like Joe Biden at a news presser"
Also this is all a big lie. not a word of truth. Like any DUmbass DUchebag goes to the gym.
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Sounds like you guys had quite a duel going out on the highway...
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Never realized you looked like Dennis Weaver!!!
:rotf: :rotf:
It's a burden I live with
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I live in a very red rural small town.
Was leaving local gym bar and drunk off my ass about half an hour ago, it had just gotten dark.
Was going up a hill toward the main highway, weaving but driving slow to be safe, and headlights came up behind me, very close to my rear, and stayed there.
This is more plausible. Not many rural redneck towns have gyms. People stay in shape working at jobs and have little time for gyms.
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That's nothing!
One day, after Trump left office, a car started terrorizing my neighborhood! It was a big, dark2 door car with a funny beeping horn. It was festooned with bumper stickers like 'Trump' and 'liberal hunting permit' and such.This thing ran right through peoples houses (the ones with biden flags) and ran down biden supporters in the streets!
We had to trick it into flying over a cliff then we blew it up with a bunch of TNT, and in the flames we saw the face of Trump saying 'make America great again"!
:-)
I had the best car ever! It was a 1958 Plymouth Fury that would drive ITSELF out at night and look for liberal bumper stickers and run the cars off the road. The cool part was no matter how smashed up it looked in the morning it would look showroom ready.
Sadly one day it decided it did not need me anymore. It left a "Goodbye" note on the garage door in 10W30 oil and was gone.
I think Donald Trump owns it now.
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I had the best car ever! It was a 1958 Plymouth Fury that would drive ITSELF out at night and look for liberal bumper stickers and run the cars off the road. The cool part was no matter how smashed up it looked in the morning it would look showroom ready.
Sadly one day it decided it did not need me anymore. It left a "Goodbye" note on the garage door in 10W30 oil and was gone.
I think Donald Trump owns it now.
I heard a story out of Florida where a bunch of little old ladies (little old ladies because you couldn't see them above the steering wheel) drove from a mobile Trump rally to the local biden/dnc outpost. They just drove around and around the building until their gas ran out. A rig with a big plastic Trump face over the grill turned up and ran over any liberals that tried to leave the building.
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I had the best car ever! It was a 1958 Plymouth Fury that would drive ITSELF out at night and look for liberal bumper stickers and run the cars off the road. The cool part was no matter how smashed up it looked in the morning it would look showroom ready.
Sadly one day it decided it did not need me anymore. It left a "Goodbye" note on the garage door in 10W30 oil and was gone.
I think Donald Trump owns it now.
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:cheersmate:
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No $hit there I was..... :whatever:
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No $hit there I was..... :whatever:
Hip deep in brass cases and hand grenade pins...
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:cheersmate:
Hip deep in brass cases and hand grenade pins...
H5