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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on October 30, 2021, 11:31:08 PM
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Reported here, and backed up many other places. (https://twitter.com/MrsT106/status/1454389989521907716)
What was that you DUmmies were saying? How nice it is to not be embarrassed about the POTUS in Europe? Your guy can't even control his bowels in literally one of the holiest places on Earth.
Maybe you guys should quit worrying about "Let's Go Brandon" and worry about "Let's Go Clean Brandon."
Disgusting.
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He heard Let's Go and he went...
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https://youtu.be/rQ9qsXu34SM (https://youtu.be/rQ9qsXu34SM)
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Juanita Broaddrick
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Rumor is.... Biden pooped his pants while at the Vatican.
7:14 PM · Oct 30, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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The word around Rome is that Biden’s meeting with the Pope was unusually long because Biden had a bit of an “bathroom accident” at the Vatican & it had to be addressed prior to him leaving.
I know we joke often about this, but this is the actual rumor going around Rome now.
5:09 AM · Oct 30, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Believe all women!
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That Twitter feed is fascinating:
"Original tweet"
"Liar!"
"Liar!"
"Liar"
"Story confirmed "
".....uhhh...liar"
"Liar!"
...
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The Vatican's PR-staff has to be considered geniuses for not wanting His Eminence to go live on-air with this clown.
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BIden should ask swalwell for advice.
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People thought I was kidding when I repeatedly said that it was Biden that was $hitting in the halls of the White House and not Major the dog.
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Don't forget the video where Biden says: "my butts been wiped." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1veW1s24Xo&ab_channel=USAR8888
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I feel like this event is symbolic somehow...
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So much for that whole "he's not going to embarrass us on the world stage" thing. I guess his handlers messed up the time for his bathroom break. Jet lag is a bitch.
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I wonder if he did the nadler dance of the loaded pants...
https://youtu.be/-3_ALLadQ1M (https://youtu.be/-3_ALLadQ1M)
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No DU threads denouncing the account, so it must be true!
KC
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No DU threads denouncing the account, so it must be true!
KC
When they do post something, they will accuse "TFG" of slipping Turbo Lax into Brandon's coffee and demand a congressional investigation to get to the bottom of the matter...
https://youtu.be/fO9gVkdy3aE (https://youtu.be/fO9gVkdy3aE)
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I hope Peter Doocey asks Psaki …
:rofl:
KC
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I hope Peter Doocey asks Psaki …
:rofl:
KC
yes. Doocey should definitely ask little red lying hood about the alleged dropped deuce... :lmao:
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Does everybody remember how the leftists got so excited about the Trump pee tapes, clamoring for the release of what turned out to be make-believe pee tapes?
What goes around comes around.
As you sow, so shall you reap.
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Does everybody remember how the leftists got so excited about the Trump pee tapes, clamoring for the release of what turned out to be make-believe pee tapes?
What goes around comes around.
As you sow, so shall you reap.
I remember that the mere suggestion of the pee tapes was proof that they exist, so until Lefty produces a pee tape, and certainly for eternity thereafter, Joe Biden regularly shits his pants.
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Democrats are peddling a photoshopped picture that makes it look like Trump had an accident while golfing.
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Plugs needs teepee!
https://youtu.be/WjGki7QEOZk
:rotf:
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No DU threads denouncing the account, so it must be true!
KC
We all know the political rule: If they don't deny it, it must be true!
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We all know the political rule: If they don't deny it, it must be true!
Yes sir!!
KC
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So does changing his diapers fall on the secret service or..? Bet they've got a great code name for the radio now. "Boxer muffin is in AF1, I repeat, Boxer muffin is in AF1"
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So does changing his diapers fall on the secret service or..? Bet they've got a great code name for the radio now. "Boxer muffin is in AF1, I repeat, Boxer muffin is in AF1"
Code brown
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So how many nuns does it take to change Joe Biden's diapers?
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Plugs needs teepee!
https://youtu.be/WjGki7QEOZk
:rotf:
So does that make Kamala the Vice Ho Butthead?
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Code brown
Yup!!
KC
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So how many nuns does it take to change Joe Biden's diapers?
Oh man...this is gonna be a load of a punchline....
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Biden apologizes for being late to G20 press conference: 'We were playing with elevators'
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-apologizes-for-tardiness-to-g20-press-conference-blames-elevators-long-story (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-apologizes-for-tardiness-to-g20-press-conference-blames-elevators-long-story)
Yeah, playing with the elevators....
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https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-apologizes-for-tardiness-to-g20-press-conference-blames-elevators-long-story (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-apologizes-for-tardiness-to-g20-press-conference-blames-elevators-long-story)
Yeah, playing with the elevators....
More civilized people call it the Hershey highway....
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We said the POPE, joe, the POPE.
Not to poop!! :thatsright:
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We said the POPE, joe, the POPE.
Not to poop!! :thatsright:
"Never underestimate Joe's ability to **** things up."
--Reggie Love's Li'l Bitch
I'll be damned if the cock sucker didn't have his impeachment insurance policy pegged. Throw dementia into the equation on top of his native incompetence, and he's a gods damned force of nature.
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He did it again, this time at the global warming conference. His decrepit old digestive system probably can't handle all of the exotic foreign foods he is eating on his trip abroad. Best thing to do would be to get him home and back on his diet of oatmeal or whatever kind of pablum his broken-down old body can tolerate before he embarrasses us any further.
President Biden under fire for allegedly farting during the #COP26 global warming conference
Posted at 5:00 pm on November 7, 2021 by Greg P.
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There’s a report out in the Daily Mail that President Joe Biden farted in front of Camilla Parker Bowles, the Duchess of Cornwall and wife of heir apparent Charles, the Prince of Wales
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2021/11/07/president-biden-under-fire-for-allegedly-farting-during-the-cop26-global-warming-conference/
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He did it again, this time at the global warming conference. His decrepit old digestive system probably can't handle all of the exotic foreign foods he is eating on his trip abroad. Best thing to do would be to get him home and back on his diet of oatmeal or whatever kind of pablum his broken-down old body can tolerate before he embarrasses us any further.
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2021/11/07/president-biden-under-fire-for-allegedly-farting-during-the-cop26-global-warming-conference/
I'm waiting for the U.S. getting sanctioned for exceeding our allotted methane emission limits.
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He did it again, this time at the global warming conference.
Well, it probably felt warm for a bit.
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I like the meme with Biden and the Pope and the Pope is asking Biden if that was a fart. Biden says, some of it.
:rofl:
KC
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I like the meme with Biden and the Pope and the Pope is asking Biden if that was a fart. Biden says, some of it.
:rofl:
KC
What's the Latin word for shart?
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What's the Latin word for shart?
Sharticus?
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https://youtu.be/RYJjR3dd1I8 (https://youtu.be/RYJjR3dd1I8)
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Sharticus?
The ghost of Kirk Douglas will haunt you until the end of time. :rofl:
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Joey Badfingers Biden apparently not only greased 'em while visiting the Pope, he also orchestrated a resounding methane attack on Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall. Not very green of the old geezer unless you count the color the Duchess turned. :lmao: :whistling:
"I'll take 'shit happens' for a hundred"
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Joey Badfingers Biden apparently not only greased 'em while visiting the Pope, he also orchestrated a resounding methane attack on Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall. Not very green of the old geezer unless you count the color the Duchess turned. :lmao: :whistling:
"I'll take 'shit happens' for a hundred"
War of 1812 started for the same reasons
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Biden Craps His Pants But America Is Sh*tting A Brick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgWbylszeO4&t=44s