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Title: Weirdness
Post by: bijou on September 01, 2008, 12:51:25 PM
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undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)       Mon Sep-01-08 04:50 AM
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Weirdness
 Advertisements [?]Edited on Mon Sep-01-08 04:53 AM by undergroundpanther
This past winter I found a dead ginger cat by the road while walking to the bus,he was laying near my house and my neighbor's house. As soon as I got back and the sun set,I buried him.He had no collar.It was cold out but the ground was thawed for the day this cat was buried. I put the cat on the property line between my house and my neighbor's. The cat's spirit asked to be put there..I didn't know that cat .I cried.I cry for every cat.
And when I was done I went in and hugged my fuzzy Rustle.And was so glad he was there.


Then this August Rustle died he was my sunshine ginger cat.(still missing him)

A few days after Rustle's passing I had a dream he was out at my back door, running around trying to get into the step well ,trying to get in the house. He was skinnier in my dream.He was confused.I walked up to him pet him and said It's okay you can go sweetheart...you are free to decide what you want to do..he stood there a minute than he took off.


This past Friday I saw a cat, in my yard as I was walking out my door,to go out.And right by the bush, by the door,it was another ginger cat,the same color as Rustle! Not as chubby tho.
Didn't see if he had a collar or not. He booked away didn't get a chance to get a good look at him.But he was that unmistakable ginger cat color.I got on the van asked the folks there if they saw the cat out in my yard..No one said they saw him,except the driver said she had a glimpse and she isn't spiritually asleep..Kinda strange ya think?

I'll keep an eye out for ginger cats,they might be trying to tell me something.I'll keep you all updated.Got any thoughts on what it might be these cats are trying to tell me?

 
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x75396)

UP is being stalked by ginger cats ...
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: md11hydmec on September 01, 2008, 12:53:41 PM
I hear they go great with coffee.
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: DixieBelle on September 01, 2008, 12:53:57 PM
She really needs to learn how to use the space bar on her keyboard. I guess her paws prevent that.
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: Bondai on September 01, 2008, 12:55:46 PM
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Got any thoughts on what it might be these cats are trying to tell me?

That you are a  :censored: psycho....
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 01, 2008, 01:02:44 PM
If you didn't know for certain, and we do know for certain, that UP is a hopeless whack job, you might think she is someone's mole. A post like this is just so clear an invitation to derision, it has to be a mole, or a seriously sick person. In this case, it's the latter.
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 01, 2008, 01:04:55 PM
She really needs to learn how to use the space bar on her keyboard. I guess her paws prevent that.

There is a classic Simpsons episode where Homer gets much fatter to go on disability.  He tried to dial the phone, and the operator interrupted him and said "the fingers you are using to dial are too fat, please mash the keypad to order a special dialing wand."

Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: DixieBelle on September 01, 2008, 01:06:26 PM
She really needs to learn how to use the space bar on her keyboard. I guess her paws prevent that.

There is a classic Simpsons episode where Homer gets much fatter to go on disability.  He tried to dial the phone, and the operator interrupted him and said "the fingers you are using to dial are too fat, please mash the keypad to order a special dialing wand."


ROFL! I bet it comes with a free backside wiper wand too. Ewwwwwwwwww.....I just grossed MYSELF out.
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: Chris on September 01, 2008, 01:31:11 PM
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This past Friday I saw a cat, in my yard as I was walking out my door,to go out.And right by the bush, by the door,it was another ginger cat,the same color as Rustle!

Zombie cat!!  AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! 
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: Rebel on September 01, 2008, 01:37:01 PM
Someone say Ginger?

(http://www.planearium2.de/pics/pics-911.jpg)
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: USA4ME on September 01, 2008, 01:52:33 PM
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undergroundpanther

Blah, blah, blah...

Kinda strange ya think?

What an odd question considering the story of your life.

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Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: Chris_ on September 01, 2008, 02:00:28 PM
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Got any thoughts on what it might be these cats are trying to tell me?

That you are a  :censored: psycho....
:lmao:
Who on DU isn't a :censored: psycho?
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: jinxmchue on September 01, 2008, 02:03:18 PM
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This past Friday I saw a cat, in my yard as I was walking out my door,to go out.And right by the bush, by the door,it was another ginger cat,the same color as Rustle!

Zombie cat!!  AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! 

They had one of those in Stephen King's "Pet Semetary," didn't they?
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: tuolumnejim on September 01, 2008, 02:10:41 PM
Weirdness, hell UP defines Weirdness.  :mental:
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: ScubaGuy on September 01, 2008, 02:41:25 PM
I'm actually quite impressed.  An entire post by the Subway Kitty and she never mentioned bullies or psychopaths.

Usually she gets one of those in there by at least the second paragraph.

I hope the ghost cat isn't chasing the ghost chickens.
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 01, 2008, 03:24:36 PM
I'm actually quite impressed.  An entire post by the Subway Kitty and she never mentioned bullies or psychopaths.

Usually she gets one of those in there by at least the second paragraph.

I hope the ghost cat isn't chasing the ghost chickens.

I feel for the person that drives that short bus(van).
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: Chris_ on September 01, 2008, 03:29:06 PM
Ginger cats are probably like Ginger kids, they have no souls
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: thundley4 on September 01, 2008, 03:33:12 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/I_Are_Zombie_Cat.jpg)

Zombie Cat would starve to death on skins island.
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 01, 2008, 03:34:46 PM
I'm actually quite impressed.  An entire post by the Subway Kitty and she never mentioned bullies or psychopaths.

Usually she gets one of those in there by at least the second paragraph.

I hope the ghost cat isn't chasing the ghost chickens.

I feel for the person that drives that short bus(van).

Nah, they probably have horse syringes full of sedatives.  Though, I do feel a tad bad for said short bus driver. :(

thundley, that is an awesome pic!  :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:  H5!
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 01, 2008, 03:56:38 PM
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Ginger cats are probably like Ginger kids, they have no souls
I believe the DUmp's late, lamented, round, red sodomite was a ginger, before becoming victim to the DUmp's medical expertise.
(I'm afraid anyone unfamiliar with the referenced South Park episode will be puzzled.)
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: thundley4 on September 01, 2008, 04:09:08 PM
I'm actually quite impressed.  An entire post by the Subway Kitty and she never mentioned bullies or psychopaths.

Usually she gets one of those in there by at least the second paragraph.

I hope the ghost cat isn't chasing the ghost chickens.

I feel for the person that drives that short bus(van).

Nah, they probably have horse syringes full of sedatives.  Though, I do feel a tad bad for said short bus driver. :(

thundley, that is an awesome pic!  :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:  H5!

Isn't teh internetz onederful for finding things.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: Vagabond on September 01, 2008, 10:37:35 PM
She really needs to learn how to use the space bar on her keyboard. I guess her paws prevent that.

There is a classic Simpsons episode where Homer gets much fatter to go on disability.  He tried to dial the phone, and the operator interrupted him and said "the fingers you are using to dial are too fat, please mash the keypad to order a special dialing wand."


For some reason, this one had me thinking about Grandpa Simpson when he started talking about having a rutebega tied to his rope belt as he went out on the town as it was the fashion in those days.......
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: jinxmchue on September 01, 2008, 11:17:56 PM
You know, I gotta protest the title of this thread.  Obviously, this is not "weirdness" when it comes to UP.  This is typical.  Nothing weird about it.
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: jinxmchue on September 01, 2008, 11:18:56 PM
Ginger cats are probably like Ginger kids, they have no souls

"Shut up, Cartman!"
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: jinxmchue on September 01, 2008, 11:21:42 PM
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Ginger cats are probably like Ginger kids, they have no souls
I believe the DUmp's late, lamented, round, red sodomite was a ginger, before becoming victim to the DUmp's medical expertise.
(I'm afraid anyone unfamiliar with the referenced South Park episode will be puzzled.)

This might help:

[youtube=425,350]xcICJJ883bU&NR[/youtube]

This is an edited version.  The last pic is supposed to be Carrot Top.

This one's fun:

[youtube=425,350]HyqZPl-6UZ8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: Chris on September 01, 2008, 11:28:16 PM
[youtube=425,350]Umst8FSSpAo[/youtube]

Cartman's speech sounds like something you'd hear at the DUmp.
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: Chris_ on September 03, 2008, 01:35:15 PM
I'm actually quite impressed.  An entire post by the Subway Kitty and she never mentioned bullies or psychopaths.

Usually she gets one of those in there by at least the second paragraph.

I hope the ghost cat isn't chasing the ghost chickens.

To be fair, there ARE a lot of bullies and psychopaths in government. But given the chance the DUmmies would behave in the same way.
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 03, 2008, 03:34:57 PM
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I'll keep an eye out for ginger cats,they might be trying to tell me something.I'll keep you all updated.Got any thoughts on what it might be these cats are trying to tell me?

"Hey, watch out for that bus!".......?

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Weirdness
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 03, 2008, 04:09:15 PM
"Hey, watch out for that short bus!".......?

 :tongue:

Fixt!