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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on October 14, 2021, 01:33:25 PM
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Star Member KS Toronado (4,367 posts)
Wore my new "**** IT, DIE THEN" vaccine T-shirt to Walmart yesterday Translation: I saw this t-shirt on the internet and made up a story in which I am wearing it and someone notices
in my red town of course it's red along with an N95 mask, got a lot of giggles & smiles, but one smart ass mumbled
"****ing liberals" as we passed each other, I turned around and said "I'm a REPUBLICAN" ! (I lied) he stood
there speechless and I added here it comes! Are you ready? It's the watch-out-Aaron-Sorkin-I'm about-to-go-off speech that silences people and generates spontaneous applause "that's the problem in this country too many people don't want to do their
part to help us get past this pandemic so this country can get back to normal & put people back to work"
That was ****ing PATHETIC.
He just stood there dumbfounded of course he was "dumbfounded" & I walked away.
Don't know how to post pictures yet, but here's the T-shirt You can post a link to a pic, but not a pic. Bullshit. You were farting around on the web, saw a shirt, and made up a story.
From the Chronicles of Events that Did Not Occur... (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215950598)
That story isn't even lukewarm, bro.
Ben Dayho may need to make an appearance soon.
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From the Chronicles of Events that Did Not Occur... (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215950598)
That story isn't even lukewarm, bro.
Ben Dayho may need to make an appearance soon.
Can he give a brief description on how he fitted his N95 mask?
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Can he give a brief description on how he fitted his N95 mask?
Probably up his backside, knowing them.
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I turned around and said "I'm a REPUBLICAN" ! (I lied)
Ah yes, the old "pretend to be republican because I think you're too stupid to see through me" routine, also known as "pulling a Lincoln Project".
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I turned around and said "I'm a REPUBLICAN" ! (I lied)
Thanks for admitting that. It removes any doubt of the validity of your already weak sauce story.
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The shirt is stupid looking. If I saw someone wearing it I probably wouldn't have guessed that it had anything to do with covid. Vague message and image--it wouldn't cause me to giggle, smile, or mumble.
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Eeww that shirt is weird looking. It's got a cartoon syringe on it, and it's spurting out of the top. Cringe.
Stupid ****ing grocery store bouncies. Nobody's looking at T-shirts or masks or anything else. They're in shock wondering how they're going to feed their kids with all these Biden prices.
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Stupid ****ing grocery store bouncies. Nobody's looking at T-shirts or masks or anything else. ...
I occasionally have a cashier compliment a Tee I'm wearing. I usually have to look at it, as I don't remember which Tee I'm wearing. I don't know whether I've ever had a fellow customer comment about a Tee I'm wearing, nor have I done so. Where DUmmies find people who feel compelled to comment on Prog-provocative Tees and hats eludes me. It's not the world I live in.
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He just stood there dumbfounded & I walked away.
You forgot about a round of applause, high fives, and of course a cop jumping out from behind the vegetable aisle.
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My shirt says:
"You voted for Biden?
**** it then Die."
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You forgot about a round of applause, high fives, and of course a cop jumping out from behind the vegetable aisle.
Damn it!
Does BouncyBall s/h/it self have to come back from the Skinner's Island graveyard and teach a remedial course in basic DUmp cred bullshit spinning??? After all, when was the last time one of the current crop of mouth breathers even ONCE wove converting the stupid Rethuglikkkan into their tales of logical superiority?
ANYBODY???
:thatsright: :loser: :rant:
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I have bought a few political message t shirts over the years but they are usually ill-fitting so I don't wear them and I end up getting rid of them. But I am into bumper stickers--I have an I MISS TRUMP on one side of my bumper and a brand new LET'S GO BRANDON sticker on the other side.