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Title: Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis
Post by: bijou on September 01, 2008, 09:14:47 AM
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KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.

link (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080831/tod-malaysia-sex-offbeat-7d1b25b.html)

Title: Re: Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis
Post by: RobJohnson on September 01, 2008, 05:16:49 PM
The guy sounds like a nut job.
Title: Re: Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 01, 2008, 05:20:38 PM

which kind of nut are we talking about?

(http://www.britishfasteners.com/images/nut2.gif)(http://www.mdidea.com/products/proper/pine_nut03.jpg)
Title: Re: Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis
Post by: Texacon on September 01, 2008, 05:22:03 PM
The guy sounds like a nut job.

Oh Dear Sweet Jesus.  You can't make jokes about this!  I mean ..... Dayum!  OUCH!!!!

Ok, I guess some jokes are in order.

Looks like he will be a little short for his engagement.

That's all out of me.

KC
Title: Re: Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on September 01, 2008, 05:54:28 PM
That's not the way to get aHead in life. lol


Seriously, why not just buy one of these and be done with it.

(http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/assets/resources/2007/02/Austin-Powers-Pump.jpg)
Title: Re: Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 01, 2008, 10:27:44 PM

which kind of nut are we talking about?

(http://www.britishfasteners.com/images/nut2.gif)(http://www.mdidea.com/products/proper/pine_nut03.jpg)

I was thinking perhaps it was one of his nuts... and I was thinking wow, howdeedoodat?
Title: Re: Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis
Post by: morningAngel on September 01, 2008, 10:32:57 PM

which kind of nut are we talking about?

(http://www.britishfasteners.com/images/nut2.gif)(http://www.mdidea.com/products/proper/pine_nut03.jpg)

I was thinking perhaps it was one of his nuts... and I was thinking wow, howdeedoodat?

don't feel bad..my first thoughts were...walnut? peanut? cashew?
Title: Re: Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis
Post by: Donpeyote on September 01, 2008, 10:36:14 PM
 Remote Viewing shows he is not cut ! :o :rotf:
Title: Re: Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 01, 2008, 10:38:56 PM

which kind of nut are we talking about?

(http://www.britishfasteners.com/images/nut2.gif)(http://www.mdidea.com/products/proper/pine_nut03.jpg)

I was thinking perhaps it was one of his nuts... and I was thinking wow, howdeedoodat?

the use of the word "nut" in this story was problematic for a number of reasons. :uhsure:
Title: Re: Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 01, 2008, 10:59:24 PM

maybe it's just a poorly written headline.  it would be easier to understand if it read, "Malaysian man gets penis stuck in nut".  on second thought, never mind.  this is just an f'ed up story. :-)

Title: Re: Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis
Post by: Wineslob on September 02, 2008, 12:19:35 PM
He really got screwed.
Title: Re: Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis
Post by: Chris_ on September 02, 2008, 12:24:52 PM
Righty tighty, lefty loosey.  Sheesh.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 02, 2008, 01:13:47 PM
Well, for awhile there, he had a left, a right, and a center.
Title: Re: Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis
Post by: RobJohnson on September 03, 2008, 12:45:44 AM
He should of used some of this:

(http://akalol.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/wd40.jpg?w=92&h=96)

AKA: Penetrating Oil (Frees stuck nuts!)
Title: Re: Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis
Post by: MarshallLaw on September 03, 2008, 11:49:59 AM
Did they bust the nut to get his nuts off?