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Title: Idea for gun control
Post by: dutch508 on September 02, 2021, 04:00:04 PM
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Star Member TheRealNorth (3,924 posts)
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Idea for gun control

Let's make it illegal to sell assault rifles and ammo, and if anyone tries to sell, anyone can report them for a $10,000 award which comes from a fine on the person selling the ammo or weapon.

I mean, we are not technically making it illegal to own a firearm.

 :thatsright:

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Star Member Bluethroughu (1,502 posts)

1. Sounds good to me.

 :thatsright: :thatsright:
Title: Re: Idea for gun control
Post by: DLR Pyro on September 02, 2021, 04:40:44 PM
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Star Member TheRealNorth (3,924 posts)
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Idea for gun control abortion

Let's make it illegal to sell assault rifles and ammo perform abortions, and if anyone tries to sell abort an innocent child, anyone can report them for a $10,000 award which comes from a fine on the person selling the ammo or weapon performing the abortion.


your move DUmmies
Title: Re: Idea for gun control
Post by: USA4ME on September 02, 2021, 04:49:23 PM
Who are they kidding. Gun Control is when you hit your target every time.

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Title: Re: Idea for gun control
Post by: DefiantSix on September 02, 2021, 05:04:51 PM
Quote from: USA4ME on September 02, 2021, 04:49:23 PM
Who are they kidding. Gun Control is when you hit your target every time.

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If the DUmbass next to you drops like s/h/it's puppet strings were cut, you may rest assured that you weren't the target...

...yet.

 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Idea for gun control
Post by: 67 Rover on September 03, 2021, 07:19:38 AM
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Star Member TheRealNorth (3,924 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215814298

Idea for gun control

Let's make it illegal to sell assault rifles and ammo, and if anyone tries to sell, anyone can report them for a $10,000 award which comes from a fine on the person selling the ammo or weapon.

I mean, we are not technically making it illegal to own a firearm.

I guess we give the "assault rifle" and ammo away for free with the purchase of a pack a baseball cards then.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Idea for gun control
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 03, 2021, 12:49:10 PM

     They don't care about gun control in Afghanistan, having left billions worth of military-grade weapons laying around, so I am ****ed if I care what they think about guns here.

Title: Re: Idea for gun control
Post by: Zathras on September 03, 2021, 12:59:41 PM
Isn't it already illegal to sell Assault Rifles? I know I can't just walk into a Bass Pro Shop or any legitimate gun store and purchase an Assault Rifle. I can legally purchase a Semi Automatic Rifle that resembles its Assault Rifle counterpart but not the real item.
Title: Re: Idea for gun control
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 03, 2021, 01:11:42 PM
Quote from: Zathras on September 03, 2021, 12:59:41 PM
Isn't it already illegal to sell Assault Rifles? I know I can't just walk into a Bass Pro Shop or any legitimate gun store and purchase an Assault Rifle. I can legally purchase a Semi Automatic Rifle that resembles its Assault Rifle counterpart but not the real item.


     Hippies are rarely bunched together tightly enough for full auto anyway.
Title: Re: Idea for gun control
Post by: Wineslob on September 04, 2021, 02:38:23 PM
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Let's make it illegal to sell assault rifles and ammo


Show me an actual "assault riffle".


 :-)
Title: Re: Idea for gun control
Post by: SVPete on September 04, 2021, 06:10:13 PM
Quote from: Wineslob on September 04, 2021, 02:38:23 PM

Show me an actual "assault riffle".

 :-)

Ask and ye shall receive:


(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-s-OMSur7iWI/UzsvBiPbInI/AAAAAAAAMrg/iUGFlAnRfGI/w840-h545-no/a-salt+rifle.jpg)


 :-)
Title: Re: Idea for gun control
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 04, 2021, 08:14:22 PM
Quote from: SVPete on September 04, 2021, 06:10:13 PM
Ask and ye shall receive:


(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-s-OMSur7iWI/UzsvBiPbInI/AAAAAAAAMrg/iUGFlAnRfGI/w840-h545-no/a-salt+rifle.jpg)


 :-)
That's the rare NaCl  special edition, right?
Title: Re: Idea for gun control
Post by: Muddling 2 on September 04, 2021, 08:41:33 PM
Quote from: SVPete on September 04, 2021, 06:10:13 PM
Ask and ye shall receive:


(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-s-OMSur7iWI/UzsvBiPbInI/AAAAAAAAMrg/iUGFlAnRfGI/w840-h545-no/a-salt+rifle.jpg)


 :-)

2/3 Pun.

P

U

 :-)
Title: Re: Idea for gun control
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 04, 2021, 09:41:04 PM
Quote from: SVPete on September 04, 2021, 06:10:13 PM
Ask and ye shall receive:


(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-s-OMSur7iWI/UzsvBiPbInI/AAAAAAAAMrg/iUGFlAnRfGI/w840-h545-no/a-salt+rifle.jpg)


 :-)

How much does that cost?