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Title: Pam Tries to Communicate...Something
Post by: BamaMoose on July 31, 2021, 05:55:38 PM
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Star Member demtenjeep (30,792 posts)

My M-I-L manages a small grocery store. It is the only one in that tiny town of

outbreak

not sure what is going to happen.

She was just called this morning

stupid unvaxed idiots

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CurtEastPoint (14,586 posts)

1. what do you mean 'just called?'

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Ms. Toad (27,537 posts)

3. This is so cryptic that I am not sure what you are saying. n//t

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Treefrog (2,152 posts)

8. I've no clue.

A relative living in a town called outbreak was just called this morning.

Called about what? Called what? Fascinating.

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Hugh_Lebowski (23,135 posts)

6. Is this some kind of haiku-like thing? (nt)

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lame54 (30,455 posts)

7. The town is named outbreak?

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Treefrog (2,152 posts)

9. And why was she called?
 
Or what was she called?

Sometimes ops here are real head scratchers.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215684475 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215684475)

When your English skills are so poor that even the DUmmies call you on it you only have two options.  Public school teacher or writer for the East County Magazine.
Title: Re: Pam Tries to Communicate...Something
Post by: Texacon on July 31, 2021, 06:28:16 PM
 :rotf:

That’s too funny!  Pam has been hitting the sauce!

KC
Title: Re: Pam Tries to Communicate...Something
Post by: Texacon on July 31, 2021, 06:30:24 PM
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demtenjeep
10. sorry some of my post was lost
town of


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

KC
Title: Re: Pam Tries to Communicate...Something
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 31, 2021, 06:34:23 PM
I like drinking too, but at least I can handle my business.
Title: Re: Pam Tries to Communicate...Something
Post by: USA4ME on July 31, 2021, 06:34:54 PM
To be honest, it’s probably one of the most coherent posts she’s ever made.

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Title: Re: Pam Tries to Communicate...Something
Post by: Delmar on July 31, 2021, 07:09:28 PM
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esponse to demtenjeep (Original post)Sat Jul 31, 2021, 06:39 PM
Star Member demtenjeep (30,793 posts)
10. sorry some of my post was lost

town of

Thanks for clearing things up.
Title: Re: Pam Tries to Communicate...Something
Post by: ADsOutburst on July 31, 2021, 08:20:12 PM
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10. sorry some of my post was lost

town of
She did it! She actually found the middle of nowhere!
Title: Re: Pam Tries to Communicate...Something
Post by: landofconfusion80 on July 31, 2021, 08:35:43 PM
(https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/03/31/arts/30morris-box-outbreak/30morris-box-outbreak-mediumSquareAt3X-v2.jpg)
The official uniform of the town of outbreak
Title: Re: Pam Tries to Communicate...Something
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on July 31, 2021, 10:02:21 PM
I now understand the town with no name...  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbkq0GCRi84
Title: Re: Pam Tries to Communicate...Something
Post by: BamaMoose on July 31, 2021, 11:11:53 PM
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demtenjeep (30,793 posts)

10. sorry some of my post was lost

town of 

Well that certainly cleared everything up.

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Star Member Hekate (69,914 posts)

16. Demtenjeep, are you okay? Please give us an update when you can post from a reliable computer...
 
…or laptop or pad. Your cell phone is no doubt at fault, but this is more than a little spooky.
Take care of yourself

Umm, yeah it's the computer or iPad or cell phone's fault, not the drunk, illiterate user of said device.  Kind of how they view the misuse of guns.

Title: Re: Pam Tries to Communicate...Something
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 01, 2021, 08:35:15 AM
Remember folks, Poopy Pants Pam is a teacher educating young skulls full of mush and molding them into idiots just like her.
Title: Re: Pam Tries to Communicate...Something
Post by: SVPete on August 01, 2021, 10:46:45 AM
Pammie's feeling insecure and in need of a little DU-sympathy, no matter how unearned. I'm sure MIL's Magic Mask will protect her ::) .
Title: Re: Pam Tries to Communicate...Something
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 02, 2021, 02:31:35 PM
Remember folks, Poopy Pants Pam is a teacher educating young skulls full of mush and molding them into idiots just like her.

     The extra chromosome is apparently not helping.
Title: Re: Pam Tries to Communicate...Something
Post by: Karin on August 02, 2021, 03:58:34 PM
That whole thing took place between 3:00 pm and 7:00 pm on Saturday.  She never came back.  Hardcore daytime drinking.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Pam Tries to Communicate...Something
Post by: landofconfusion80 on August 02, 2021, 08:14:08 PM
     The extra chromosome is apparently not helping.
Nice...lol
Title: Re: Pam Tries to Communicate...Something
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 02, 2021, 08:55:37 PM
Pammie's feeling insecure and in need of a little DU-sympathy, no matter how unearned. I'm sure MIL's Magic Mask will protect her ::) .

Sounds like Pammy needs to take a cruise and have another flirtation with the purser or bartender (ala Issac or Gopher from the Love Boat).  Or go purse shopping to take her feeble mind off of her horrid life in Wichita.
Title: Re: Pam Tries to Communicate...Something
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on August 02, 2021, 09:20:50 PM
The Dipstick is dry...Repeat...the Dipstick needs lube before the bone is exposed.  The camshaft needs  a Lubotomy...and a stroking x 2 on the Crankshaft.
Title: Re: Pam Tries to Communicate...Something
Post by: BamaMoose on August 02, 2021, 10:17:07 PM
The Dipstick is dry...Repeat...the Dipstick needs lube before the bone is exposed.  The camshaft needs  a Lubotomy...and a stroking x 2 on the Crankshaft.

Pam drinking 10W40 would actually explain both her mental and her digestive issues.