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Title: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: bijou on August 30, 2008, 06:10:56 PM
The most of the rest of the thread  is the usual sexist guff we have come to know and love at DU.  :whatever: But this is the best reason yet not to vote for Gov. Palin.
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itsjustme  (1000+ posts)      Sat Aug-30-08 12:08 PM
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9. Palin
 Well, I have nothing personally against her, just as a candidate, LOL. Anyway, her looks, age and basketball playing are okay with me. But either she has absolutely the worst judgment in the world, or is a big fat liar re: the airplane trip after her water broke. Either way it is a deal breaker.

Oh, sure I did scan her chakras--both her fourth and fifth chakras are blocked. Having one chakra with problems is really not such a big deal, but having two is like having way more than twice the issues, because it is not a linear scale, IMHO, but exponential. In any case, people with fifth chakra problems either feel that they are not given a voice, or sometimes it is just as easy for them to lie as to tell the truth.

I can't prove anything here, of course. She just seems beyond weird to me.
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x75291)
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: Chris_ on August 30, 2008, 06:13:34 PM
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Oh, sure I did scan her chakras--both her fourth and fifth chakras are blocked. Having one chakra with problems is really not such a big deal, but having two is like having way more than twice the issues, because it is not a linear scale, IMHO, but exponential. In any case, people with fifth chakra problems either feel that they are not given a voice, or sometimes it is just as easy for them to lie as to tell the truth.

Please please PLEASE make that a central campaign issue!

I BEG you!
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 30, 2008, 06:15:04 PM
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I can't prove anything here, of course. She just seems beyond weird to me.
A blocked fifth chakra is proof enough for me. Worse than a plugged fuel injector.
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: FlaGator on August 30, 2008, 06:23:48 PM
I suppose she could get her chakra's replaced at Pet Boys and that will probably stablize her on the bumpy roads.
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: Lord Undies on August 30, 2008, 06:25:35 PM
I suppose she could get her chakra's replaced at Pet Boys and that will probably stablize her on the bumpy roads.

If her chakras are biters, the pet boys won't touch 'em.
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: BEG on August 30, 2008, 06:43:28 PM
That the f*ck is a chakra?
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: Chris_ on August 30, 2008, 06:49:19 PM
That the f*ck is a chakra?

I don't know, but I guess it is bad to have them blocked.

I guess you need Chakramuesel to clear that up.

Or GumOut.
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: Carl on August 30, 2008, 06:50:39 PM
That the f*ck is a chakra?
The little ape boy from "Land of the Lost"??
(http://www.pheistyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/chaka.jpg)
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: Lord Undies on August 30, 2008, 07:02:50 PM
That the f*ck is a chakra?

I think it's that white mucous-looking thing that hangs off the egg yolk when you separate eggs.
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: mamacags on August 30, 2008, 07:05:19 PM
That the f*ck is a chakra?
The little ape boy from "Land of the Lost"??
(http://www.pheistyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/chaka.jpg)


 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:  That was exactly what I was going to post!
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: Carl on August 30, 2008, 07:15:19 PM
That the f*ck is a chakra?
The little ape boy from "Land of the Lost"??
(http://www.pheistyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/chaka.jpg)


 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:  That was exactly what I was going to post!

Great minds... :-)
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 30, 2008, 08:04:28 PM
GAWDAMMIT!

If I told Rove once I told him a thousand times: VET THE @#$%ING CHAKRAS!!!
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: dutch508 on August 30, 2008, 08:55:32 PM
That the f*ck is a chakra?


OOOOOoooo....


you make me so hawt when you talk dirty!

Chakra (pronunciation (help·info), Pali: chakka, Tibetan: khorlo, Malay: cakera) is a Sanskrit term meaning circle or wheel. There is a wide range of literature on chakra models, philosophy, and lore that underpin many philosophical systems and spiritual energy practices, religious observance, and personal discipline. Theories on chakras fit within systems that link the human body and mind into a single unit, described as psycho-physical, or sometimes called the 'bodymind' (Sanskrit/Pali: namarupa). The philosophical theories and models of chakras as centers of energy were first codified in Ancient India.


The fourth and fifth are:

Anahata (Sanskrit: अनाहत, Anāhata) heart
Vishuddha (Sanskrit: विशुद्ध, Viśuddha) throat
(http://www.lotus-star.com/images/chakra_colour.jpg)
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: Randy on August 30, 2008, 08:59:22 PM
No worries. I usee to work for Roto Chakra, I sill have my tools. I'll have her unclogged in a jiffy. :-)
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: Lord Undies on August 30, 2008, 09:11:18 PM
That the f*ck is a chakra?


OOOOOoooo....


you make me so hawt when you talk dirty!

Chakra (pronunciation (help·info), Pali: chakka, Tibetan: khorlo, Malay: cakera) is a Sanskrit term meaning circle or wheel. There is a wide range of literature on chakra models, philosophy, and lore that underpin many philosophical systems and spiritual energy practices, religious observance, and personal discipline. Theories on chakras fit within systems that link the human body and mind into a single unit, described as psycho-physical, or sometimes called the 'bodymind' (Sanskrit/Pali: namarupa). The philosophical theories and models of chakras as centers of energy were first codified in Ancient India.


The fourth and fifth are:

Anahata (Sanskrit: अनाहत, Anāhata) heart
Vishuddha (Sanskrit: विशुद्ध, Viśuddha) throat
(http://www.lotus-star.com/images/chakra_colour.jpg)

Oh help me rhonda!  This takes me back.  Now I know what the perpetually weird groupie named Jane Grossman was talking about.  She kept saying my fifth chakra had an evil aura.  I say her first and seventh chakra had a weird smell.
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: bijou on August 31, 2008, 11:36:32 AM
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Rose Rosetree  (51 posts)       Sat Aug-30-08 09:58 PM
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Shocking photos of Palin, McCain, and more -- Face Reading Articles 
 Advertisements [?]Greetings, Fellow Dems:

Governor Palin's extremely distorted mouth sent me on a face
reading hunt for others who have crooked smiles. Read a
two-part article that features her "smile-twin,"
also a politician from Alaska, plus other info about
migrating mouths that may confirm your previous insights:
astrological, gut, etc.

See the two most recent posts, from August 30, and comment
away, at http://www.rose-rosetree.com/blog . I'll also check
back for comments here.

Would have copied these articles but I literally worked for
hours pulling all those photos together and formatting in
that first place. Enjoy!

-- Rose Rosetree, a professional face reader since 1986

 
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x75344)


:mental:
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 31, 2008, 12:04:56 PM
TxRadioGuy, do you have that Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot pic?  That would be perfect here.
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: Splashdown on August 31, 2008, 12:09:33 PM
What does Flippy Doo have to say about this topic?
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: Chris on August 31, 2008, 12:15:07 PM
What does Flippy Doo have to say about this topic?

Flippy Doo would probably hit that.

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/idhitthatpinata.jpg)
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: TheSarge on August 31, 2008, 01:35:36 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/140985944_1f615275a8.jpg?v=1146858934)
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: Chris_ on August 31, 2008, 01:39:07 PM
What does Flippy Doo have to say about this topic?

Flippy Doo would probably hit that.

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/idhitthatpinata.jpg)

Even with a crooked smile and a blocked chakra?
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 31, 2008, 03:07:45 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/140985944_1f615275a8.jpg?v=1146858934)

Not the one I thought you'd have!  (Especially the last pic.  Makes me yearn for a .243 Winchester.)
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: Chris_ on August 31, 2008, 03:18:40 PM
That the f*ck is a chakra?


OOOOOoooo....


you make me so hawt when you talk dirty!

Chakra (pronunciation (help·info), Pali: chakka, Tibetan: khorlo, Malay: cakera) is a Sanskrit term meaning circle or wheel. There is a wide range of literature on chakra models, philosophy, and lore that underpin many philosophical systems and spiritual energy practices, religious observance, and personal discipline. Theories on chakras fit within systems that link the human body and mind into a single unit, described as psycho-physical, or sometimes called the 'bodymind' (Sanskrit/Pali: namarupa). The philosophical theories and models of chakras as centers of energy were first codified in Ancient India.


The fourth and fifth are:

Anahata (Sanskrit: अनाहत, Anāhata) heart
Vishuddha (Sanskrit: विशुद्ध, Viśuddha) throat
(http://www.lotus-star.com/images/chakra_colour.jpg)
And one can scan these without ever being in the same county with the person? Right...
Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: DixieBelle on August 31, 2008, 03:21:13 PM
The blockage will be all gone when she clears her throat.

Title: Re: The most compelling reason yet not to vote for Sarah Palin
Post by: TheSarge on August 31, 2008, 07:13:03 PM


Not the one I thought you'd have!  (Especially the last pic.  Makes me yearn for a .243 Winchester.)

It's on my computer at work...I gotta re-load it on my new imageshack account.