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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Chris_ on August 30, 2008, 02:34:06 PM
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AzDar (1000+ posts) Sat Aug-30-08 02:25 PM
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My 11-year-old On Thurs. After Watching The Amazing Dem Convention : I'll Bet McCain
Is Totally Crapping His Depends And Picks Someone Crazy For V.P. In His Panic After Watching This..."
Out of the mouths of babes...
The kid said nothing of the sort, DUmbass. Try again. This bouncy is so sub-zero it wouldn't even melt in the August sun.
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AzDar (1000+ posts) Sat Aug-30-08 02:25 PM
Original message
My 11-year-old On Thurs. After Watching The Amazing Dem Convention : I'll Bet McCain
Is Totally Crapping His Depends And Picks Someone Crazy For V.P. In His Panic After Watching This..."
Out of the mouths of babes...
The kid said nothing of the sort, DUmbass. Try again. This bouncy is so sub-zero it wouldn't even melt in the August sun.
My 4-year-old was watching Obama's speech, and held up her Curious George book and said, "Look, Daddy! Curious George is on the TV! Hi, George! Hi!"
Out of the mouths of babes...
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LOL, that's actually more believable.
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Good Lord,they are quite a bunch of geniuses on the island. :whatever:
My 11 year old (that I don`t have) said after watching Obama speak..
"Why is that man so angry and why doesn`t he like this country,it seems like it is pretty good here to me?"
Imagine the stuff we could make up if that was what we thought was entertaining.
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My three-year-old granddaughter rolled her eyes at the TV and said, "So, do the democrats really believe the American people will support an empty-suit, zero-experience, Chicago black muslim hustler for president? Especially since he has picked an incredibly stupid and boring democrat party hack as a running mate? Can you turn it back to SpongeBob?" She is so cute when she comes out with stuff like that!
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My three-year-old granddaughter rolled her eyes at the TV and said, "So, do the democrats really believe the American people will support an empty-suit, zero-experience, Chicago black muslim hustler for president? Especially since he has picked an incredibly stupid and boring democrat party hack as a running mate? Can you turn it back to SpongeBob?" She is so cute when she comes out with stuff like that!
I got gypped: my other, 6-year-old daughter just wants to talk about Peak Oil and gay rights.
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Good Lord,they are quite a bunch of geniuses on the island. :whatever:
My 11 year old (that I don`t have) said after watching Obama speak..
"Why is that man so angry and why doesn`t he like this country,it seems like it is pretty good here to me?"
Imagine the stuff we could make up if that was what we thought was entertaining.
When I was 11 Clinton was newly elected. I knew he was no good, and I credit that with setting me on the road to conservatism. But other than that I thought politics were boring.
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Nearly every day, the unfertilized eggs in my ovaries scream, "What the hell is WRONG with the Democrats????" Once a month one of them gets so distraught she jumps to her death and I get cramps.
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Nearly every day, the unfertilized eggs in my ovaries scream, "What the hell is WRONG with the Democrats????" Once a month one of them gets so distraught she jumps to her death and I get cramps.
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Nearly every day, the unfertilized eggs in my ovaries scream, "What the hell is WRONG with the Democrats????" Once a month one of them gets so distraught she jumps to her death and I get cramps.
H5!
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To be frank about this, it is evil to destroy children's childhood by making them overly politically aware (much less sexualizing them) .
Not that libs give a shit about their kids. They are just props to move the agenda.
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To be frank about this, it is evil to destroy children's childhood by making them overly politically aware (much less sexualizing them) .
Not that libs give a shit about their kids. They are just props to move the agenda.
My wife's sister has been filling her three-year-old daughter with a bunch of political shit. I was glad when said daughter said that she liked John McCain . . .
Our little teething princess will be exposed to politics, but I will do my best to shield her from my ravings. I'll probably fail miserably, though.