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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on June 06, 2021, 06:46:45 PM

Title: A disciple of Poopy Pants Pam from Wichita?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 06, 2021, 06:46:45 PM: Wichita man arrested after going ‘ballistic’ over Chick-fil-A sauce at Dillons

A 37-year-old Wichita man was arrested after an incident at a Dillons in south Wichita where he lashed out at an employee and threw punches over Chick-fil-A sauce, police said.

James Adam Hirsh was booked into Sedgwick County Jail at 11:18 p.m. Thursday on suspicion of three counts of aggravated assault and one count of aggravated criminal threat. He was arrested at his home in connection to an incident Wednesday night at the Dillons near 31st and Seneca.

“This was all over Dillons having Chick-Fil-A sauce & store refusing to remove it from the shelves,” a person said in a Facebook post on the Wichita Bad Drivers page. “No, I’m not joking either. I was there and this dude went ballistic in the store & obviously as you can see outside.”

https://www.kansas.com/news/local/crime/article251865633.html

And this reminds me of the classic from Horse With No Brain:

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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 07:24 PM
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I'm SO SICK of Bush's Amerikkka

I went to buy a head of cabbage at the store today...and ended up choosing something else because I simply don't trust it.
Is there ANYTHING that turdburger hasn't ****ed up??:mad:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2356972

Absolutely anything and everything will trigger liberals in the wild.
Title: Re: A disciple of Poopy Pants Pam from Wichita?
Post by: DLR Pyro on June 06, 2021, 06:59:23 PM: Who is the party of intolerance...?
Title: Re: A disciple of Poopy Pants Pam from Wichita?
Post by: ADsOutburst on June 06, 2021, 07:19:52 PM: Hell hath no fury like a triggered leftist.

Maybe he figured if he threw a tantrum, they would take it off the shelves just to avoid further problems.
Title: Re: A disciple of Poopy Pants Pam from Wichita?
Post by: Zathras on June 06, 2021, 07:53:37 PM: I wonder what James Adam Hirsh, AKA Chad, DU name is?
Title: Re: A disciple of Poopy Pants Pam from Wichita?
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 06, 2021, 10:04:56 PM: If I were the jailer, guess what the evening meal would be?
Title: Re: A disciple of Poopy Pants Pam from Wichita?
Post by: diesel driver on June 07, 2021, 05:25:51 AM: Quote from: landofconfusion80 on June 06, 2021, 10:04:56 PM
If I were the jailer, guess what the evening meal would be?
With EXTRA sauce!! 😂😂😂
Title: Re: A disciple of Poopy Pants Pam from Wichita?
Post by: enslaved1 on June 07, 2021, 08:51:26 AM: My former home seems to be looking to turn Florida Man into Kansas Man in an attempt to remind the world they exist.