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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Workover on May 16, 2021, 02:45:59 PM

Title: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Workover on May 16, 2021, 02:45:59 PM: You have no reaso to tailgate when I’m doing 50 in a 35.

And those silly flashing lights on top of your var just look silly
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Workover on May 16, 2021, 02:46:50 PM: Preserve wildlife

Pickle a squirrel.
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Workover on May 16, 2021, 07:25:34 PM: The fact that no one understands you doesn’t make you an artist.
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Workover on May 16, 2021, 07:27:39 PM: I used up on my sick days

So I called in dead
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Post by: Workover on May 16, 2021, 07:29:42 PM: Warning!!

STUDENT DRIVER

Be afraid. Be very afraid
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Workover on May 16, 2021, 07:31:34 PM: My child was inmate of the month at the county jail
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Workover on May 16, 2021, 07:33:30 PM: What if the Hokey Pokey
IS what it’s all about
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Workover on May 16, 2021, 07:34:50 PM: If you can read this

You are probably pulling me over
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: old dog 2 on May 16, 2021, 09:38:01 PM: I remember this sticker from 2012:

(https://rlv.zcache.com/if_you_voted_for_obama_in_2008_to_prove_you_bumper_sticker-r47884e709f5942359d1eb1edcba557e9_v9wht_8byvr_704.jpg)
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Workover on May 17, 2021, 02:00:56 PM: Politicians and diapers

Need to be changed

For the same reason
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Workover on May 18, 2021, 11:41:38 AM: Don’t touch me

I’m not that kind of car.
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Workover on May 18, 2021, 03:12:31 PM: If money is the root of all evil

Then...

Why do churches beg for it?
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Workover on May 18, 2021, 03:13:14 PM: Please honk

If anything falls off
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Workover on May 18, 2021, 03:18:59 PM: Don’t drink and park

Accidents cause people
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: ExGeeEye on May 18, 2021, 04:45:38 PM: Quote from: Workover on May 18, 2021, 03:12:31 PM
If money is the root of all evil

Then...

Why do churches beg for it?

I know these are supposed to be funny

but

that's an incomplete quote.
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: thundley4 on May 18, 2021, 05:43:55 PM: Quote from: ExGeeEye on May 18, 2021, 04:45:38 PM
I know these are supposed to be funny

but

that's an incomplete quote.

I thought it was: "The love of money is the root of all evil."
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Workover on May 19, 2021, 12:37:49 PM: Quote from: ExGeeEye on May 18, 2021, 04:45:38 PM
I know these are supposed to be funny

but

that's an incomplete quote.

Yup, but that’s what helps make it funny.

The love of money ...
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Workover on May 19, 2021, 12:38:56 PM: I can’t go to hell.

The devil has a restraining order against me.
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Workover on May 19, 2021, 05:09:42 PM: How many bodies can I fit in my trunk?

So far the answer is five.
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Workover on May 20, 2021, 01:51:06 PM: I owe, I owe

It’s off to work I go
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: ABC-2 on May 20, 2021, 05:03:07 PM: Quote from: Workover on May 17, 2021, 02:00:56 PM
Politicians and diapers

Need to be changed

For the same reason

Ha! Ha! Really good one, and so true! ... :rotf:

Giving you a reputation point for that one darlin' .
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: ABC-2 on May 20, 2021, 05:05:51 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on May 18, 2021, 05:43:55 PM
I thought it was: "The love of money is the root of all evil."

Correct Thundley ...

Is a big difference as well!
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: trump1getoverit on October 08, 2021, 01:10:23 PM: When all is said and done
more is said than done
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: trump1getoverit on October 08, 2021, 01:11:24 PM: seen on car in bllue state:

outdated sticker

"Any sane adult in 2020"

ha ha...

they got sane, didn't they?
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: USA4ME on October 20, 2021, 10:51:26 AM: Saw one the other day:

"The Media IS The Virus"

Made me think you could also make one that says

"Democrats ARE The Virus"

.
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Zathras on October 20, 2021, 08:51:39 PM: Don't drink and drive.

You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Ferrance on October 21, 2021, 07:43:41 AM: The best one I've seen recently is on the back rather large pickup. It says "I idenitfy as a Prius"
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Post by: old dog 2 on October 21, 2021, 09:23:21 AM: I haven't seen this one in a few years:
Quote
My other car is a piece of shit too.
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: enslaved1 on October 21, 2021, 12:02:15 PM: Saw a big custom decal on the back window of a pickup, it was the Gonzalez flag cannon, with a roll of TP on, complete with Come and Take It. Wish I had stopped long enough to get a picture of it.
Title: Re: Bumper Snickers
Post by: Peet on June 03, 2025, 03:17:02 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on May 18, 2021, 05:43:55 PM
I thought it was: "The love of money is the root of all evil."

You are correct. That mis-quote was the cause of a pages and pages long screed in Atlas Shrugged