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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Texacon on March 20, 2021, 08:37:32 AM
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The DUmmies spent literal weeks talking about Trump slow walking down a slick ramp. Joe Biden fell all the way down walking up carpeted stairs and I see nothing ... what’s up with that?!
:rofl:
KC
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I saw a split-screen of him toppling, with Harris laughing... in one of her Hillary-esque cackle-cascades...
Hilarious.
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I saw a split-screen of him toppling, with Harris laughing... in one of her Hillary-esque cackle-cascades...
Hilarious.
I like the ones of Trump hitting him with golf balls. :lmao:
KC
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I like the ones of Trump hitting him with golf balls. :lmao:
KC
https://twitter.com/i/status/1372979205026242566 (https://twitter.com/i/status/1372979205026242566)
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https://twitter.com/i/status/1372979205026242566 (https://twitter.com/i/status/1372979205026242566)
:rotf:
That’s the one!
KC
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I'd like to see a gif combining the fall with Bundled-Bernie-in-Chair watching and munching on :popcorn: .
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I'd like to see a gif combining the fall with Bundled-Bernie-in-Chair watching and munching on :popcorn: .
Oh my! Good one Pete! Would love to have awarded you a reputation point for that ...
Will soon, I think, be able to get my "Probie" shackles off and do so .
Hopefully, is only 100 posts & am nearly there !!! :-)
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The DUmmies spent literal weeks talking about Trump slow walking down a slick ramp. Joe Biden fell all the way down walking up carpeted stairs and I see nothing ... what’s up with that?!
:rofl:
KC
Here it is:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215245109
The Excuse Making Machine is in overdrive.
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“Look at how he steps and look how I step. Watch how I run up ramps and he stumbles down ramps. Okay, c’mon,”
Joe Biden (Dementia)
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Here it is:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215245109
The Excuse Making Machine is in overdrive.
RussellCattle (805 posts)
5. Older man stumbles twice thrice going up steep normal airplane ramp stairs, recovers nicely awkwardly and goes on....
....with his day saving ****ing his country and pretending he's leading the free world.
edited for accuracy
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Falling down didn’t make Cap’n Dementia look stupid and incompetent, it just confirmed what we had ready known about him for years.
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Here it is:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215245109
The Excuse Making Machine is in overdrive.
Boy you ain’t kidding!
KC
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The internet was a mistake. ::)
(https://i.ibb.co/7rw8ZxP/1220552374410629120.jpg) (https://ibb.co/KVMRfcd)
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(https://i.ibb.co/7rw8ZxP/1220552374410629120.jpg) (https://ibb.co/KVMRfcd)
:puke: :puke: Please tell me that's a satire-Twitter-identity! :puke: :puke:
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:puke: :puke: Please tell me that's a satire-Twitter-identity! :puke: :puke:
Sadly, it don't look like it. Looks like a very lost and confused soul on multiple levels. Gripes about the current Pope actually getting something right and not blessing same sex unions, doesn't think Cuomo should resign, says they are getting hit by communists, atheists, bernie supporters, half Christians and MAGA white evangelicals for that post ::) If they are a troll, they are dedicated to the cause.
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:puke: :puke: Please tell me that's a satire-Twitter-identity! :puke: :puke:
No, I'm afraid the left's belief system approaches being a religion. Well, pseudo-religion.
As the for the fall, it was just his homage to Fidel Castro.
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Putin Challenges Biden To Stair-Climbing Contest
Vladimir Putin has challenged Joe Biden to a contest of wits, strength, and cunning: a stair-ascending contest. The winner of the contest will gain control of the other country.
"Stair-ascending contest, me and you, right now, let's go," said Putin as he met with the American president. "He who wins become supreme glorious leader forever of other puny weak man." Biden agreed to the contest, though it wasn't clear he knew who this man was or where they were.
"3... 2... 1... climb!" shouted the referee before firing off a pistol. Biden got off to a rocky start as he was startled by the gunshot and scurried off in the wrong direction. Putin, meanwhile, just walked up the stairs. Biden started gaining on him as his handlers corralled him and pointed him in the right direction, but he kept falling over and tumbling down the stairs.
It all looked good for Russia until Putin had to stop a few times to sign execution papers for journalists who criticized him, squandering his lead.
Finally, Biden jumped in a stair lift and started to close the gap, but it was too little, too late, and Putin emerged at the top of the 30-step staircase victorious.
Well, thanks to Biden losing the stair contest, we are now part of Russia. We also just want to say that Vladimir Putin is one fine fellow and a fantastic man, and he deserved to win and we welcome him as our new leader for life.
https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-challenges-biden-to-stair-climbing-contest