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Title: I'm going to head off DU
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 29, 2008, 09:39:21 AM

     Palin is too young (but Obama isn't, of course).

     She's a white supremacist, for the simple reason that she spent time in Idaho.

     She's a fundy, because she has five children.

     She deserved to have a Down's child.

     She got the VP nom on her knees, or on her back.

     She wants to betray Alaska by drilling ANWR.


     For all the above, which WILL get posted on DU after the hangovers wear off: **** you.


     Oh, and if you don't vote McCain, you're a sexist.

 
     
Title: Re: I'm going to head off DU
Post by: asdf2231 on August 29, 2008, 09:45:24 AM

     Palin is too young (but Obama isn't, of course).

     She's a white supremacist, for the simple reason that she spent time in Idaho.

     She's a fundy, because she has five children.

     She deserved to have a Down's child.

     She got the VP nom on her knees, or on her back.

     She wants to betray Alaska by drilling ANWR.


     For all the above, which WILL get posted on DU after the hangovers wear off: **** you.


     Oh, and if you don't vote McCain, you're a sexist.

 
    

Holy CATS!!!!

5 freaking fundie monkey children in a world where George Bush tries to kill every last 3rd world baby?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!1111111111111111


FREAKS!

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e138/hellagnarcal/clowncar.jpg)


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Title: Re: I'm going to head off DU
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 29, 2008, 09:47:26 AM

     Palin is too young (but Obama isn't, of course).

     She's a white supremacist, for the simple reason that she spent time in Idaho.

     She's a fundy, because she has five children.

     She deserved to have a Down's child.

     She got the VP nom on her knees, or on her back.

     She wants to betray Alaska by drilling ANWR.


     For all the above, which WILL get posted on DU after the hangovers wear off: **** you.


     Oh, and if you don't vote McCain, you're a sexist.

 
    

Holy CATS!!!!

5 freaking fundie monkey children in a world where George Bush tries to kill every last 3rd world baby?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!1111111111111111



     The oldest of which has joined the military.

     Call us chickenhawks now, assfaces.
Title: Re: I'm going to head off DU
Post by: TheSarge on August 29, 2008, 09:55:58 AM
Yes every anti-female stereotype the DUmmies and the Democrat Party as a whole accuses all of us having and being will maifest in the form of numerous threads and ugly posts at the DUmp in the next 24 hours.


Put on yor hip waders....the hypocrisy at the DUmp is about to get deep.
Title: Re: I'm going to head off DU
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 29, 2008, 09:59:19 AM
Yes every anti-female stereotype the DUmmies and the Democrat Party as a whole accuses all of us having and being will maifest in the form of numerous threads and ugly posts at the DUmp in the next 24 hours.


Put on yor hip waders....the hypocrisy at the DUmp is about to get deep.


     That sucking noise they're hearing is the sound of thousands of Hillary voters who will now vote McCain.

     Or it could be the sound of them sucking on their Cheetos, to soften them up because Bu$hitler took away their dental insurance.


Title: Re: I'm going to head off DU
Post by: jtyangel on August 29, 2008, 10:00:00 AM
Yes every anti-female stereotype the DUmmies and the Democrat Party as a whole accuses all of us having and being will maifest in the form of numerous threads and ugly posts at the DUmp in the next 24 hours.


Put on yor hip waders....the hypocrisy at the DUmp is about to get deep.

It already did when they avoided the word they loved saying 8 years ago like the plague:gravitas.  :lmao:
Title: Re: I'm going to head off DU
Post by: bijou on August 29, 2008, 10:18:07 AM
Thought I'd put this here since BFDU is on the mark so far:

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faygokid  (1000+ posts)       Fri Aug-29-08 11:14 AM
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OK, I had to check it out: The PUMAs are ecstatic over the Palin pick.
 Advertisements [?]What a bunch of lunatics. Forgive me, but I just had to check it out. You are free to do so or not, your choice: http://www.hillaryclintonforum.net/discussion/showthread.php?t=26089
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GarbagemanLB  (1000+ posts)      Fri Aug-29-08 11:14 AM
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1. They just want a vagina in the whitehouse. They don't care who it belongs to. 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6808825
Title: Re: I'm going to head off DU
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 29, 2008, 10:19:53 AM
Add to the list:

Cindie McCain - Sarah Palin...McCain's a dirty old man because he only surrounds himself with beautiful women.

I on the other hand...

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: I'm going to head off DU
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 29, 2008, 10:21:01 AM
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GarbagemanLB  (1000+ posts)      Fri Aug-29-08 11:14 AM
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1. They just want a vagina in the whitehouse. They don't care who it belongs to.  




     We had a vagina in the White House from 1976-1980, and from 1992-2000, and every time Harry Reid visited.

    
Title: Re: I'm going to head off DU
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 29, 2008, 10:23:23 AM
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GarbagemanLB  (1000+ posts)      Fri Aug-29-08 11:14 AM
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1. They just want a vagina in the whitehouse. They don't care who it belongs to.  




     We had a vagina in the White House from 1976-1980, and from 1992-2000, and every time Harry Reid visited.
HEY NOW!

Stop with the vagina comments!

I like vaginas and I won't have them sullied by that comparison.

Now take it back.
Title: Re: I'm going to head off DU
Post by: BannedFromDU on August 29, 2008, 10:32:24 AM

HEY NOW!

Stop with the vagina comments!

I like vaginas and I won't have them sullied by that comparison.

Now take it back.


     Well, Clinton did try to mitigate it by bringing his wife and daughter along, I suppose.
Title: Re: I'm going to head off DU
Post by: bijou on August 29, 2008, 11:39:08 AM
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48percenter  (1000+ posts)      Fri Aug-29-08 12:33 PM
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What's with the beehive hairdo? Palin?
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MissDeeds  (871 posts)      Fri Aug-29-08 12:37 PM
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4. I just came here to post the same thing
 It will be interesting to see if they give her a make-over in the next few weeks. 
Two brain cells share a single thought (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6811261)
Title: Re: I'm going to head off DU
Post by: Lauri on August 29, 2008, 11:41:04 AM
oh they're just pissed that McCain did what their Messiah wouldnt do.. believe me, those PUMAs are pretty damn confused this morning..  :lmao:
Title: Re: I'm going to head off DU
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 29, 2008, 11:52:07 AM
oh they're just pissed that McCain did what their Messiah wouldnt do.. believe me, those PUMAs are pretty damn confused this morning..  :lmao:

After hearing Palin just now, their confusion should be clearing up about now.  PUMAs for Palin!
Title: Re: I'm going to head off DU
Post by: Lauri on August 29, 2008, 11:53:32 AM
oh they're just pissed that McCain did what their Messiah wouldnt do.. believe me, those PUMAs are pretty damn confused this morning..  :lmao:

After hearing Palin just now, their confusion should be clearing up about now.  PUMAs for Palin!


she looks like she takes no crap, doesnt she? Man, I am so thrilled and she's my age!  :-)
Title: Re: I'm going to head off DU
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 29, 2008, 12:02:19 PM
oh they're just pissed that McCain did what their Messiah wouldnt do.. believe me, those PUMAs are pretty damn confused this morning..  :lmao:

After hearing Palin just now, their confusion should be clearing up about now.  PUMAs for Palin!


she looks like she takes no crap, doesnt she? Man, I am so thrilled and she's my age!  :-)

I'm almost her age.  She looks like she would stand down a charging grizzly . . . Hell, she probably has.
Title: Re: I'm going to head off DU
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 29, 2008, 12:14:40 PM
oh they're just pissed that McCain did what their Messiah wouldnt do.. believe me, those PUMAs are pretty damn confused this morning..  :lmao:

After hearing Palin just now, their confusion should be clearing up about now.  PUMAs for Palin!


she looks like she takes no crap, doesnt she? Man, I am so thrilled and she's my age!  :-)

I'm almost her age.  She looks like she would stand down a charging grizzly . . . Hell, she probably has.

She may not be the next president of the USA but she might be the next, next president. She sort of reminds me of the "Iron Maiden".....but younger.
Title: Re: I'm going to head off DU
Post by: Chris on August 29, 2008, 12:28:40 PM
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GarbagemanLB  (1000+ posts)      Fri Aug-29-08 11:14 AM
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1. They just want a vagina in the whitehouse. They don't care who it belongs to.

Uh huh.  As opposed to the entire Democratic field which was staged to result in some sort of "first" to pander to one group or another.  Historic, my ass.