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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on August 28, 2008, 11:44:49 PM
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Staph (760 posts) Fri Aug-29-08 12:19 AM
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I could use some good thoughts tonight.
There was an explosion at the Bayer Crop Science plant a few miles from my home, about 90 minutes ago (during the speech). We're under a shelter in place, no one knows what chemical might have been released in the air, possibly some kind of insecticide or insecticide ingredient.
I'm alone and scared.
Oh yes, dear, that would be the sarin gas plant. I'm afraid you will shortly die.
Is it possible that a real person would make a post like this in an emergency? The speech tonight has made the stupid especially overpowering.
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Actually, the primitives, especially those in Kansas and in Illinois south of Chicago, do this sort of thing quite often, during times of tornado warnings.
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That wasn't an explosion. One of your fat liberal neighbors got drunk and lit a fart with a match.
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Staph (760 posts) Fri Aug-29-08 12:19 AM
Original message
I could use some good thoughts tonight.
There was an explosion at the Bayer Crop Science plant a few miles from my home, about 90 minutes ago (during the speech). We're under a shelter in place, no one knows what chemical might have been released in the air, possibly some kind of insecticide or insecticide ingredient.
I'm alone and scared.
Oh yes, dear, that would be the sarin gas plant. I'm afraid you will shortly die.
Is it possible that a real person would make a post like this in an emergency? The speech tonight has made the stupid especially overpowering.
No, for the DUmmys, it was much, much worse than sarin gas - that was the Cheetos cheese coating plant that blew.
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Staph (760 posts) Fri Aug-29-08 12:19 AM
Original message
I could use some good thoughts tonight.
There was an explosion at the Bayer Crop Science plant a few miles from my home, about 90 minutes ago (during the speech). We're under a shelter in place, no one knows what chemical might have been released in the air, possibly some kind of insecticide or insecticide ingredient.
I'm alone and scared.
Oh yes, dear, that would be the sarin gas plant. I'm afraid you will shortly die.
Is it possible that a real person would make a post like this in an emergency? The speech tonight has made the stupid especially overpowering.
They will be protected by the aura of Teh Obamessiah's goodness, emanating from their TV set and filling every nook and cranny of their basement.
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Staph (760 posts) Fri Aug-29-08 12:19 AM
Original message
I could use some good thoughts tonight.
There was an explosion at the Bayer Crop Science plant a few miles from my home, about 90 minutes ago (during the speech). We're under a shelter in place, no one knows what chemical might have been released in the air, possibly some kind of insecticide or insecticide ingredient.
I'm alone and scared.
Here's a thought. Man up and stop being such a damn *****. :whatever:
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No offence but if I was trapped and thought I was about to die I would NOT be posting to YOU goobers! ;)
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Staph (760 posts) Fri Aug-29-08 12:19 AM
Original message
I could use some good thoughts tonight.
There was an explosion at the Bayer Crop Science plant a few miles from my home, about 90 minutes ago (during the speech). We're under a shelter in place, no one knows what chemical might have been released in the air, possibly some kind of insecticide or insecticide ingredient.
I'm alone and scared.
Oh yes, dear, that would be the sarin gas plant. I'm afraid you will shortly die.
Is it possible that a real person would make a post like this in an emergency? The speech tonight has made the stupid especially overpowering.
They will be protected by the aura of Teh Obamessiah's goodness, emanating from their TV set and filling every nook and cranny of their basement.
..."And in the fourth watch, when the winds and the waves were about to overwhelm the good ship Lollipop, extinguish the bong, reduce the Cheetos to a soggy orange mess, and drown the deciples of teh Obamessiah in the depths of the sea, they pleaded again unto teh Obamessiah, saying "Master, carest thou not that we perish? And teh Obamessiah rose to the prow of the good ship Lollipop, raised his arms into the winds and said, "Peace, hope and change". And the winds were at peace, and the seas changed, and there was hope again amongst the deciples aboard the good ship Lollipop."
(http://www.850koa.com/cc-common/mlib/668/08/668_1219962248.jpg)
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D6 . . .
:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
H5!
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Is it possible that a real person would make a post like this in an emergency? The speech tonight has made the stupid especially overpowering.
I've been amazed at the postings these whackos have made over the years given circumstances that have happened to them. There was a member called Mari333 (whom we renamed Mari666) who started a thread that she had just received a call that her husband had just been killed in a car accident. And it wasn't like she just posted a quick note and left, she stayed on-line and posted about it for several hours.
Wierd people.
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Is it possible that a real person would make a post like this in an emergency? The speech tonight has made the stupid especially overpowering.
I've been amazed at the postings these whackos have made over the years given circumstances that have happened to them. There was a member called Mari333 (whom we renamed Mari666) who started a thread that she had just received a call that her husband had just been killed in a car accident. And it wasn't like she just posted a quick note and left, she stayed on-line and posted about it for several hours.
Wierd people.
Or the time that one primitive died at his computer--just dropped over--and his mother, upon discovering the body, leaned over it to post on Skins's island, asking the primitives what she should do.
That really happened, by the way.
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I'm alone and scared.
In the top 10 of true DUmbass statements.
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Oh crap.
You mean the Staphinfection is in my neck of the woods?
The Bayer plant is across the river from my house, a couple miles downstream. I didn't even know it went kablooey until I picked up the paper this morning.
I went to bed early. Was there a speech last night? Anyone important?
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Oh crap.
You mean the Staphinfection is in my neck of the woods?
The Bayer plant is across the river from my house, a couple miles downstream. I didn't even know it went kablooey until I picked up the paper this morning.
I went to bed early. Was there a speech last night? Anyone important?
I think they was some blurb last night. Hey, did you hear we might be able to see this hottie on a daily basis for possibly the next 8-16 years?
(http://tizona.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/sarah_palin_02.jpg)
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