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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Texacon on February 21, 2021, 05:16:46 PM
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https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215139110
DU KAREN! LOL
HardPort
Not proud ... I finally lost it with my maga neighbor today ...
Dude is the kind of guy who blasts his music at 8 a.m. on a Saturday.
He put up a dotard 2020 flag AFTER January 06, and sometimes displays two. And he takes it down at night and puts it back up every day
Needless to say, since the numbnut lives right across the street from me, I have to see this shit in my neighborhood every day, and I guess today I had kind of reached my limit; as I was returning from my morning run, I saw dude, flags a flappin', out in his yard, and while I was still a few houses away I went into a real loud "fake" laugh and yelling, "Trump what a f-ing loser, hahahaha, what a piece of s---," etc. I can be super loud when I want to and have a patented "laugh" my kids could tell you about. And when I was directly across the street from his house, I dropped to my knees and started slapping the pavement in mirthful enjoyment of how stupid someone would have to be to fly that hideous banner.
Meanwhile, Trumper started filming with his phone.
So I told him he was flying the flag of a cop killer. And I chanted "cop killer" at him through gusts of laughter and derision. Then, since he used to fly an SD/LA Chargers flag, I told him he should put it back up because even the chargers aren't as big losers as the dotard.
Then I went home, with a wicked smirk on my face. One of my other neighbors asked me if I had gotten it all out. That remains to be seen.
I'm not proud of the incident; let's face it, I kind of snapped, but only after months (years) of this kind of shit. Nevertheless, I do feel well within my rights to have voiced my opinion in my own way. If he is going to broadcast racism and hatred in my neighborhood, he needs to expect some pushback, no?
Also, for the record, I NEVER threatened him or even got close to him; I stayed on my side of the street. If he had reported me to the cops, the most he would have been able to say is that I laughed at his flag, and used some potty language.
Ha! Funny stuff!!
KC
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HardPort
Hard as it is for my fellow DUers to believe, but I'm as extremely immature as any of the rest of you.
Let me explain in detail how much.
Not proud ... I finally lost it with my maga neighbor today ...
Blah, blah, blah....
Fixed.
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I have to see this shit in my neighborhood every day ...
"This shit" amounts to:
* Neighbor working in his garage or yard playing music earlier than DU-Moron HardPort would (if (s)he works at all);
* Neighbor visually expressing views with which DU-Moron HardPort disagrees;
* Neighbor taking his banners in at night, preventing DU-Moron HardPort from stealing or vandalizing them.
As for taking video of DU-Moron HardPort going bat-guano crazy, it was for several possible purposes: evidence, if DU-Moron HardPort got physically violent; evidence, if DU-Moron HardPort's future behavior made getting a restraining order prudent; to post on GoogTube or Vimeo to show a Trump-Hater acting natural. Or both.
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Response to HardPort (Original post)Sat Feb 20, 2021, 10:06 PM
Star Member magicarpet (9,802 posts)
3. Hope you feel better,... kinda like this dude is making you a prisoner in your own home/neighborhood
My neighbor had a Biden sign in his front yard, thank God he took it down after the election so now I don't have to feel like a prisoner in my own home/neighborhood anymore. Free at last!
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I'm waiting for the neighbor's video to show up online.
Crazy Liberal Bitch loses it after seeing American Flag and Trump Flag.
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Oh cry me a river HardPort !!!
You DU FOOL ...
Life is tough all over!
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Well this ain't really a bouncie but lets break it down anyway....
HardPort
Not proud ... I finally lost it with my maga neighbor today ...
my tenuous hold on reality finally snapped
Dude is the kind of guy who blasts his music at 8 a.m. on a Saturday.
how dare he get up before noon!
I say that would about sum up the incident.
He put up a dotard 2020 flag AFTER January 06, and sometimes displays two. And he takes it down at night and puts it back up every day
WTF is a dotard flag? Chances are the guy put up the Stars and Stripes and the state flag
Needless to say, since the numbnut lives right across the street from me, I have to see this shit in my neighborhood every day, and I guess today I had kind of reached my limit; as I was returning from my morning run, I saw dude, flags a flappin', out in his yard, and while I was still a few houses away I went into a real loud "fake" laugh and yelling, "Trump what a f-ing loser, hahahaha, what a piece of s---," etc. I can be super loud when I want to and have a patented "laugh" my kids could tell you about. And when I was directly across the street from his house, I dropped to my knees and started slapping the pavement in mirthful enjoyment of how stupid someone would have to be to fly that hideous banner.
I lost all control of whatever small piece of sanity I had left
Meanwhile, Trumper started filming with his phone.
guy called 911 for a mentally deranged person
So I told him he was flying the flag of a cop killer. And I chanted "cop killer" at him through gusts of laughter and derision. Then, since he used to fly an SD/LA Chargers flag, I told him he should put it back up because even the chargers aren't as big losers as the dotard.
I screamed incoherently in the street
Then I went home, with a wicked smirk on my face. One of my other neighbors asked me if I had gotten it all out. That remains to be seen.
The cops showed up, handcuffed me and sent me back to the nuthouse
I'm not proud of the incident; let's face it, I kind of snapped, but only after months (years) of this kind of shit. Nevertheless, I do feel well within my rights to have voiced my opinion in my own way. If he is going to broadcast racism and hatred in my neighborhood, he needs to expect some pushback, no?
Therapist says to let it aaaaalllllll out and I will feel better
Also, for the record, I NEVER threatened him or even got close to him; I stayed on my side of the street. If he had reported me to the cops, the most he would have been able to say is that I laughed at his flag, and used some potty language.
asshole is armed and I am a ***** so I never went close to his property.. besides the cops got there really quick
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HardPort
Not proud ... I finally lost it with my maga neighbor today ...
Dude is the kind of guy who blasts his music at 8 a.m. on a Saturday.
He put up a dotard 2020 flag AFTER January 06, and sometimes displays two. And he takes it down at night and puts it back up every day
Needless to say, since the numbnut lives right across the street from me, I have to see this shit in my neighborhood every day, and I guess today I had kind of reached my limit; as I was returning from my morning run, I saw dude, flags a flappin', out in his yard, and while I was still a few houses away I went into a real loud "fake" laugh and yelling, "Trump what a f-ing loser, hahahaha, what a piece of s---," etc. I can be super loud when I want to and have a patented "laugh" my kids could tell you about. And when I was directly across the street from his house, I dropped to my knees and started slapping the pavement in mirthful enjoyment of how stupid someone would have to be to fly that hideous banner.
Meanwhile, Trumper started filming with his phone.
So I told him he was flying the flag of a cop killer. And I chanted "cop killer" at him through gusts of laughter and derision. Then, since he used to fly an SD/LA Chargers flag, I told him he should put it back up because even the chargers aren't as big losers as the dotard.
Then I went home, with a wicked smirk on my face. One of my other neighbors asked me if I had gotten it all out. That remains to be seen.
I'm not proud of the incident; let's face it, I kind of snapped, but only after months (years) of this kind of shit. Nevertheless, I do feel well within my rights to have voiced my opinion in my own way. If he is going to broadcast racism and hatred in my neighborhood, he needs to expect some pushback, no?
Also, for the record, I NEVER threatened him or even got close to him; I stayed on my side of the street. If he had reported me to the cops, the most he would have been able to say is that I laughed at his flag, and used some potty language.
:sosad: :yawn:
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:sosad: :yawn:
Oh. thanks much for using the violin emoji, Ptarmigan, now that I *know* it is in here ...
Would loved to have used it for my post #6 above!
~ ABC
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She lost me when she said her morning run. The only time a DUmmie runs is when the cops show up. Rosie O'Donnell could out run most of them. Sorry if that left a visual of Rosie chasing a woman down the street looking for a good time. :-)
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HardPort
Not proud ... I finally lost it with my maga neighbor today ...
Total. Whack. Job
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Never happened.
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Never happened.
A typical DUmp screed that sounds like a Penthouse letter: "I know you'll never believe this story, but I swear it is absolutely true!"
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A typical DUmp screed that sounds like a Penthouse letter: "I know you'll never believe this story, but I swear it is absolutely true!"
Wait! Are you saying Letters to Penthouse aren't true. And I spent all that damn money on pool cleaning equipment. :(
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Wait! Are you saying Letters to Penthouse aren't true. And I spent all that damn money on pool cleaning equipment. :(
:lmao:
KC
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HardPort
I behave like a five year old.
Fixt.
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Wait! Are you saying Letters to Penthouse aren't true. And I spent all that damn money on pool cleaning equipment. :(
OK that made me LOL!!!! H5!
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Wait! Are you saying Letters to Penthouse aren't true. And I spent all that damn money on pool cleaning equipment. :(
:rotf:
As an aside on this subject...during my fraternity days we didn't physically haze our pledges ala "Animal House". More than once we had the pledges read Penthouse Letters aloud and if they laughed while speaking the words, they were obliged to chug a beer.
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:rotf:
As an aside on this subject...during my fraternity days we didn't physically haze our pledges ala "Animal House". More than once we had the pledges read Penthouse Letters aloud and if they laughed while speaking the words, they were obliged to chug a beer.
My first girlfriend and I remained drinking buddies long after we broke up. We would play "high, low, in-between." You'd put two cards down face up and guess if the next card would be higher, lower or in between. She liked to drink. a 5 and a 7 would be down and she would guess in between and of course have to take a drink. :)
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Playing music at 8 am on a Saturday doesn't sound too unreasonable. If it was, let's say, 6 am, I could see it causing some real problems, but the majority of people are wide awake by 8 am.
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DUmmie, come to North Idaho and just try to pull that shit......
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Video the neighbor took of the primitive showing its disapproval:https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HardNewBasil-max-1mb.gif (https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HardNewBasil-max-1mb.gif)