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Title: Florida burglar killed when window unexpectedly closes, ‘pinning him’ and leavin
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 15, 2020, 11:02:11 PM
Florida burglar killed when window unexpectedly closes, ‘pinning him’ and leaving him ‘suspended in air’
https://wgntv.com/news/florida-burglar-killed-when-window-unexpectedly-closes-pinning-him-and-leaving-him-suspended-in-air/

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LEHIGH ACRES, Fla. (NEXSTAR) – Florida authorities say a 32-year-old man died in a freak accident while trying to burglarize a home over the weekend when a window closed on his neck, leaving his body dangling above the ground.

Jonathan Hernandez was found dead after a window of the Lehigh Acres residence closed on him, according to the incident report, and his neck became caught under the sill.

“On Saturday, 32-year-old convicted felon Jonathan Hernandez attempted to break into a home by climbing through a window,” said Lt. Russel Park, public information officer with the Lee County Sheriff’s Office. “While Hernandez was trying to work his way through the window, it unexpectedly closed on top of him, pinning him and keeping him suspended in air.”

When deputies arrived at the scene, Hernandez was already dead, Park said. Investigators are calling the death accidental.

A Darwin Award winner.
Title: Re: Florida burglar killed when window unexpectedly closes, ‘pinning him’ and leavin
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on December 16, 2020, 02:34:33 AM
He must have been in a lot of pane.
Title: Re: Florida burglar killed when window unexpectedly closes, ‘pinning him’ and leavin
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 16, 2020, 05:15:19 AM
Good.
Title: Re: Florida burglar killed when window unexpectedly closes, ‘pinning him’ and leavin
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 16, 2020, 12:47:27 PM
How long till his family sues the window manufacturer?
Title: Re: Florida burglar killed when window unexpectedly closes, ‘pinning him’ and leavin
Post by: Texacon on December 16, 2020, 03:58:15 PM
How long till his family sues the window manufacturer?


That was my first thought. That and the home builder.

KC
Title: Re: Florida burglar killed when window unexpectedly closes, ‘pinning him’ and leavin
Post by: Eupher on December 16, 2020, 05:55:41 PM
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. But yeah, the home builder should expect a lawsuit in 3-2-1.....
Title: Re: Florida burglar killed when window unexpectedly closes, ‘pinning him’ and leavin
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 16, 2020, 06:35:08 PM
Of course his family is going to sue. :mental:
Title: Re: Florida burglar killed when window unexpectedly closes, ‘pinning him’ and leavin
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 17, 2020, 07:26:08 AM
Oh, what's that expression for confronting a diminishing opportunity?
Title: Re: Florida burglar killed when window unexpectedly closes, ‘pinning him’ and leavin
Post by: Fed-Up on January 28, 2021, 11:29:10 PM
 :-)

Two words: Epic.  Fail.