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Title: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: DarkHalo on August 27, 2008, 10:53:23 PM
My triple digit cherry that is here at CC.  :cheersmate:

Youd think an old post whore like me coulda broke 100 posts ages ago.  :thatsright:

Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: Wretched Excess on August 27, 2008, 10:56:52 PM
My triple digit cherry that is here at CC.  :cheersmate:

Youd think an old post whore like me coulda broke 100 posts ages ago.  :thatsright:



0.5 posts per day really is far below your post whore potential. :-)
Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: asdf2231 on August 27, 2008, 10:58:40 PM
H5 for the effort dood.

Do a lot of LOL! posts.

You'll make up the lost ground.

Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: Chris on August 27, 2008, 10:59:32 PM
One word: LOLcats.
Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: Chris_ on August 27, 2008, 11:00:22 PM
My triple digit cherry that is here at CC.  :cheersmate:

Youd think an old post whore like me coulda broke 100 posts ages ago.  :thatsright:



You need to love us much more.

But, congrads on your milestone.
Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: asdf2231 on August 27, 2008, 11:05:14 PM
One word: LOLcats.

WURD!

(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z139/LordKerdor/lolcat-clippy.gif)

Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: Chris on August 27, 2008, 11:08:01 PM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/fartid.jpg)
Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: DarkHalo on August 28, 2008, 12:38:02 AM
Question of the day...What lamer was it that brought the term 'Post Whore' originally to CU and thence to subsequent forums?

Yup, 'twas yours truly and boy did I catch a lot of shee-it for it at first. It seriously offended the sensibilities of a lot of people. But like a never ending tooth ache, cold sore or any other assorted annoyance it, in time, became a part of the forums lexicon. Just another part of my 15 minutes of fame.

Im just pissed Im not getting more high fives. Bastards!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: DarkHalo on August 28, 2008, 12:39:23 AM
Ooops I forgot something....

+1

Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: asdf2231 on August 28, 2008, 12:48:12 AM
Question of the day...What lamer was it that brought the term 'Post Whore' originally to CU and thence to subsequent forums?

Yup, 'twas yours truly and boy did I catch a lot of shee-it for it at first. It seriously offended the sensibilities of a lot of people. But like a never ending tooth ache, cold sore or any other assorted annoyance it, in time, became a part of the forums lexicon. Just another part of my 15 minutes of fame.

Im just pissed Im not getting more high fives. Bastards!  :lmao:

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/whoreisland.jpg)

(I luv that pic.)
Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: DarkHalo on August 28, 2008, 09:40:11 PM
Ok...whos the douche that bitch slapped me?  :lmao:
Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: Miss Mia on August 28, 2008, 09:46:29 PM
H5

:)
Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: Lord Undies on August 28, 2008, 09:48:31 PM
I lost my cherry once off the end of the little sword in my banana dacari.  That was in 1987.  We found it when we replaced our range in 2002.  It wasn't red anymore.
Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: DarkHalo on August 28, 2008, 09:49:47 PM
I lost my cherry once off the end of the little sword in my banana dacari.  That was in 1987.  We found it when we replaced our range in 2002.  It wasn't red anymore.

Same inscrutable Pops as always  :tongue:
Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: Lord Undies on August 28, 2008, 09:52:36 PM
I lost my cherry once off the end of the little sword in my banana dacari.  That was in 1987.  We found it when we replaced our range in 2002.  It wasn't red anymore.

Same inscrutable Pops as always  :tongue:

So true, my ever-so-slightly younger brother.   :tongue:
Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: DarkHalo on August 28, 2008, 09:55:50 PM
Im taking a vacation day tomorrow for a 4 day weekend and this is where I am starting out.

Oceanside (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=oceanside,+Ca.&ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=33.19471,-117.38366&panoid=uQMmnBsRi0_-baEJ3gto8A&cbp=2,244.5599946168113,,0,-1.3005406175558638&ll=33.215066,-117.389002&spn=0.050409,0.076904&z=14)

Whats your weather like? Its sposed to be in the 90's again at Oceanside tomorrow. 
Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: Lord Undies on August 28, 2008, 10:00:34 PM
Im taking a vacation day tomorrow for a 4 day weekend and this is where I am starting out.

Oceanside (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=oceanside,+Ca.&ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=33.19471,-117.38366&panoid=uQMmnBsRi0_-baEJ3gto8A&cbp=2,244.5599946168113,,0,-1.3005406175558638&ll=33.215066,-117.389002&spn=0.050409,0.076904&z=14)

Whats your weather like? Its sposed to be in the 90's again at Oceanside tomorrow. 

It's hot and sunny here, so I stay indoors as much as possible.  Guys like you and me, well over 50, need to take into consideration the chances of skin cancers. 

You wear a strong blocker and carry an umbrella, OK?  We wouldn't want your well-worned face to be further scarred by some untimely need for localized surgeries.
Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: DarkHalo on August 28, 2008, 10:09:46 PM
Im taking a vacation day tomorrow for a 4 day weekend and this is where I am starting out.

Oceanside (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=oceanside,+Ca.&ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=33.19471,-117.38366&panoid=uQMmnBsRi0_-baEJ3gto8A&cbp=2,244.5599946168113,,0,-1.3005406175558638&ll=33.215066,-117.389002&spn=0.050409,0.076904&z=14)

Whats your weather like? Its sposed to be in the 90's again at Oceanside tomorrow. 

It's hot and sunny here, so I stay indoors as much as possible.  Guys like you and me, well over 50, need to take into consideration the chances of skin cancers. 

You wear a strong blocker and carry an umbrella, OK?  We wouldn't want your well-worned face to be further scarred by some untimely need for localized surgeries.

MUCH too late for that. I spent unending TDY's on the island of Sardegna off the coast of Italy when I was in the USAF. I have been in and had my face cut numerous times and had 2 facial reconstructive surgeries for basal cell carcinoma skin cancers. Doesnt matter though as lotsa women like guys with facial scars. Sounds crazy I know but I have heard it a number of times from some pretty hawt ladies.  :naughty:

Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: Lord Undies on August 28, 2008, 10:18:17 PM
Im taking a vacation day tomorrow for a 4 day weekend and this is where I am starting out.

Oceanside (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=oceanside,+Ca.&ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=33.19471,-117.38366&panoid=uQMmnBsRi0_-baEJ3gto8A&cbp=2,244.5599946168113,,0,-1.3005406175558638&ll=33.215066,-117.389002&spn=0.050409,0.076904&z=14)

Whats your weather like? Its sposed to be in the 90's again at Oceanside tomorrow. 

It's hot and sunny here, so I stay indoors as much as possible.  Guys like you and me, well over 50, need to take into consideration the chances of skin cancers. 

You wear a strong blocker and carry an umbrella, OK?  We wouldn't want your well-worned face to be further scarred by some untimely need for localized surgeries.

MUCH too late for that. I spent unending TDY's on the island of Sardegna off the coast of Italy when I was in the USAF. I have been in and had my face cut numerous times and had 2 facial reconstructive surgeries for basal cell carcinoma skin cancers. Doesnt matter though as lotsa women like guys with facial scars. Sounds crazy I know but I have heard it a number of times from some pretty hawt ladies.  :naughty:



Doesn't it ever give you pause when you remember you are over fifty and these young girls are not your speed anymore?  I mean, I can just talk to a young lady and I think, "Oh CRISS!  What if she thinks I'm trying to flirt with her?  I remind her of her dad, at least, and her grandpa at most."

I'd never make it on the single scene these days.  I bow to the idea you can.  I guess I'm just too wrapped up in my stage of life to consider myself a hunka-hunka burning love for the ladies.
Title: Re: Just lost my cherry...
Post by: DarkHalo on August 28, 2008, 11:50:09 PM
Im taking a vacation day tomorrow for a 4 day weekend and this is where I am starting out.

Oceanside (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=oceanside,+Ca.&ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=33.19471,-117.38366&panoid=uQMmnBsRi0_-baEJ3gto8A&cbp=2,244.5599946168113,,0,-1.3005406175558638&ll=33.215066,-117.389002&spn=0.050409,0.076904&z=14)

Whats your weather like? Its sposed to be in the 90's again at Oceanside tomorrow. 

It's hot and sunny here, so I stay indoors as much as possible.  Guys like you and me, well over 50, need to take into consideration the chances of skin cancers. 

You wear a strong blocker and carry an umbrella, OK?  We wouldn't want your well-worned face to be further scarred by some untimely need for localized surgeries.

MUCH too late for that. I spent unending TDY's on the island of Sardegna off the coast of Italy when I was in the USAF. I have been in and had my face cut numerous times and had 2 facial reconstructive surgeries for basal cell carcinoma skin cancers. Doesnt matter though as lotsa women like guys with facial scars. Sounds crazy I know but I have heard it a number of times from some pretty hawt ladies.  :naughty:



Doesn't it ever give you pause when you remember you are over fifty and these young girls are not your speed anymore?  I mean, I can just talk to a young lady and I think, "Oh CRISS!  What if she thinks I'm trying to flirt with her?  I remind her of her dad, at least, and her grandpa at most."

I'd never make it on the single scene these days.  I bow to the idea you can.  I guess I'm just too wrapped up in my stage of life to consider myself a hunka-hunka burning love for the ladies.

Pops, I have had the same exact thoughts. BUT...experience has shown that there are a LOT of young hawties with a thing for guys like you and me. Is it a thing they have for father figures? I dont know and dont really care. Who am I to deny them what they desire? But I would never go where I am not wanted. It is always their decision. And if it just so happens that I prefer to date younger, then it is a win win for everyone right?