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Title: My mothers run in with a cult member
Post by: Texacon on September 01, 2020, 06:42:15 PM
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35 min ago
Star Member vercetti2021
My mothers run in with a cult member

So this past week was something for both of us. I had to deal with an asshole biker at IHOP that didn't wear a mask. But it is no comparison to what my mama dealt with.

So Thursday night she is coming back from her job. Shes an accountant so she works downtown. She pulls up to a stop light and this guy in a big truck pulls out of one of our local conveniences store parking lot and he is behind her. Now my mom has a lot of anti Trump magnets on her car. So you can probably guess where this is going.

But like something must have snapped in his pea sized brain and gets out of his truck on a busy ****ing street to walks to her driver side window. He knocks on her window and wants her to roll it down and he just started screaming at her. She just watched him and flipped him off as the light turn green. And that wasn't the end. He ran back to his truck that was already holding up traffic to chase her on the highway! He tried to catch up but she pulled off on our street exit and lost him.

Honestly what in gods green earth is wrong with these people that whenever that fat orange turd is ridiculed, they gotta lose all self control and go ballistic? I went online and bought her some pepper spray so if it happens again to crack the window and spray the person.

Yes we live in a very red area. Texas Panhandle is batshit insane. But doesn't stop her, myself, my step dad, or anyone else in my family. We keep on.

I hope y'all enjoyed reading these. Be careful out there. Shit is getting worse. Also we have three Biden signs in our yard! Let em get triggered


Ok, first off neither of these incidents happened, BUT let’s reply as if his moms incident did.

Soi Boi says we get upset when someone ridicules Trump?  Really?  Hey Soi Boi neater of bikers who won’t wear a mask, go wear a MAGA hat at a couple of your leftist buddies rallies then come back and report what happened. And that doesn’t even ridicule anyone.

Secondly I think the guy in the pickup should have just stood in front of your mommies car until you came and removed him. That’s how the game is played, right?  I can just stand in front of your car until you burst into tears OR if you dare to bump me I get to sue AND follow you home to burn down your shit!

Woo Hoo!! I think I’m learning how this works!!

KC
Title: Re: My mothers run in with a cult member
Post by: Delmar on September 01, 2020, 07:06:38 PM
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Response to Skittles (Reply #12)Tue Sep 1, 2020, 07:16 PM
Star Member vercetti2021 (3,428 posts)
14. Yes!!! So much yes!!!

And she raised a tough son soon to be daughter

I did a double take on this one.  The vercetti primitive is his mother's son, but soon is going to be her daughter.  If I'm reading it right, that makes vercetti a tranny.  Everybody make sure to use the right pronouns when talking about vercetti--or not.
Title: Re: My mothers run in with a cult member
Post by: Texacon on September 01, 2020, 07:22:10 PM
I did a double take on this one.  The vercetti primitive is his mother's son, but soon is going to be her daughter.  If I'm reading it right, that makes vercetti a tranny.  Everybody make sure to use the right pronouns when talking about vercetti--or not.


Oh yeah. He’s mentally unstable. And had gravitated to a group of people who cheer on his mental illness rather than point it out and suggest he find help.

He’s evidently a real bad ass. He posts all kinds of stuff about how tough he is, but I’ve seen his picture. Let’s just say, I don’t believe his claims of facing people off ...

KC
Title: Re: My mothers run in with a cult member
Post by: jukin on September 01, 2020, 07:36:09 PM
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My mothers run in with a cult member

So met up with a democrat?


Anything a democrat says against decent and normal people is what they are or are doing.
Title: Re: My mothers run in with a cult member
Post by: SVPete on September 01, 2020, 07:48:41 PM
I'll take :bouncy: s That Never Happened for $10, Art.
Title: Re: My mothers run in with a cult member
Post by: Texacon on September 01, 2020, 07:53:07 PM
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  Demsrule86
2. +100000
Glad your Mom is safe.

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1 hr ago
Star Member vercetti2021
13. Me too
I told her I'm glad I wasn't in the car. Because you do not **** with my mother unless you wanna end up in the ICU

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The_REAL_Ecumenist
34. My mom's gone, God rest her soul but at least you're giving that THANG a chance to survive...
**** with MY MOM, AUNT, GRAMMY, GRANDPA, UNCLE, BROTHER, THE HUBZ OR MY FURKID & they'd end up looking "CASKET SHARP" cuz I...DO...NOT...PLAY...THAT...SHIT!

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14 min ago
Star Member vercetti2021
43. Or a plot of dirt
I have a friend that owns land 50 miles out. I know where to hide em lmao


Got it?  All of that violence over a fictitious encounter that simply involved someone tapping on mommies window. She didn’t really know why he was upset. Here they are threatening to kill this figment off imagination.

How many threads have we seen where they decry conservatives simply trying to go about their day and they have to drive through a group of people blocking the road or defend themselves from these lunatics over a frigging HAT?!

These people are certifiable.

KC
Title: Re: My mothers run in with a cult member
Post by: Zathras on September 01, 2020, 08:03:53 PM
0 out of 5 bongs.
Title: Re: My mothers run in with a cult member
Post by: Carl on September 01, 2020, 08:08:49 PM
Bouncies are GOOOOOOOD!
Title: Re: My mothers run in with a cult member
Post by: 67 Rover on September 01, 2020, 09:13:00 PM

Oh yeah. He’s mentally unstable. And had gravitated to a group of people who cheer on his mental illness rather than point it out and suggest he find help.

He’s evidently a real bad ass. He posts all kinds of stuff about how tough he is, but I’ve seen his picture. Let’s just say, I don’t believe his claims of facing people off ...

KC

How big is his purse? ::)
Title: Re: My mothers run in with a cult member
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 01, 2020, 09:42:41 PM
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35 min ago
Star Member vercetti2021
My mothers run in with a cult member

So this past week was something for both of us. I had to deal with an asshole biker at IHOP that didn't wear a mask. But it is no comparison to what my mama dealt with.

So Thursday night she is coming back from her job. Shes an accountant so she works downtown. She pulls up to a stop light and this guy in a big truck pulls out of one of our local conveniences store parking lot and he is behind her. Now my mom has a lot of anti Trump magnets on her car. So you can probably guess where this is going.

But like something must have snapped in his pea sized brain and gets out of his truck on a busy ****ing street to walks to her driver side window. He knocks on her window and wants her to roll it down and he just started screaming at her. She just watched him and flipped him off as the light turn green. And that wasn't the end. He ran back to his truck that was already holding up traffic to chase her on the highway! He tried to catch up but she pulled off on our street exit and lost him.

Honestly what in gods green earth is wrong with these people that whenever that fat orange turd is ridiculed, they gotta lose all self control and go ballistic? I went online and bought her some pepper spray so if it happens again to crack the window and spray the person.

Yes we live in a very red area. Texas Panhandle is batshit insane. But doesn't stop her, myself, my step dad, or anyone else in my family. We keep on.

I hope y'all enjoyed reading these. Be careful out there. Shit is getting worse. Also we have three Biden signs in our yard! Let em get triggered

 :diebouncy:
Title: Re: My mothers run in with a cult member
Post by: dandi on September 02, 2020, 03:39:30 AM
" ... pulls out of one of our local conveniences store parking lot ... "

There's just something about those convenience stores. Drives conservatives to all sorts of nastiness.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bouncy%20Ball%20tale (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bouncy%20Ball%20tale)
Title: Re: My mothers run in with a cult member
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 02, 2020, 10:23:48 AM
How big is his purse? ::)
Its got to have something big enough for that outsized dildo collection
Title: Re: My mothers run in with a cult member
Post by: jukin on September 02, 2020, 11:01:09 AM
Its got to have something big enough for that outsized dildo collection

Yep. An over the shoulder bag or a beach bag.
Title: Re: My mothers run in with a cult member
Post by: 67 Rover on September 02, 2020, 11:10:43 AM
Yep. An over the shoulder bag or a beach bag.

Violin case if you include the lube and/or pillow.
Title: Re: My mothers run in with a cult member
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 02, 2020, 11:14:51 AM
Violin case if you include the lube and/or pillow.
Lube? Nonsense. This is a primitive were talking about. Everything "natural"
Title: Re: My mothers run in with a cult member
Post by: 67 Rover on September 02, 2020, 11:22:17 AM
Lube? Nonsense. This is a primitive were talking about. Everything "natural"

Hence biting that pillow.  :puke:
Title: Re: My mothers run in with a cult member
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 02, 2020, 01:37:08 PM
Hence biting that pillow.  :puke:
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