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Title: My wife is solid on naming the new golden retriever puppy teddy
Post by: dutch508 on July 16, 2020, 09:06:00 AM: Quote
TEB (6,720 posts)
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My wife is solid on naming the new golden retriever puppy teddy
She named all four of our biological children I get it she did all the work to deliver them. Me I wanna switch it up on puppy name. Perhaps
Hatch act
Goya
Hydro chloroquine
Always impeached
Tax audit
2019 recession
She is not budging on teddy. She’s one tough woman I love her.

Update 06:44 his pics are in pet section livetohike posted them for me I cannot post with I phone.

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Star Member Vinca (44,461 posts)

1. I like Teddy, too. You know you're not supposed to post anything about puppies without a photo.

He must be adorable.

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TEB (6,720 posts)

2. They're in pet section live to hike posted them for me

Can’t post from I phone

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niyad (69,358 posts)

27. Teddy is absolutely adorable. Your wife is correct.

May I point out that, from a metaphysical standpoint, one would not inflict names with such negative energy attached to them on living beings.

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Title: Re: My wife is solid on naming the new golden retriever puppy teddy
Post by: SVPete on July 16, 2020, 09:34:43 AM: Smarter Than TEB should be a name consideration.
Title: Re: My wife is solid on naming the new golden retriever puppy teddy
Post by: Mary Ann on July 16, 2020, 10:00:14 AM: Quote from: SVPete on July 16, 2020, 09:34:43 AM
Smarter Than TEB should be a name consideration.
Good choice. I think they should stick with the theme they started with Boog. How about "Snot," or "Post Nasal Drip," or "Phlegm."
Title: Re: My wife is solid on naming the new golden retriever puppy teddy
Post by: Old n Grumpy on July 16, 2020, 12:36:41 PM: I would call it "Poor Dog" :thatsright:
Title: Re: My wife is solid on naming the new golden retriever puppy teddy
Post by: DUmpDiver on July 16, 2020, 01:36:48 PM: Name if Hidin' Biden.
Title: Re: My wife is solid on naming the new golden retriever puppy teddy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 16, 2020, 02:13:21 PM: Teddy? Well, is the dog going to kill a woman at Chappaquiddick?
Title: Re: My wife is solid on naming the new golden retriever puppy teddy
Post by: BamaMoose on July 16, 2020, 03:53:33 PM: Quote from: SVPete on July 16, 2020, 09:34:43 AM
Smarter Than TEB should be a name consideration.

The problem with that name is that it applies to just about every mammal and most birds so it could lead to confusion. I went into my backyard and asked one of the squirrels "Are you Smarter Than TEB?" and he nodded his head and shook his tail. Tried the same thing on one of neighbor's cows and got the same response. Thought I might get a negative response from a sparrow, because they aren't terribly intelligent, but the one I asked was rather emphatic that it was, indeed, Smarter Than TEB. So if I gave a dog that name, every time I called it all the critters in my backyard would come to me looking for treats.
Title: Re: My wife is solid on naming the new golden retriever puppy teddy
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 16, 2020, 04:40:48 PM: As long as he/she/it doesn't call it a 'goggie.' The ones who do that should all be ritually sacrificed on Wolf Noot.