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Title: VIDEO: Why Ghislaine Maxwell Did Not Kill Herself
Post by: pjcomix on July 05, 2020, 11:11:01 AM

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This video reveals some of the many reasons why Ghislaine Maxwell did not kill herself.

https://youtu.be/qL1JPW55XFM (https://youtu.be/qL1JPW55XFM)

Title: Re: VIDEO: Why Ghislaine Maxwell Did Not Kill Herself
Post by: jukin on July 05, 2020, 12:00:37 PM

ARKANCIDE

Title: Re: VIDEO: Why Ghislaine Maxwell Did Not Kill Herself
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 05, 2020, 01:27:31 PM

Appropriate topic for this Babylon Bee nugget:

FBI Hires Top-Rated Italian Bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli To Protect Ghislaine Maxwell

Following the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell for sex abuse charges, the FBI is taking no chances in keeping her safe while she awaits trial. Sparing no expense, the FBI has hired top-notch Italian bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli.

Thanks to the particularly glowing reviews from high-profile individuals such as President Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew, all federal prison security checks were waived for Hiluigi. “There’s simply no one else that we trust to execute this job as she can.”

“Mamma mia, this simply will not do!” exclaimed Hiluigi Clintonelli as she forcefully cleared the room. She warned that anyone other than her could be a threat to Ghislaine’s life.

Clintonelli also connected all camera feeds to her personal server to ensure that all recorded video was properly secured.

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-prison-hires-top-rated-italian-bodyguard-hillena-clintonelli-to-protect-ghislaine-maxwell

Title: Re: VIDEO: Why Ghislaine Maxwell Did Not Kill Herself
Post by: SPYDER on July 06, 2020, 02:34:03 PM

 :rotf: :rotf:  Good one Ralph... :rofl: :rofl: