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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: pjcomix on June 10, 2020, 12:34:09 PM
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It's on! The battle for the best Soyboy Dancer. The two finalists are Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. Contestants should be judged on a number of levels.
Degree of cultural appropriation: In this case I think Trudeau with his wanna be Indian robe probably has the edge.
Poorly fitting dance outfit: Mayor Frey with his shrink wrapped jeans definitely in the lead here.
Horribly awkward dance moves: Pretty much a tossup.
Embarrassing Virtue Signalling: Again, another tossup.
So who do you think is the winner of the Soyboy Dance Contest? Cast your votes below.
https://youtu.be/yG0FuDgEoOY (https://youtu.be/yG0FuDgEoOY)
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Jacob Frey's too uptight, and so hands down, Justin Trudeau, who's a lot looser, wins.