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Title: I got a haircut today
Post by: Texacon on May 18, 2020, 06:48:28 PM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213454317


I brought this over for 1 post. The OP is the title.


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ResistantAmerican17
1. I got one yesterday. Bought clippers at Petsmart
and the missus did a spectifilous job in the bathroom. I was just too anxious to go out....


Ok, 2 posts. Same poster.


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ResistantAmerican17
9. I'm in Texas. Houston metro. Terror


Here’s the deal. Houston is the 4th largest city in the country. 4 million people. I work down here. I was watching the news tonight and Houston COVID deaths are like 130. Houston AREA deaths (the counties that receive Houston news) are like 15 counties. Total deaths within that area?  About 360. Texas deaths for all 25,000,000 Texans?  Like 1,300.

Loose numbers because I don’t remember exactly, but jeeze, these people are absolutely terrified.

KC
Title: Re: I got a haircut today
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 18, 2020, 07:44:09 PM
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ResistantAmerican17
1. I got one yesterday. Bought clippers at Petsmart
and the missus did a spectifilous job in the bathroom. I was just too anxious to go out....

Okay.
Title: Re: I got a haircut today
Post by: SVPete on May 18, 2020, 07:57:59 PM
Hair clipper kits are probably available at Walgreens or CVS or ...

Houston is probably on the order of 100 deaths per million people, maybe a bit less. The State of NY is at 1464/M.
Title: Re: I got a haircut today
Post by: jukin on May 18, 2020, 08:14:35 PM
The covid 19 survival rate is 99.813%.

I'll take those odds... unless I was in a nursing or assisted living home under a demo-death governor. 
Title: Re: I got a haircut today
Post by: Delmar on May 18, 2020, 09:37:10 PM
The primitive bought the clippers at Petsmart.  I sense danger--somebody may have touched the clippers with their unclean hands when they were on display in the store or maybe somebody breathed the deadly Chicom germs on the clippers. 

The only safe way to get rid of unwanted hair is to burn it off.
Title: Re: I got a haircut today
Post by: DLR Pyro on May 19, 2020, 12:02:41 AM
Why would you go out of your way to tell everyone you are using dog clippers to cut your hair when you can get a Remington brand hair clipper set for men on Amazon for $20.00?
Title: Re: I got a haircut today
Post by: Texacon on May 19, 2020, 06:19:24 AM
Quote from: Delmar on May 18, 2020, 09:37:10 PM
The primitive bought the clippers at Petsmart.  I sense danger--somebody may have touched the clippers with their unclean hands when they were on display in the store or maybe somebody breathed the deadly Chicom germs on the clippers. 

The only safe way to get rid of unwanted hair is to burn it off.


 :lmao:

KC