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Title: How come Trump is never, ever ill?
Post by: Texacon on May 13, 2020, 08:03:04 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213430886


I guess “How come” means “Why”...

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IrishObserver
How come Trump is never, ever ill?

Not a sniffle nor a cough since his 1st day in office. Physically and diet-wise he's a slob - yet he's never sick. It's very, very strange.


I’m only bringing this over to highlight one of the replies. This has to be one of the funniest posts I’ve ever seen over there and there is no WAY this was made without being high!!   :rofl:


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Jamastiene
9. I hate him.
I bet has had all the Big Macs he could possibly want for the past however long it has been (time is all running together now for me). All I can think about is a Hardee's chili dog and Big Macs. It's been years since I have been to McDonald's or Hardee's. Those were the first two things I started missing at the beginning of this thing. And they are all I keep thinking about while going hungry half the time since this thing started too. I'm rationing my food because most local grocery stores are out of so much. Food Lion's shelves were almost empty a month ago.

I hate Trump. Not only does he get pampered and protected, but he can do whatever the **** he wants and gets away with it, even when it comes to health. I hate him even more now that I realize they haven't processed my order for my hamburger/hot dog chili that I use. This is at around 4 times as much cost wise, compared to what I usually pay. It was about $4 a can online, from a place recommended by the company that makes it. Usually, it is less than $1 a can. I could live off that stuff and be vegan. I planned to eat some of it each day with buns and ketchup only, and maybe mustard sometime too.....IF I can even find either hot dog or hamburger buns anywhere.

I hate Trump.


 :rotf:

KC
Title: Re: How come Trump is never, ever ill?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on May 13, 2020, 08:26:53 AM
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Hekate (60,709 posts)

5. Really? He sniffs constantly. His pupils are extremely dilated in bright light. He shuffles ...

...and has an old man stoop. His balance is off. He speaks in word-salad. Many with personal and professional experience have noted all the signs of senile dementia.
But has no (zero) concern about Joe Biden.  :thatsright:
Title: Re: How come Trump is never, ever ill?
Post by: franksolich on May 13, 2020, 08:32:59 AM
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.....most local grocery stores are out of so much. Food Lion's shelves were almost empty a month ago.

Now, I will grant that conditions in blue states aren't necessarily the same as conditions in red states (crime, corruption, crowdedness, cleanliness), and so the primitive may very well be telling the truth.

But out here in the much-maligned breadbasket of America (and a great deal of the world), while there may have been an empty shelf or row in an occasional aisle of a grocery store, there seems to have been no critical or life-threatening shortage of food, cleaning products, paper products.  And the meat counters are as full as they've always been.

About the only difference is, oddly while the dairy shelves are chock full, on some days they have 2% milk only, no skim or 1% or whole.....and this, in one of the largest dairy regions of the country.  I dunno why this is, perhaps some supply chain glitch.
Title: Re: How come Trump is never, ever ill?
Post by: SVPete on May 13, 2020, 08:47:55 AM
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IrishObserver
How come Trump is never, ever ill?

Not a sniffle nor a cough since his 1st day in office. Physically and diet-wise he's a slob - yet he's never sick. It's very, very strange.

CC does not have enough :rotf: and :lmao: emoticons in its stockpile!

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Jamastiene
9. I hate him.
I bet has had all the Big Macs he could possibly want for the past however long it has been (time is all running together now for me). All I can think about is a Hardee's chili dog and Big Macs. It's been years since I have been to McDonald's or Hardee's. Those were the first two things I started missing at the beginning of this thing. And they are all I keep thinking about while going hungry half the time since this thing started too. I'm rationing my food because most local grocery stores are out of so much. Food Lion's shelves were almost empty a month ago.

OK, obviously Mr./Ms. NeverHave is east of the Mississippi, but where in the US was a major grocery store entirely out of food? Spot shortages of some types of items, yes, but never remotely close to entirely. And if one lives near stores from 2 or 3 major chains, one could probably get just about whatever. There's something missing and/or false about this :bouncy: .

As for M or Hardees//CJ or fast-chain-place-of-choice, I'm not aware of any fast food place in our area that is not open for take-out, as are many local no-chain restaurants (including Indian, Thai, and Cambodian places within 10 minutes' drive of my home).
Title: Re: How come Trump is never, ever ill?
Post by: Mary Ann on May 13, 2020, 09:19:01 AM
My son--Detroit 'burbs--has had trouble getting hamburger. Some limits on other items.

Food shortages. Panic. More reason than ever to trust Mama Whitmer.  :whatever:
Title: Re: How come Trump is never, ever ill?
Post by: Texacon on May 13, 2020, 09:44:18 AM

As for M or Hardees//CJ or fast-chain-place-of-choice, I'm not aware of any in our area that is not open for take-out, as are many local no-chain restaurants (including Indian, Thai, and Cambodian places within 10 minutes' drive of my home).


But you have to remember, these people have been told, and completely believe, if you go out you WILL get the virus and you WILL die a horrible death, right there.  On the spot.  No mercy.

 :rotf:

I get tickled reading some of their fear filled rants.

KC
Title: Re: How come Trump is never, ever ill?
Post by: DLR Pyro on May 13, 2020, 11:34:36 AM
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IrishObserver
How come Trump is never, ever ill?

Not a sniffle nor a cough since his 1st day in office. Physically and diet-wise he's a slob - yet he's never sick. It's very, very strange.

superior genetics
Title: Re: How come Trump is never, ever ill?
Post by: DLR Pyro on May 13, 2020, 11:48:48 AM
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I hate him even more now that I realize they haven't processed my order for my hamburger/hot dog chili that I use. This is at around 4 times as much cost wise, compared to what I usually pay. It was about $4 a can online, from a place recommended by the company that makes it.

2 days ago I went to Smart and Final and got a 16 pack of bun length BallPark weiners for 9.99, a 16 pack of hot dog buns for 2.99 and a 15 ounce can of hot dog chili for 99 cents.

now breaking down the costs per chili dog, the weiner is 62 cents, the bun is 19 cents and assuming the can of chili will yield 6 chili dogs you are looking at 17 cents which comes out to 98 cents a chili dog if made at home.  I like to upsell it by adding shredded cheese and chopped onions so lets say $1.05 per chili dog IF you are brave enough to go to the store and buy the ingredients and ambitious enough to bang a few pots and make it yourself at home so I have no clue what this DUmmy is bitching about the cost of a chili dog and how it relates to how much he hates President Trump.
Title: Re: How come Trump is never, ever ill?
Post by: DUmpDiver on May 13, 2020, 12:11:09 PM
Good find. A very entertaining thread. :popcorn:

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lagomorph777 (13,215 posts)

42. He's a vampire.

He lives on the blood of Mexican babies.

Title: Re: How come Trump is never, ever ill?
Post by: Zathras on May 13, 2020, 02:37:36 PM
Jamastiene: I hate Trump!!!!!

President Trump: Who are you again?