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Title: Primitive burns his stimulus check--just kidding
Post by: Delmar on May 10, 2020, 01:50:24 PM
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Sun May 10, 2020, 02:19 PM
Star Member lunatica (47,944 posts)

I received the letter from Treasury with Trumps signature on it

I burned it slowly holding it over my kitchen sink as the water ran down. I watch as the flame travelled slowly, eating his name, leaving a blackened, curling trail that quickly turned into silvery ash, almost lighter than air, breaking off and floating down into the water that swirled around before spiraling into the cavernous sink hole where the garbage disposal finished it off.

God! That was cathartic!
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213418958

What a brave act of resistance.

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Response to lunatica (Original post)Sun May 10, 2020, 02:28 PM
Star Member mbusby (481 posts)
2. Paper shredders...

...work wonders as well.
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Response to lunatica (Original post)Sun May 10, 2020, 02:32 PM
Star Member Maeve (37,980 posts)
3. Very poetic

I plan to use shredding scissors and possibly flush the actual signature

None of them mentioned refusing the money.
Title: Re: Primitive burns his stimulus check--just kidding
Post by: Texacon on May 10, 2020, 02:15:09 PM
None of that happened. DUmmies lie. All the time.

KC
Title: Re: Primitive burns his stimulus check--just kidding
Post by: freedumb2003b on May 10, 2020, 02:54:33 PM
None of that happened. DUmmies lie. All the time.

KC

Burn up that much pot and booze $$$??  Not in a million years.  They MIGHT have deposited it using an app (as I do with all checks) THEN burned it.  But Trump's name was on it no matter what.
Title: Re: Primitive burns his stimulus check--just kidding
Post by: thundley4 on May 10, 2020, 03:00:30 PM
None of that happened. DUmmies lie. All the time.

KC

They weren't talking about the checks. They were talking about the letter that was sent out recently that had President Trump's signature on it.

I was surprised the DUmmies didn't bitch about Trump using that letter as a campaign ploy.
Title: Re: Primitive burns his stimulus check--just kidding
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 10, 2020, 09:32:32 PM
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Sun May 10, 2020, 02:19 PM
Star Member lunatica (47,944 posts)

I received the letter from Treasury with Trumps signature on it

I burned it slowly holding it over my kitchen sink as the water ran down. I watch as the flame travelled slowly, eating his name, leaving a blackened, curling trail that quickly turned into silvery ash, almost lighter than air, breaking off and floating down into the water that swirled around before spiraling into the cavernous sink hole where the garbage disposal finished it off.

God! That was cathartic!

It is just a letter and the signature is a copy.  :mental:
Title: Re: Primitive burns his stimulus check--just kidding
Post by: DLR Pyro on May 11, 2020, 01:03:46 AM
Would have been high-larious if the DUmmy had started a house fire.
Title: Re: Primitive burns his stimulus check--just kidding
Post by: jukin on May 11, 2020, 11:38:36 AM
Did any of you get a letter?

I didn't receive any letter. I received a check but no letter.

My guess is the letter is for "people" that don't pay taxes or FICA. Which describes 98% of the DUmbasses.
Title: Re: Primitive burns his stimulus check--just kidding
Post by: USA4ME on May 11, 2020, 11:41:01 AM
Did any of you get a letter?

I didn't receive any letter. I received a check but no letter.

Same here. What letter? I never got one either.

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Title: Re: Primitive burns his stimulus check--just kidding
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 11, 2020, 12:07:11 PM
Same here. What letter? I never got one either.

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They were only sent to liberals as a TDS trigger mechanism.
Title: Re: Primitive burns his stimulus check--just kidding
Post by: thundley4 on May 11, 2020, 01:25:17 PM
Did any of you get a letter?

I didn't receive any letter. I received a check but no letter.

My guess is the letter is for "people" that don't pay taxes or FICA. Which describes 98% of the DUmbasses.

I got the letter about 3-4 weeks after the money was direct deposited to my checking account.
Title: Re: Primitive burns his stimulus check--just kidding
Post by: USA4ME on May 11, 2020, 02:02:18 PM
I got the letter about 3-4 weeks after the money was direct deposited to my checking account.

Ah, ok.

Still, how immature of the lunatica primitive. If Obama had sent out a letter, it wouldn't even be worth the match to light it.

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Title: Re: Primitive burns his stimulus check--just kidding
Post by: thundley4 on May 11, 2020, 03:33:14 PM
Ah, ok.

Still, how immature of the lunatica primitive. If Obama had sent out a letter, it wouldn't even be worth the match to light it.

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However it would have come in handy if anyone ran out of toilet paper.
Title: Re: Primitive burns his stimulus check--just kidding
Post by: DLR Pyro on May 12, 2020, 12:39:25 AM
I never got a check or a letter.

And to all the DUmmies who did get a check and have the poor taste to whine about a letter,  you're ****ing welcome
Title: Re: Primitive burns his stimulus check--just kidding
Post by: Rufus2010 on May 12, 2020, 11:39:32 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213418958

What a brave act of resistance.

None of them mentioned refusing the money.


Of course not.

#LiberalGreed at work again.