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Title: When Biden gets elected
Post by: dutch508 on April 09, 2020, 01:35:26 PM
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Star Member kairos12 (8,315 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213255278

When Biden gets elected he will inherent a pandemic, an economy in ruins, out of control national debt, a broke health care system, a judiciary infected with reich wing trump stooges, a whip lashed military chain of command, a world who views the U.S. as an isolated ignoramus, a Faux news propaganda network, and likely, an ex-president tweeting and rooting for his failure from day one (unless he's in jail).

In other words, it's the usual circumstance when a Democratic president has to clean up the shitstorm caused by a Republican.

Time to roll up the sleeves.

 :thatsright:

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Star Member msongs (54,578 posts)

2. then we will have to give him a dems majority senate and house to help him fix things nt

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Star Member vercetti2021 (2,538 posts)

3. And then it'll happen

Shit doesn't get fixed instantly thus demoralizing democratic voters and thus putting the GOP back in power to rat**** and hold up any relief efforts. Run heavy propaganda and misinformation and then win the white house again just to further **** it up. It's a never ending cycle that will never change. Least not until the EC is gone.

 :bird:

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Star Member usaf-vet (2,177 posts)

6. President Biden can cleanup tons of those Trump piles of s**t. By doing one thing IMHO.

KEEP TRUMP BUSY!

Do it by doing what we never seem to do with new administrations LOOK BACK. For God's sake that must happen, go AFTER Trump and his band of grifters. Starting with him and his kids.

If you move into a house that is infested with mold, termites, rats, and disease. You must clean it before just simply looking ahead.

I would suggest focusing on Ivanka and Jarad. That in itself will send the ex-White House occupant into a spin protecting his.... to be generous on my part...his "princess".

Follow the money with an attempt to claw it all back. We have at least one UNCONSTITUTIONAL issue to start with EMOLUMENTS.

https://www.brookings.edu/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/gs_121616_emoluments-clause1.pdf

 :thatsright:
Title: Re: When Biden gets elected
Post by: Old n Grumpy on April 09, 2020, 02:29:30 PM
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Star Member kairos12 (8,315 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213255278

When Biden gets elected

Pigs will fly
Hell will be frozen over
The check will be in the mail
and I promise I won't.....
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: When Biden gets elected
Post by: 67 Rover on April 09, 2020, 03:57:49 PM
Pigs will fly
Hell will be frozen over
The check will be in the mail
and I promise I won't.....
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Dolby stereo will make a come back
Poodle skirts back in style
Pull tabs on beer cans
B&W TV
BetaMax
 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: When Biden gets elected
Post by: USA4ME on April 09, 2020, 04:07:54 PM
When Biden gets elected!?!

From what I’ve seen, if Biden were to become president, he’d never know it.

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Title: Re: When Biden gets elected
Post by: vlad335 on April 09, 2020, 08:01:08 PM
If the Dems get "Vote By Mail", Biden will get elected.
Title: Re: When Biden gets elected
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 09, 2020, 08:21:30 PM
Dolby stereo will make a come back
Poodle skirts back in style
Pull tabs on beer cans
B&W TV
BetaMax
 :cheersmate:

I hear New Coke is excellent!
Title: Re: When Biden gets elected
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on April 09, 2020, 09:00:35 PM
>Star Member kairos12 (8,315 posts) When Biden gets elected he will inherent a pandemic...Time to roll up the sleeves.

When you retards roll up any clothing, you disappear like a snake eating its tail.  You'll own America as soon as you ...

You'll ride a black tornado across the western sky,
Rope an old blue norter and milk it till it's dry...
Bulldog the Mississippi, pin its ears down flat,
Long before you take this country away....

ESAD city boy.
Title: Re: When Biden gets elected
Post by: SVPete on April 10, 2020, 08:40:52 AM
Wow! Somebody's been hoarding Bongweed.

So, here's what I think a likely scenario, with little or optimism. When, ~4 months from now, the Dem Party hold it's conventionoid event, virtual or live, in August here's what I think will be the context:

* Two or more medications or medication-cocktails will be in heavy off-label effective treatment use;

* Between these treatments and warmer weather, the epidemic will be under control for at least another 4-6 months;

* One or more vaccines will be well into the testing process and possibly available for use come November or December;

* The coronavirous death count for the US will be under 150K, possibly under 100K;

* DU-grade Progs will be howling that Trump people were sweeping through NYC morgues nightly, hiding 10s of thousands of coronavirus victims' bodies in the basement of Trump Tower - Troofer 2.0 is born.
Title: Re: When Biden gets elected
Post by: Old n Grumpy on April 10, 2020, 11:42:03 AM
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Star Member kairos12 (8,315 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213255278

When Biden gets elected he will

Transform America into a 3rd world country like Haiti :thatsright:

The progressive wolves are salavating at the prospect of having a brain dead puppet in the white house.
Title: Re: When Biden gets elected
Post by: zeitgeist on April 10, 2020, 12:26:19 PM
It will be as president of the residents committee at the assisted living home.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: When Biden gets elected
Post by: jukin on April 10, 2020, 02:07:36 PM
I hope that the demons in Hell all have snow tires on.
Title: Re: When Biden gets elected
Post by: SVPete on April 10, 2020, 03:17:32 PM
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Star Member kairos12 (8,315 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213255278

When Biden gets elected he will inherent a pandemic, an ...

Star Member Mrs. Malaprop strikes again! :rotf:
Title: Re: When Biden gets elected
Post by: Wineslob on April 16, 2020, 01:14:23 PM
DUmmies:




 :crybaby:
Title: Re: When Biden gets elected
Post by: Mary Ann on April 16, 2020, 02:32:19 PM
IF Biden gets elected (not impossible, sadly,) keeps the House and Takes the Senate, the Dems will misunderstand it. They will claim that it is a mandate. It won't be. It will be a result of the media's anti-Trump agenda. They will overreach, just like they did in 2008, and try to pass their socialist agenda. Two years later the Rs will take back the House, and the Senate, in a red tsunami. JMHO
Title: Re: When Biden gets elected
Post by: Old n Grumpy on April 16, 2020, 02:57:19 PM
If biden gets elected and dems take both houses here is what America will look like in a year.
(https://i.imgur.com/TBHLyer.jpg)
Title: Re: When Biden gets elected
Post by: DLR Pyro on April 16, 2020, 04:22:49 PM
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When Biden gets elected

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Title: Re: When Biden gets elected
Post by: freedumb2003b on April 16, 2020, 04:34:24 PM
Dolby stereo will make a come back
Poodle skirts back in style
Pull tabs on beer cans
B&W TV
BetaMax
 :cheersmate:

8 track tapes
Pet Rocks
"Keep on Truckin'" posters
Pong

Just the way plugs remembers things.
Title: Re: When Biden gets elected
Post by: Zathras on April 16, 2020, 07:34:05 PM
After I read this....

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Star Member kairos12 (8,315 posts)

When Biden gets elected..

At first I was like....

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/UvwI1X7XkbXq0/200.gif)

Then, after I thought a bit, I was like....

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