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Title: "Mr. Impeached President, sir ..."
Post by: dutch508 on April 06, 2020, 08:29:24 PM
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NanceGreggs (25,401 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213244407

"Mr. Impeached President, sir ..."

If every reporter at these press briefings started their questions with that phrase, these daily shit-shows would end – and there’d be the added bonus of watching Trump’s head explode on live TV.

Talk about a win/win strategy.

 :thatsright:

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The Sparrow (15 posts)

3. The fake president

The media must hold the fake president to task call that orange pig out over and over again, HOLD the mango feet to the FIRE

Make trump repeat his LIES over and over.......let the Free world see trump is a pig

Make FatDon answer

 :whatever:

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Star Member Gidney N Cloyd (17,222 posts)

4. I'd love that but we're so close to the end of this shit show I'd like to preserve some propriety.

I have high hopes of returning to some normalcy.
That doesn't mean I wouldn't like reporters to pound him with tough questions, though. He'd either lose his shit on camera or run away and ultimately hand any briefings over to people more qualified in general and more interested in dealing with the problem at hand than holding a rally.

 :lmao:

Title: Re: "Mr. Impeached President, sir ..."
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on April 07, 2020, 05:11:23 AM
"Mr. Exonerated President, sir..."
Title: Re: "Mr. Impeached President, sir ..."
Post by: SVPete on April 07, 2020, 09:06:22 AM
Let's see, how this would play out:

"Reporter" 1: "Mr. Impeached President, sir ..."

President Trump, interrupting: "That's Mr. Acquitted President. Next?!"

"Reporter" 2: "Mr. Impeached President, sir ..."

President Trump, interrupting: "Is that the Fake-News Media's new narrative? Next?!"

"Reporter" 3: "Mr. Impeached President, sir ..."

President Trump, interrupting and turning to task force members who had already spoken: "Thanks for your updates, folks! That is all. We will ask the networks to send real reporters who want to learn what is happening." (turns and walks off)

I will, however, generously give NanceGreggs a quarter-kudo for her highly unusual brevity. Maybe she wasn't too deep in her cups.
Title: Re: "Mr. Impeached President, sir ..."
Post by: DLR Pyro on April 07, 2020, 10:17:06 AM


I will, however, generously give NanceGreggs a quarter-kudo for her highly unusual brevity. Maybe she wasn't too deep in her cups.

well BevMo is operating under reduced hours these days so she more than likely has to ration her daily intake to keep her liquor cabinet somewhat stocked.
Title: Re: "Mr. Impeached President, sir ..."
Post by: USA4ME on April 07, 2020, 11:35:16 AM
Please do. I would love for the media to continue to fully illustrate just how immature they are in front of the whole world. If it were up to me, drunken Nan, your rambling nonsense would be on page one of the NYT.

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Title: Re: "Mr. Impeached President, sir ..."
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 07, 2020, 12:40:25 PM
Impeached President Clinton sir... :fuelfire:
Title: Re: "Mr. Impeached President, sir ..."
Post by: 67 Rover on April 07, 2020, 03:36:10 PM
Impeached President Clinton sir... :fuelfire:

Excuse me, one question for the carpet bagging wife of an impeached former President.