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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on August 26, 2008, 12:54:59 PM
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Hell Hath No Fury (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-26-08 12:46 PM
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So, there I am, my feet in the stirrups....
and from down between my knees the Gyno pops his head up over my drape and says, "Can you believe that McCain is trying to imply Obama is the Anti-Christ?" (I believe the very vivid "Obama 08" shirt I am wearing is what has given him leave to make such a bold political statement to a virtual stranger.) He confesses he believes Karl Rove is the Anti-Christ, while I express my belief it is indeed Dick Cheney. And we proceed to have a great discussion about the race and general political scene, all the while I am getting the finger and lube treatment.
I was very tempted to tell him about DU, but I am not sure how comfortable I would be knowing my GYN is watching me post.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3858779
One half bong. This one has no cops and no conversion, but an unprecedented way of putting a bush in the story. Creativity should be rewarded, and this freeper should be congratulated on a most excellent mole.
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Hell Hath No Fury (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-26-08 12:46 PM
Original message
So, there I am, my feet in the stirrups....
and from down between my knees the Gyno pops his head up over my drape and says, "Can you believe that McCain is trying to imply Obama is the Anti-Christ?" (I believe the very vivid "Obama 08" shirt I am wearing is what has given him leave to make such a bold political statement to a virtual stranger.) He confesses he believes Karl Rove is the Anti-Christ, while I express my belief it is indeed Dick Cheney. And we proceed to have a great discussion about the race and general political scene, all the while I am getting the finger and lube treatment.
I was very tempted to tell him about DU, but I am not sure how comfortable I would be knowing my GYN is watching me post.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3858779
One half bong. This one has no cops and no conversion, but an unprecedented way of putting a bush in the story. Creativity should be rewarded, and this freeper should be congratulated on a most excellent mole.
But, did something jump out of her bush(es)?
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Wonder if the Dr. found a snuke? You know, there are just some places where politics are completely inappropriate.
Cindie
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I would be really worried if a cop found somewhere to jump out of.
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Dang! I rushed into this thread because it has be sooooooooo long since I read a bouncy even worthy of 1/2 bong! I don't even give this a zero bong. :bawl:
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Hell Hath No Fury (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-26-08 12:46 PM
Original message
So, there I am, my feet in the stirrups....
and from down between my knees the Gyno pops his head up over my drape and says, "Can you believe that McCain is trying to imply Obama is the Anti-Christ?" (I believe the very vivid "Obama 08" shirt I am wearing is what has given him leave to make such a bold political statement to a virtual stranger.) He confesses he believes Karl Rove is the Anti-Christ, while I express my belief it is indeed Dick Cheney. And we proceed to have a great discussion about the race and general political scene, all the while I am getting the finger and lube treatment.
I was very tempted to tell him about DU, but I am not sure how comfortable I would be knowing my GYN is watching me post.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3858779
One half bong. This one has no cops and no conversion, but an unprecedented way of putting a bush in the story. Creativity should be rewarded, and this freeper should be congratulated on a most excellent mole.
But, did something jump out of her bush(es)?
A really tiny police officer.
(http://www.1000steine.com/brickset/images/7235-1.jpg)
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Hell Hath No Fury (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-26-08 12:46 PM
Original message
So, there I am, my feet in the stirrups....
and from down between my knees the Gyno pops his head up over my drape and says, "Can you believe that McCain is trying to imply Obama is the Anti-Christ?" (I believe the very vivid "Obama 08" shirt I am wearing is what has given him leave to make such a bold political statement to a virtual stranger.) He confesses he believes Karl Rove is the Anti-Christ, while I express my belief it is indeed Dick Cheney. And we proceed to have a great discussion about the race and general political scene, all the while I am getting the finger and lube treatment.
I was very tempted to tell him about DU, but I am not sure how comfortable I would be knowing my GYN is watching me post.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3858779
One half bong. This one has no cops and no conversion, but an unprecedented way of putting a bush in the story. Creativity should be rewarded, and this freeper should be congratulated on a most excellent mole.
I think this one might be true. If I were a gyno, and had to stare into the dank, fetid, wooded abyss known as a liberal chick's crotch, the first thing I'd think is ANTICHRIST, too.l
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Bijou and BFDU, H5!
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Excuse me I have to go Clorox my mind's eye.
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I think this one might be true. If I were a gyno, and had to stare into the dank, fetid, wooded abyss known as a liberal chick's crotch, the first thing I'd think is ANTICHRIST, too.
Having attended college during the Age of Aquarius, this is a familiar scenario (though certainly not as a gyno). I can honestly say there was never even a fleeting thought of the Antichrist.
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One half bong. This one has no cops and no conversion, but an unprecedented way of putting a bush in the story. Creativity should be rewarded, and this freeper should be congratulated on a most excellent mole.
"Oh, and if you see any fetuses up there, can you pry them out for me?"
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Wonder if the Dr. found a snuke? You know, there are just some places where politics are completely inappropriate.
Cindie
Well, the snuke *was* up Hillary Clinton's snizz, but this is still one hell of a bouncy. -40 bongs, but five for creativity, for a score of -35.
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Hell Hath No Fury (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-26-08 12:46 PM
Original message
So, there I am, my feet in the stirrups....
and from down between my knees the Gyno pops his head up over my drape and says, "Can you believe that McCain is trying to imply Obama is the Anti-Christ?" (I believe the very vivid "Obama 08" shirt I am wearing is what has given him leave to make such a bold political statement to a virtual stranger.) He confesses he believes Karl Rove is the Anti-Christ, while I express my belief it is indeed Dick Cheney. And we proceed to have a great discussion about the race and general political scene, all the while I am getting the finger and lube treatment.
I was very tempted to tell him about DU, but I am not sure how comfortable I would be knowing my GYN is watching me post.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3858779
One half bong. This one has no cops and no conversion, but an unprecedented way of putting a bush in the story. Creativity should be rewarded, and this freeper should be congratulated on a most excellent mole.
I think this one might be true. If I were a gyno, and had to stare into the dank, fetid, wooded abyss known as a liberal chick's crotch, the first thing I'd think is ANTICHRIST, too.l
eeeew....lmao, but still eww
H5
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So, what kind of STD initially sent her to see the doctor, Jungle rot, hoof and mouth, what???
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So, what kind of STD initially sent her to see the doctor, Jungle rot, hoof and mouth, what???
All of them.
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I imagine the only thing that would really be said with a DUmmy in that position is...
"Good God,what is that smell??"
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Dang! I rushed into this thread because it has be sooooooooo long since I read a bouncy even worthy of 1/2 bong! I don't even give this a zero bong. :bawl:
Oh, I don't know. It made me fall out of my seat in gales of laughter earlier. That's gotta be worth something
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Wonder if the doc had to use an oyster shucker to get it open.