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Title: Government takeover of funeral homes?
Post by: Delmar on March 14, 2020, 05:53:14 PM
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Sat Mar 14, 2020, 06:34 PM
Star Member NurseJackie (30,523 posts)

What are funeral homes and crematories doing to prepare for what will happen next?


 
It's a fair question that deserves an honest answer. How will they handle it?
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213097117

It's a stupid question that deserves to be ignored.

Hard telling what point the primitive is trying to make--millions are going to die, it's all Trump's fault, nationalization of funeral homes.

Trump has broken them.
Title: Re: Government takeover of funeral homes?
Post by: USA4ME on March 14, 2020, 07:19:23 PM
Quote from:
getagrip_already

2. They won't...... not their responsibility ultimately

They will handle what they can under current capacities. Overflows will have to go into storage or mass graves.

No gov't agency has asked them to do anything else.

This is all going to blow over next month when it warms up (sarcasm).

You may want to get some body bags in case someone in your house dies, because there might not be anyone to come and get them.

The stupid is strong with this one.

And in what aisle of WalMart/CostCo/Target does one find body bags for purchase? Maybe just get a hacksaw and a whole bunch of freezer bags instead, primitives.

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Title: Re: Government takeover of funeral homes?
Post by: landofconfusion80 on March 14, 2020, 09:43:20 PM
The stupid is strong with this one.

And in what aisle of WalMart/CostCo/Target does one find body bags for purchase? Maybe just get a hacksaw and a whole bunch of freezer bags instead, primitives.

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Found an empty body bag in the barn after I bought this place. I have no idea why anyone would keep it but its probably related to the light bar I found too
Title: Re: Government takeover of funeral homes?
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 14, 2020, 11:56:55 PM
How did obozo deal with the dead when he was HNIC and the H1N1 flu killed thousands? 
Title: Re: Government takeover of funeral homes?
Post by: BamaMoose on March 15, 2020, 12:58:56 AM
Obviously, Jeb Bush needs to break out his fleet of ice trucks and get to work.

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/chiefwiggum2005/66g4ev.jpg)

Hi-5 to Freeper, who created this image.
Title: Re: Government takeover of funeral homes?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 15, 2020, 07:10:33 AM
Ahh, DU, the site where member LoneStarNut was posting about the government's portable freezer vans stacked with 5,000 bodies after a Texas Gulf Coast hurricane...

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Government takeover of funeral homes?
Post by: Texacon on March 15, 2020, 07:41:41 AM
Ahh, DU, the site where member LoneStarNut was posting about the government's portable freezer vans stacked with 5,000 bodies after a Texas Gulf Coast hurricane...

 :popcorn:


I’d forgotten about that!  LOL she claimed there were bodies in the trees. I think that was after hurricane Ike.

KC
Title: Re: Government takeover of funeral homes?
Post by: SVPete on March 15, 2020, 01:13:31 PM
With that degree of stupidity, I hope she's retired and no one is under her care!
Title: Re: Government takeover of funeral homes?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 15, 2020, 02:40:04 PM

I’d forgotten about that!  LOL she claimed there were bodies in the trees. I think that was after hurricane Ike.

KC

Sounds right, I couldn't remember for sure.  She had those idiots going berserk until they finally realized she was completely full of it, long after news had peaked.  Then they quietly said 'We shall never speak of this again.'

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Government takeover of funeral homes?
Post by: Crazy Horse on March 15, 2020, 03:28:33 PM
Sounds right, I couldn't remember for sure.  She had those idiots going berserk until they finally realized she was completely full of it, long after news had peaked.  Then they quietly said 'We shall never speak of this again.'

 :rofl:

Well at least for 24 business hours
Title: Re: Government takeover of funeral homes?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 15, 2020, 06:39:29 PM
Obviously, Jeb Bush needs to break out his fleet of ice trucks and get to work.

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/chiefwiggum2005/66g4ev.jpg)

Hi-5 to Freeper, who created this image.

Hey, thanks for saving that link from my account!!!  Was going to post that upon first reading the DUmp thread. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Government takeover of funeral homes?
Post by: BamaMoose on March 15, 2020, 07:35:41 PM
Hey, thanks for saving that link from my account!!!  Was going to post that upon first reading the DUmp thread. :cheersmate:

Oops, sorry, didn't look at properties to see which PhotoBucket account it was stored in.  Hope I didn't step on any toes.   :cheersmate:  Thanks for saving it.
Title: Re: Government takeover of funeral homes?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 15, 2020, 07:49:26 PM
Oops, sorry, didn't look at properties to see which PhotoBucket account it was stored in.  Hope I didn't step on any toes.   :cheersmate:  Thanks for saving it.

None at all!!!  Making my response to your post, happened to notice it linked to that.

Saved that ages ago at CU.  Still comes in handy for times like this.
Title: Re: Government takeover of funeral homes?
Post by: BadCat on March 16, 2020, 08:24:08 AM
https://www.amazon.com/SMELLEZE-Natural-Corpse-Remover-Deodorizer/dp/B004SBHA46/ref=sr_1_27?crid=1U1QMF1U8FUJK&keywords=body+bags+for+cadavers&qid=1584364827&sprefix=body+bag%2Caps%2C150&sr=8-27
Title: Re: Government takeover of funeral homes?
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 16, 2020, 12:03:57 PM
An anonymous source has reported they will start burying people standing up to fit more people in the cemetery. It will also cut costs as thay can use a big post hole digger to do the job. :-)