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Title: My neighbor just came home from several stores and Bouncy
Post by: CC27 on March 09, 2020, 02:10:19 PM
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gopiscrap (20,021 posts)


My neighbor just came home from several stores and

 
bought 1200 roles of toilet paper and 4 cases of hand sanitizer

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213060840

Did you count the toliet paper or ask them how many they bought?  :whatever:
Title: Re: My neighbor just came home from several stores and Bouncy
Post by: BadCat on March 09, 2020, 02:28:13 PM
How many sheets in a "role"?

Damn, liberals are STUPID.
Title: Re: My neighbor just came home from several stores and Bouncy
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 09, 2020, 02:29:11 PM
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gopiscrap (20,021 posts)


My neighbor just came home from several stores and

 
bought 1200 roles of toilet paper and 4 cases of hand sanitizer

Why?
Title: Re: My neighbor just came home from several stores and Bouncy
Post by: 67 Rover on March 09, 2020, 02:42:06 PM
Why?

Damn preppers!  Oh well I wisely invested in precious metals Brass/Lead so when needed I will just take the TP and hand sanitizer from the DUmmies.
Title: Re: My neighbor just came home from several stores and Bouncy
Post by: USA4ME on March 09, 2020, 03:37:23 PM
Why?

Evidently the coronavirus gives you the runs and eats all the soap in your house.

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Title: Re: My neighbor just came home from several stores and Bouncy
Post by: jukin on March 09, 2020, 03:47:35 PM
1. How do you turn lead into gold or toilet paper, or food, or anything?

2. 1200 rolls? Just some quick back of the napkin math comes out to about $1200 if you buy it on sale.. and would take at least 2 8foot pickup to bring home.

3. zero bongs.
Title: Re: My neighbor just came home from several stores and Bouncy
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 09, 2020, 04:14:06 PM
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gopiscrap (20,021 posts)


My neighbor just came home from several stores and

 
bought 1200 roles of toilet paper and 4 cases of hand sanitizer

Sounds like he is full of shit!

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1. How do you turn lead into gold or toilet paper, or food, or anything?

By sending it through the air at about 3,00 FPS :naughty:

Title: Re: My neighbor just came home from several stores and Bouncy
Post by: DUmpDiver on March 09, 2020, 04:18:52 PM
They won't need the 1,200 "roles" of TP if they didn't buy any food.
Title: Re: My neighbor just came home from several stores and Bouncy
Post by: Drafe Hoblin on March 09, 2020, 04:43:19 PM
I self-calculate that I take about 330-shits a year, with about 35-days when I just don't need to. 

With anywhere between 3-to-5 tear-offs of about 5-sheets each.  Besides, I'm usually taking a shower in the same time-frame.

We're only talking 14-days...
Title: Re: My neighbor just came home from several stores and Bouncy
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on March 09, 2020, 08:28:30 PM
Bread yeast, sugar a week or so and a few hours distilling the mash gets you 120-160 proof washable/drinkable Alcohol.
Mix it 70/30 with mineral oil/aloe/Jankum, whatever...then you have portable sanitizer and refreshment.
Paper products?  Sawdust, covfefe grinder and starch +talc will wipe even the softest of butts.

As for Pb and C6H7(NO2)3O5 + 3 H2O, easy peasy and just use any metallic chlorate and matchbook striker for primers.

..Or just go clubbing in the public like you DILLIGAF.
Title: Re: My neighbor just came home from several stores and Bouncy
Post by: Delmar on March 09, 2020, 09:06:25 PM
How many sheets in a "role"?

Damn, liberals are STUPID.

Another primitive made the same mistake.  Looks like Takket and gopiscrap are equally stupid.

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Response to gopiscrap (Reply #14)Sun Mar 8, 2020, 10:55 PM
Star Member Takket (10,995 posts)
22. so 1200 roles.......

2 people are probably going to go through a roll once every two days.... so 2400 days worth of TP. That's 6.5 years worth of TP

I don't think that's rational!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What are you going to do, stay home for 6.5 years?????? Virus or not you still need FOOD at some point.
Title: Re: My neighbor just came home from several stores and Bouncy
Post by: fatboy on March 10, 2020, 06:32:10 AM
A guess there is a run on toilet paper!
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: My neighbor just came home from several stores and Bouncy
Post by: GOP Congress on March 10, 2020, 08:52:47 AM
Sounds like they can go to Venezuela and corner the black market on TP. Who's gonna tell them first?