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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on March 09, 2020, 02:10:19 PM
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gopiscrap (20,021 posts)
My neighbor just came home from several stores and
bought 1200 roles of toilet paper and 4 cases of hand sanitizer
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213060840
Did you count the toliet paper or ask them how many they bought? :whatever:
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How many sheets in a "role"?
Damn, liberals are STUPID.
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gopiscrap (20,021 posts)
My neighbor just came home from several stores and
bought 1200 roles of toilet paper and 4 cases of hand sanitizer
Why?
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Why?
Damn preppers! Oh well I wisely invested in precious metals Brass/Lead so when needed I will just take the TP and hand sanitizer from the DUmmies.
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Why?
Evidently the coronavirus gives you the runs and eats all the soap in your house.
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1. How do you turn lead into gold or toilet paper, or food, or anything?
2. 1200 rolls? Just some quick back of the napkin math comes out to about $1200 if you buy it on sale.. and would take at least 2 8foot pickup to bring home.
3. zero bongs.
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gopiscrap (20,021 posts)
My neighbor just came home from several stores and
bought 1200 roles of toilet paper and 4 cases of hand sanitizer
Sounds like he is full of shit!
1. How do you turn lead into gold or toilet paper, or food, or anything?
By sending it through the air at about 3,00 FPS :naughty:
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They won't need the 1,200 "roles" of TP if they didn't buy any food.
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I self-calculate that I take about 330-shits a year, with about 35-days when I just don't need to.
With anywhere between 3-to-5 tear-offs of about 5-sheets each. Besides, I'm usually taking a shower in the same time-frame.
We're only talking 14-days...
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Bread yeast, sugar a week or so and a few hours distilling the mash gets you 120-160 proof washable/drinkable Alcohol.
Mix it 70/30 with mineral oil/aloe/Jankum, whatever...then you have portable sanitizer and refreshment.
Paper products? Sawdust, covfefe grinder and starch +talc will wipe even the softest of butts.
As for Pb and C6H7(NO2)3O5 + 3 H2O, easy peasy and just use any metallic chlorate and matchbook striker for primers.
..Or just go clubbing in the public like you DILLIGAF.
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How many sheets in a "role"?
Damn, liberals are STUPID.
Another primitive made the same mistake. Looks like Takket and gopiscrap are equally stupid.
Response to gopiscrap (Reply #14)Sun Mar 8, 2020, 10:55 PM
Star Member Takket (10,995 posts)
22. so 1200 roles.......
2 people are probably going to go through a roll once every two days.... so 2400 days worth of TP. That's 6.5 years worth of TP
I don't think that's rational!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What are you going to do, stay home for 6.5 years?????? Virus or not you still need FOOD at some point.
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A guess there is a run on toilet paper!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Sounds like they can go to Venezuela and corner the black market on TP. Who's gonna tell them first?