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Title: Just count the paper ballots... Kentuck
Post by: CC27 on February 04, 2020, 08:02:58 AM
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kentuck (95,853 posts)

 
Just count the paper ballots...

 
Make a record of it.

Call in the results.

Put them in the computer.

How difficult can that be?

Stop the horsetrading. It makes it impossible to get an accurate count. If only 3 or 4 people show up for a candidate, give him credit for those, even if it doesn't equal the 15% or whatever is required. When it is all totaled up, there would be a more accurate record.

But when one group can persuade a smaller group to vote with them, that doesn't create an accurate picture, in my opinion.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/1287472160

So many threads on paper ballots this morning. They must have their panties in a bunch.
Title: Re: Just count the paper ballots... Kentuck
Post by: SVPete on February 04, 2020, 08:16:43 AM
What are the Las Vegas odds that in 2001 and 2002 DU-folk were clamoring and howling demands for electronic voting?
Title: Re: Just count the paper ballots... Kentuck
Post by: ADsOutburst on February 04, 2020, 08:18:10 AM
Bwahahahahaha!

https://twitter.com/DavidWright_7/status/1224561796121534465

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In multiple precincts, callers said, caucus chairs did not know how to calculate the final math...
Title: Re: Just count the paper ballots... Kentuck
Post by: fatboy on February 04, 2020, 10:17:46 AM
Paper had been in the shredder for hours Captain!
 :-) :-) :-) :-)
Title: Re: Just count the paper ballots... Kentuck
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 04, 2020, 10:22:59 AM
Bwahahahahaha!

https://twitter.com/DavidWright_7/status/1224561796121534465
And they call conservatives credulous rubes.  Math apparently confuses liberals, since they've been teaching that 2+2=5 or potato in those fantastic "creative math" classes.

This is absolutely all on the DEMOCRAT PARTY, not the state of Iowa itself.  The Democrats corrupt everything they touch.
Title: Re: Just count the paper ballots... Kentuck
Post by: USA4ME on February 04, 2020, 11:15:21 AM
Uh.... Ken, you ignorant slut. They can't screw Crazy Uncle Bernie if they count the votes. Think for once, will ya?

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Title: Re: Just count the paper ballots... Kentuck
Post by: SVPete on February 04, 2020, 11:18:51 AM
Actually, the winner is known, :-) :

https://pjmedia.com/election/donald-trump-is-the-only-person-that-can-claim-a-very-big-victory-in-the-iowa-caucuses/ (https://pjmedia.com/election/donald-trump-is-the-only-person-that-can-claim-a-very-big-victory-in-the-iowa-caucuses/)

Trump: I'm the 'Only Person That Can Claim a Very Big Victory' in the Iowa Caucuses

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The Democrat Iowa caucuses literally could not have gone worse. I woke up at 7 a.m. ET on Tuesday still expecting to see some results, and yet there were none. President Trump responded to the catastrophe that was the Iowa caucuses Tuesday morning. “The Democrat Caucus is an unmitigated disaster,” he tweeted. ...
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“The only person that can claim a very big victory in Iowa last night is ‘Trump’,” the president added.
Title: Re: Just count the paper ballots... Kentuck
Post by: Wineslob on February 04, 2020, 12:34:41 PM
Chad, white courtesy telephone please...
Title: Re: Just count the paper ballots... Kentuck
Post by: Old n Grumpy on February 04, 2020, 01:25:48 PM
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In multiple precincts, callers said, caucus chairs did not know how to calculate the final math...

Mafamaticks can be very difficult. :loser: :loser: :loser:
Title: Re: Just count the paper ballots... Kentuck
Post by: ADsOutburst on February 04, 2020, 03:17:46 PM
I think this pretty well sums up the evening:

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ImpressionableThickBlobfish-small.gif)
Title: Re: Just count the paper ballots... Kentuck
Post by: 67 Rover on February 04, 2020, 03:41:27 PM
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kentuck (95,853 posts)

 
Just count the paper ballots...

 
Make a record of it.

Call in the results.

Put them in the computer.

How difficult can that be?

Stop the horsetrading. It makes it impossible to get an accurate count. If only 3 or 4 people show up for a candidate, give him credit for those, even if it doesn't equal the 15% or whatever is required. When it is all totaled up, there would be a more accurate record.

But when one group can persuade a smaller group to vote with them, that doesn't create an accurate picture, in my opinion.

All of your caucus are belong to us.  :-)
Title: Re: Just count the paper ballots... Kentuck
Post by: Old n Grumpy on February 04, 2020, 03:51:33 PM
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kentuck (95,853 posts)

 
Just count the paper ballots...

 
Make a record of it.

Call in the results.

Put them in the computer.

How difficult can that be?

If it was that simple even a democrat could do it!!

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CXVtm97fWDo/TE_J47izsjI/AAAAAAAABx4/YOZM8fHJrTs/s320/GEICO_Cavemen.jpg)