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Title: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: CC27 on December 18, 2019, 08:21:35 AM
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pamela (3,211 posts)


Merry Impeachment Day!

 
Before we commence with "the airing of the grievances" I want to express my gratitude to everyone here. I know this has felt hopeless at times, and still feels that way, but, this is a big win. It's a big ****ing deal!

None of this would have happened without the Great Blue Wave. History will remember the Resistance.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212793085

Lucy, get the football ready.
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: Texacon on December 18, 2019, 08:39:20 AM
It would be hilarious if the Dems defected and it doesn't pass.  Barring that, the number of Dems who vote against impeachment should be a lot of fun!

KC
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on December 18, 2019, 08:50:26 AM
It would be hilarious if the Dems defected and it doesn't pass.  Barring that, the number of Dems who vote against impeachment should be a lot of fun!

KC
Nancy has warned house members that anyone who votes against impeachment will receive no money from the DNC for their reelection in 2020.

Today will be remembered as the day that caused the democrats to lose the house.
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: Texacon on December 18, 2019, 08:55:27 AM
Nancy has warned house members that anyone who votes against impeachment will receive no money from the DNC for their reelection in 2020.

Today will be remembered as the day that caused the democrats to lose the house.


So extortion?  Quid pro quo?  Bribery?  What?!   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

KC
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: SVPete on December 18, 2019, 11:29:05 AM
They really do not understand the import of President Trump having egged on the Dems to commit this stupidity! :rotf:  :tongue:
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: jukin on December 18, 2019, 11:59:39 AM
We have to invent a new word for the hyper stupidness of the DUmp.  For they have surpassed any previous word that describes super stupid.
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 18, 2019, 03:53:40 PM
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pamela (3,211 posts)


Merry Impeachment Day!

 
Before we commence with "the airing of the grievances" I want to express my gratitude to everyone here. I know this has felt hopeless at times, and still feels that way, but, this is a big win. It's a big ****ing deal!

None of this would have happened without the Great Blue Wave. History will remember the Resistance.

So when does hillary get sworn in as President?
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: Ausonius on December 18, 2019, 05:42:22 PM
2020 will be our election of 1860.

Do we continue toward regaining freedom AGAINST The Deep State, freedom AGAINST The Unelected Bureaucrats, regaining the freedom designed by the Founders in the 1780's?

Or do we return to the trends of 2015, a trend toward The Surveillance State, The All-Embracing Freedom-Denying Nanny State, a United States of Death to infants, Death to Christianity, and Death to Truth?

Yes, impeachment may energize us, but see how it also energizes the DUmmies (Merry Impeachment Day!), who did beat us in 2018: a DEM complicit, Deep-State-oriented, status-quo-protecting RINO establishment helped them by NOT finding good candidates and NOT supporting good candidates in districts which could have and should have stayed Republican.

2020 will be 1860 all over again: whether it starts a Second Civil War, which some are fearing....who knows?
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 18, 2019, 06:24:56 PM
I need to get the Impeachment Tree out now.
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 18, 2019, 08:39:44 PM
I need to get the Impeachment Tree out now.
Mine's in the attic, next to the Fitzmas tree, the Chimpeachment decorations, some lovely Garland-mas, and my prized Mueller-mas statue.
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 18, 2019, 08:43:10 PM
2020 will be our election of 1860.

Do we continue toward regaining freedom AGAINST The Deep State, freedom AGAINST The Unelected Bureaucrats, regaining the freedom designed by the Founders in the 1780's?

Or do we return to the trends of 2015, a trend toward The Surveillance State, The All-Embracing Freedom-Denying Nanny State, a United States of Death to infants, Death to Christianity, and Death to Truth?

Yes, impeachment may energize us, but see how it also energizes the DUmmies (Merry Impeachment Day!), who did beat us in 2018: a DEM complicit, Deep-State-oriented, status-quo-protecting RINO establishment helped them by NOT finding good candidates and NOT supporting good candidates in districts which could have and should have stayed Republican.

2020 will be 1860 all over again: whether it starts a Second Civil War, which some are fearing....who knows?
Hopefully it won't be quite as similar as 1860.  First of all, most liberal Americans won't get off their smartphones and bother.

Additionally, I'm one who lives in a purple district that voted for Trump but our House seat flipped from red to blue.  Again next year, we'll be a pretty good bellwether.
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 18, 2019, 09:07:25 PM
Impeachmas is here!!!!   :yahoo: :yahoo:   

(https://thedailymixreport.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/animal-house.jpg)


I wonder how many dummies realize that there is pretty much zero chance of the senate convicting and the only real thing their masters have done is ensure their defeat in the next election?   :-)
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 18, 2019, 09:53:41 PM
Impeachmas is here!!!!   :yahoo: :yahoo:   

(https://thedailymixreport.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/animal-house.jpg)


I wonder how many dummies realize that there is pretty much zero chance of the senate convicting and the only real thing their masters have done is ensure their defeat in the next election?   :-)
But but but, Speaker Pelosi is playing Neptunian 97 million degree chess, and this will remove Orange Man from office!!! (DUmp thinking)
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: Zathras on December 18, 2019, 10:35:19 PM
Impeachmas is here!!!!   :yahoo: :yahoo:   

(https://thedailymixreport.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/animal-house.jpg)

I wonder how many dummies realize that there is pretty much zero chance of the senate convicting and the only real thing their masters have done is ensure their defeat in the next election?   :-)

And when the Senate dismisses the charges I'll be singing this....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5isHw02S0Cg
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: Ptarmigan on December 18, 2019, 10:37:06 PM
Mine's in the attic, next to the Fitzmas tree, the Chimpeachment decorations, some lovely Garland-mas, and my prized Mueller-mas statue.

Time to bring them out now.
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 19, 2019, 06:18:07 AM
So when does hillary get sworn in as President?

NEVER, ever, ever ,ever. Even with her new chipmunk cheeks. :lmao: :lmao: :-) :-) :rotf: :rotf: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: ChuckJ on December 19, 2019, 06:21:10 AM
I wonder how many Dummies woke up this morning surprised and devastated that President Trump is still President.
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: Karin on December 19, 2019, 09:45:47 AM
I read the main article about it over at yahoo.  There were 34,000 comments, and all I could find was pro-Trump ones.  Man, people are PISSED!!!
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: zeitgeist on December 19, 2019, 10:28:29 AM

So extortion?  Quid pro quo?  Bribery?  What?!   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

KC

"I'll go with Extortion Wink".  "Nice re-election campaign you got there, be a shame if someone ran against you with party money."   Knee Cap Nancy strikes again,  "Hating and Curb Stomping"  a stock and trade Democrat union goon play.
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 19, 2019, 11:35:22 AM
I read the main article about it over at yahoo.  There were 34,000 comments, and all I could find was pro-Trump ones.  Man, people are PISSED!!!
Millions Of Voices Cry Out In Terror As Liberals Wake Up And Realize Trump Is Still President (https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-of-voices-cry-out-in-terror-after-waking-up-and-realizing-trump-is-still-president)

An echo was heard across the land this morning from sea to shining sea as progressives woke up after celebrating Impeachment Day and learned that Trump is still the president.

High off their impeachment victory, liberals went to bed safe and secure in the knowledge that Trump was defeated, his evil vanquished from the land at last. But when they woke up, they realized that Trump was still the president of the country.

"I thought impeachment would instantly erase Trump from existence," said Pane Wyndough, a Portland antifa organizer. "Apparently, that's not how it works. Not only were the Founding Fathers racists, but they also planned the impeachment process specifically so that Trump would stay in office. They are complicit in his hate."

"It was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror," said Bill Pachinski, a farmer in Iowa. "I woke up to get started on a day's work. The rooster crowed. And then I heard a horrifying screeching sound creeping over the land, growing in volume. It started on the East Coast and slowly spread toward the West, with the loudest cries coming from New York and California."

The voices were suddenly silenced as Trump blew them all up with the Space Force's Death Star. While this does seem to be an impeachable offense, there's no one left to impeach him -- a true 4D chess masterstroke.

Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: Texacon on December 19, 2019, 12:18:20 PM
Millions Of Voices Cry Out In Terror As Liberals Wake Up And Realize Trump Is Still President (https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-of-voices-cry-out-in-terror-after-waking-up-and-realizing-trump-is-still-president)

An echo was heard across the land this morning from sea to shining sea as progressives woke up after celebrating Impeachment Day and learned that Trump is still the president.

High off their impeachment victory, liberals went to bed safe and secure in the knowledge that Trump was defeated, his evil vanquished from the land at last. But when they woke up, they realized that Trump was still the president of the country.

"I thought impeachment would instantly erase Trump from existence," said Pane Wyndough, a Portland antifa organizer. "Apparently, that's not how it works. Not only were the Founding Fathers racists, but they also planned the impeachment process specifically so that Trump would stay in office. They are complicit in his hate."

"It was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror," said Bill Pachinski, a farmer in Iowa. "I woke up to get started on a day's work. The rooster crowed. And then I heard a horrifying screeching sound creeping over the land, growing in volume. It started on the East Coast and slowly spread toward the West, with the loudest cries coming from New York and California."

The voices were suddenly silenced as Trump blew them all up with the Space Force's Death Star. While this does seem to be an impeachable offense, there's no one left to impeach him -- a true 4D chess masterstroke.


 :lmao:


I love that site!

KC
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: ADsOutburst on December 19, 2019, 02:15:12 PM
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History will remember the resistance.{/quote]
Their self-importance knows no bounds.

No, history will remember Trump's myriad successes, and the impeachment will be remembered as the democrats' feeble attempt to tear him down.

All dems have proven is how cutthroat, disingenuous, and hegemonic they are.
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 19, 2019, 03:10:55 PM
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History will remember the resistance.
Their self-importance knows no bounds.

No, history will remember Trump's myriad successes, and the impeachment will be remembered as the democrats' feeble attempt to tear him down.

All dems have proven is how cutthroat, disingenuous, and hegemonic they are.
Don't forget the pink vagina hats.
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 19, 2019, 09:03:03 PM
Well it seems San Fran Nan has decided NOT to send the articles to the senate.**  I guess President Trump will be the only president that got impeached (That's indicted for you dummies) and the articles (read true bill for you dummies) were never sent to the proper court of law (the senate for you dummies) cause it would get adjudicated in the favor of President Trump.

You liberals have made a mockery of the constitution. **** you and the dildo you rode in on.

**  https://thehill.com/homenews/house/475284-democrats-rally-behind-pelosi-on-delay-of-articles (https://thehill.com/homenews/house/475284-democrats-rally-behind-pelosi-on-delay-of-articles)

Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: YupItsMe on December 19, 2019, 09:08:31 PM
Nancy has warned house members that anyone who votes against impeachment will receive no money from the DNC for their reelection in 2020.

Today will be remembered as the day that caused the democrats to lose the house.

   Yeah, I'm looking forward to the 28 that voted yes for impeachment that come from districts that voted for Trump getting their asses handed to them in November.
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 19, 2019, 09:18:02 PM
   Yeah, I'm looking forward to the 28 that voted yes for impeachment that come from districts that voted for Trump getting their asses handed to them in November.
Mine is one of those.  May she enjoy running in our purple district for the next year.
Title: Re: Merry Impeachment Day!
Post by: SVPete on December 20, 2019, 07:39:07 AM
I'm hoping that Schifftyroo and Nadlerro attend lots of goodbye parties in December 2020 for Dem Reps who were ballot-box retired.