The Conservative Cave
Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: pjcomix on November 20, 2019, 12:10:13 PM
-
Congressman Eric Swalwell allegedly blasted the fart heard 'round the world this week. As a result there are already Swalwell fart conspiracy theories out there. One theory, as part of the Swalwell fart coverup, is that what we heard was actually a coffee cup scraping across a counter top at the MSNBC studio. H.A. Goodman even accused the interviewer, Chris Matthews of being the real perp as in what could be called the Grassy Knoll Blaster framing of innocent Eric Swalwell as Patsy theory.
As I began my own deep investigations into the truth behind the alleged Swalwell fart, I soon discovered that YouTube has an Audio Fart Library that contains a variety of rich melodic fart sounds as you will hear in this video.
Fart Sounds from the YouTube Audio Library:
"Fart Long through Door"
"Fart Toot"
"Human Fart"
"Long Fart"
"Wet Fart"
https://youtu.be/n1MfuDT1vwQ (https://youtu.be/n1MfuDT1vwQ)
-
Huge fan of the farting preacher if somebody isn't familiar with it yet
-
Huge fan of the farting preacher if somebody isn't familiar with it yet
I think that was a video involving Robert Tilton.
.
-
I think that was a video involving Robert Tilton.
.
Never bothered to find out, but you are correct.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P-JjaAh0NeU (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P-JjaAh0NeU)
-
He didn't do it, the big skid mark on his pants came from sliding down the banister. :thatsright: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: