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Title: Let's make some impeachment pie !
Post by: CC27 on November 14, 2019, 07:58:32 AM
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SummerSnow (12,384 posts)


Let's make some impeachment pie !

 
1/2 cup lies
1/4 cup deception
4-1/2 cups of corruption
3 tablespoons of bribery
1/4 teaspoon ground narcissism
1/4 teaspoon obstruction of justice
1/8 teaspoon of abuse of power
2 teaspoons denial
1 tablespoon malicious intent
3 scoops of Quid pro quo flavored icecream
1 pie crust made from recklessness

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212684484

That pie tastes like adam schiff.
Title: Re: Let's make some impeachment pie !
Post by: fatboy on November 14, 2019, 08:28:17 AM
A flop without the key ingredient: evidence.
Title: Re: Let's make some impeachment pie !
Post by: jukin on November 14, 2019, 10:13:38 AM
The DUches have moved from absolutely stupid to denying reality.  They all should be sent to mental institutions for 72 hour evaluation... which will lead to institutionalization.
Title: Re: Let's make some impeachment pie !
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on November 14, 2019, 12:53:15 PM
If the DUmmies want to make a pie, they should ask the DUmmie (Judy?) who wanted to open a pie shop with the brilliant business plan of allowing people to pay what they could afford.

(Throw back Thursday)
Title: Re: Let's make some impeachment pie !
Post by: zeitgeist on November 14, 2019, 04:37:34 PM
If the DUmmies want to make a pie, they should ask the DUmmie (Judy?) who wanted to open a pie shop with the brilliant business plan of allowing people to pay what they could afford.

(Throw back Thursday)

Was that Grasswire or something like that?  From Vermont maybe?  There are a eight million stories in the Naked DUmp, hers was probably one. 
Title: Re: Let's make some impeachment pie !
Post by: Karin on November 14, 2019, 06:20:01 PM
Not Grasswire, the DUmmie was from Oregon.  Real name Judy?  Also, certain population segments would get the pie free. 

Did the DUmmies notice at all that today was an incredibly slow news day?  Nobody in the MSM was talking about it much, not online or on TV.  That would be a cluebat that it was a stinkbomb.
Title: Re: Let's make some impeachment pie !
Post by: franksolich on November 14, 2019, 06:47:39 PM
Was that Grasswire or something like that?  From Vermont maybe?

Ah, yes, my old nemesis Judy, the grasswire primitive from near Portland, Oregon.

She wanted to  open a pie-and-jam shoppe, in which governmental employees would get free pie, while everybody else would have to pay for theirs.

Surely by now she's somewhere in her eighties.
Title: Re: Let's make some impeachment pie !
Post by: Karin on November 14, 2019, 07:13:01 PM
Oh that's right!  I was mixing up Grasswire with Greenbriar.  Wonder if she's still alive?  That business model was hilarious, I was running my own small business at the time.  With all the free stuff she would be giving out to gov't employees, and everybody else paying "what they could afford" would leave her  $50,000+ in the hole after expenses.
Title: Re: Let's make some impeachment pie !
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on November 14, 2019, 07:19:32 PM
>SummerSnow (12,384 posts) Let's make some impeachment pie !

Shaddup, I'll make my own sammich, one not fermented in a braveneck dirty sock.
Title: Re: Let's make some impeachment pie !
Post by: SVPete on November 14, 2019, 07:26:44 PM
So far DUpipo's "impeachment pie" seems to have come from a cow's hindquarters.
Title: Re: Let's make some impeachment pie !
Post by: Zathras on November 14, 2019, 10:16:39 PM
I heard those ingredients are 50% off at DNC Mart, your source for everything dishonorable in government.
Title: Re: Let's make some impeachment pie !
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 14, 2019, 10:47:15 PM
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SummerSnow (12,384 posts)


Let's make some impeachment pie !

 
1/2 cup lies
1/4 cup deception
4-1/2 cups of corruption
3 tablespoons of bribery
1/4 teaspoon ground narcissism
1/4 teaspoon obstruction of justice
1/8 teaspoon of abuse of power
2 teaspoons denial
1 tablespoon malicious intent
3 scoops of Quid pro quo flavored icecream
1 pie crust made from recklessness

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212684484

How does impeachment pie taste?
Title: Re: Let's make some impeachment pie !
Post by: Old n Grumpy on November 15, 2019, 06:44:40 AM
How does impeachment pie taste?

Most likely just like obama's shit sandwich. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: