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Title: Yogi Bear Fan Gets 15 Years For Meth Trafficking
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 31, 2019, 06:55:59 PM
Yogi Bear Fan Gets 15 Years For Meth Trafficking
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/yogi-bear-meth-case-492035

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OCTOBER 29--The drug courier who told a Montana state trooper that he had just come from Yellowstone National Park “where he was visiting Yogi Bear” has been sentenced to more than 15 years in federal prison for methamphetamine trafficking.

Manuel Paz Sanchez Jr., a 32-year-old California resident, received the stiff sentence during a hearing Thursday in U.S. District Court in Billings (where Sanchez had previously copped to a felony count of possession with intent to distribute meth).

Seen above, Sanchez was arrested in December 2017 after the rental car he was driving was pulled over by a Montana Highway Patrol trooper who spotted the car tailgating another vehicle on Interstate 90.

So, Yogi Bear gave him the meth.

What is Manuel Paz Sanchez Jr's DU name?
Title: Re: Yogi Bear Fan Gets 15 Years For Meth Trafficking
Post by: Zathras on October 31, 2019, 07:44:01 PM
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So, Yogi Bear gave him the meth.

Well, Yogi does claim to be smarter than the average bear and Jellystone park is rather large. In fact large enough that a "Smarter than the average bear" could have a meth lab hidden in a cave somewhere else in the park. Also Ranger Smith doesn't seem to be the smartest LEO around.

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What is Manuel Paz Sanchez Jr's DU name?

Boo Boo.
Title: Re: Yogi Bear Fan Gets 15 Years For Meth Trafficking
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 31, 2019, 09:49:22 PM
Well, Yogi does claim to be smarter than the average bear and Jellystone park is rather large. In fact large enough that a "Smarter than the average bear" could have a meth lab hidden in a cave somewhere else in the park. Also Ranger Smith doesn't seem to be the smartest LEO around.

Boo Boo.

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