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Title: Cha yells at old lady ,gets pat on the back
Post by: Houstonguy34 on October 11, 2019, 01:44:51 PM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212570241


Wow.. I was literally caught in the middle of a female Magat


 
outburst on the bus this evening!

First time.. so it was kinda special.. 

These two Filipino boys had helped carry my suitcase on the bus as it was loaded with provisions from Costco.. and I thanked them so much for helping me!

So the bus rolled and we were riding along and they were sitting across from me one seat up.. talking in their native language.. and all of a sudden this woman in the seat behind me yells out.. "SPEAK ENGLISH YOU'RE IN AMERICA NOW!!"

The guys said.. "sorry" Woman on bus.. "Yes you are sorry!"

I turned around and said.. "That's rude.." She said "Damn Right IT iS!"

I said.. "No you're being rude.. I don't care what language they're speaking.. that's their business.

She.. "No, they're Suppose to Be Speaking Proper English!!"

I said.. "Aloha.. that's Hawaiian!"

I told the boys.. "Sorry, she spoke to you that way."

They were so sweet.. I'm glad I was there. I got to yell at a MAGAT!!!
Title: Re: Cha yells at old lady ,gets pat on the back
Post by: Zathras on October 11, 2019, 02:07:05 PM
Only one saying comes to mind after reading that.

Cool story bro.

And of course the rest of the vermin at the DUmp swallow the fairy tale hook, line and sinker.

Edit: I'd like to apologize to any actual vermin that may read this post. It was cruel of me to compare you to the subhumans that inhabit Democrat Underground. You are better than they are and do not deserve to be insulted like that.
Title: Re: Cha yells at old lady ,gets pat on the back
Post by: jukin on October 11, 2019, 02:10:32 PM
Then the entire bus stood up and applauded me.  People of color close to me said you are why we think America still has a chance to survive.  When I got off the bus i passed a big bush and a cop jumped out at me.
Title: Re: Cha yells at old lady ,gets pat on the back
Post by: Old n Grumpy on October 11, 2019, 03:05:41 PM
Well, bless his heart. The world is now a better place because of his little stupid phony story.

And a group of dancing transvestites jumped out of the bushed singing Hello Dolly. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :loser: :loser: :loser:
Title: Re: Cha yells at old lady ,gets pat on the back
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 11, 2019, 05:09:57 PM
Who goes to Costco and takes a bus?  My trips fill the whole damn vehicle.  That's the reason I give this bouncy zero bongs.
Title: Re: Cha yells at old lady ,gets pat on the back
Post by: dutch508 on October 11, 2019, 05:18:20 PM
Who goes to Costco and takes a bus?  My trips fill the whole damn vehicle.  That's the reason I give this bouncy zero bongs.

Who shops with a suitcase?
Title: Re: Cha yells at old lady ,gets pat on the back
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 11, 2019, 07:16:03 PM
Who shops with a suitcase?

Ha! Good point, that part slipped by me.
Title: Re: Cha yells at old lady ,gets pat on the back
Post by: Boudicca on October 11, 2019, 07:44:04 PM
 :rofl: Holy shit!  I go away and you all let a 🐀in. 
Lunatic escaped from the Dump?
Title: Re: Cha yells at old lady ,gets pat on the back
Post by: USA4ME on October 11, 2019, 10:39:35 PM
I see Cha is not only stupid but also a bad liar.

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Title: Re: Cha yells at old lady ,gets pat on the back
Post by: SVPete on October 12, 2019, 08:35:46 AM
I see Cha is not only stupid but also a bad liar.
...

But knows the credulity of DUpipo.

If you're ever in HI, keep in mind that "Haole" is akin to the N-Word, and not in an affectionate or good-humored way.
Title: Re: Cha yells at old lady ,gets pat on the back
Post by: freedumb2003b on October 13, 2019, 12:49:59 PM
Who shops with a suitcase?

Homeless people.  I suspect it was The Dollar Store with the welfare EBT and the rest was equally am imagined.
Title: Re: Cha yells at old lady ,gets pat on the back
Post by: Old n Grumpy on October 13, 2019, 01:49:39 PM
Who goes to Costco and takes a bus?  My trips fill the whole damn vehicle.  That's the reason I give this bouncy zero bongs.

A broke ass dupipo, he went for the $1.50 hot dog and drink! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :-) :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

That's dining out for a basement dweller. :loser: :loser:
Title: Re: Cha yells at old lady ,gets pat on the back
Post by: Delmar on October 13, 2019, 04:20:38 PM
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Response to Cha (Original post)Fri Oct 11, 2019, 11:39 PM
BootinUp (37,358 posts)
126. You did a good thing

The MAGAt version of the 1ST Amendment is different than ours.

That is true.  We believe that the right also extends to people that disagree with us.
Title: Re: Cha yells at old lady ,gets pat on the back
Post by: SVPete on October 14, 2019, 07:40:32 AM
That is true.  We believe that the right also extends to people that disagree with us.

If something like this :bouncy: actually happened - which I thoroughly doubt - I think we must be a different species than DUpipo. When I saw p#$%y-hats out in public back in 2017 I thought the people wrong on that but had zero inclination to scream at them.