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Title: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 24, 2008, 11:24:51 PM
Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
The Ottawa Citizen
Published: Thursday, August 14, 2008

A fire ravaged a barn housing rabbits in Ottawa's south end late Tuesday night and early yesterday morning. Firefighters were called to 2118 Eighth Line Rd., south of Metcalfe, around 11:50 p.m. The barn was engulfed in flames upon arrival and 2,500 rabbits were lost in the blaze. The barn was also destroyed, with damage to the building estimated at $70,000. There is no estimate yet for damage to the livestock. Fourteen fire vehicles and about 50 firefighters were needed to douse the fire. No injuries were reported. The fire remains under investigation, but arson has been ruled out.

Short Article (http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/city/story.html?id=25d263d3-04cc-4c32-a574-89554349f7f4)

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THANK GOD FOR 2,500 DEAD BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!! IT SHOULD BE 25,000,000 DEAD BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!! HELL, IT SHOULD BE ALL DEAD BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS GOD'S ANGRY WRATH FOR PERSECUTING PTARMIGANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET THIS BE A REMINDER TO ALL BUNNIES THAT YOU WILL BE WIPED OUT FROM THIS PLANET BY GOD'S ANGRY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BIBLE CALLS FOR CAPITAL PUNISHMENT AGAINST ALL SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 :argh: :maddernhell: :foff: :angryvillagers: :redbird:
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: Jim on August 25, 2008, 09:44:24 AM
The fire remains under investigation, but arson has been ruled out.



you're getting better at this !   good !
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: Chris_ on August 25, 2008, 12:29:07 PM

THANK GOD FOR 2,500 DEAD BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!! IT SHOULD BE 25,000,000 DEAD BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!! HELL, IT SHOULD BE ALL DEAD BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS GOD'S ANGRY WRATH FOR PERSECUTING PTARMIGANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET THIS BE A REMINDER TO ALL BUNNIES THAT YOU WILL BE WIPED OUT FROM THIS PLANET BY GOD'S ANGRY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BIBLE CALLS FOR CAPITAL PUNISHMENT AGAINST ALL SODOMITE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 :argh: :maddernhell: :foff: :angryvillagers: :redbird:


Have you and Pastor Phelps been having tea again?  :rotf: :tongue: :rotf: :tongue: :rotf: :tongue: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: Rebel on August 25, 2008, 12:36:12 PM
Have you and Pastor Phelps been having tea again?  :rotf: :tongue: :rotf: :tongue: :rotf: :tongue: :fuelfire:

A lot of his relatives and kin folk got killed in the Great Bunny-Ptarmigan war. ......or some fantasied shit like that.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 25, 2008, 07:25:44 PM

Have you and Pastor Phelps been having tea again?  :rotf: :tongue: :rotf: :tongue: :rotf: :tongue: :fuelfire:

Nope. Phelps would lace it with cyanide.
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 25, 2008, 07:26:44 PM

A lot of his relatives and kin folk got killed in the Great Bunny-Ptarmigan war. ......or some fantasied shit like that.  :lmao:

The Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War is real. It happened about 10,000 years ago when the last Ice Age ended and continues on to this day.
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: dutch508 on August 25, 2008, 07:28:34 PM

A lot of his relatives and kin folk got killed in the Great Bunny-Ptarmigan war. ......or some fantasied shit like that.  :lmao:

The Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War is real. It happened about 10,000 years ago when the last Ice Age ended and continues on to this day.

The last seven decades have seen bunny victory after bunny victory, until the last of the feathered axis troops hold up in the 'Eagle's Nest'...
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 25, 2008, 07:31:29 PM
The last seven decades have seen bunny victory after bunny victory, until the last of the feathered axis troops hold up in the 'Eagle's Nest'...

The last seven decades will be their big downfall. God has duped bunnies into thinking it is all victories. They are cursed and doomed by God for eternity. God will punish all bunnies until they are extinct.
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: dutch508 on August 25, 2008, 07:38:40 PM
The last seven decades have seen bunny victory after bunny victory, until the last of the feathered axis troops hold up in the 'Eagle's Nest'...

The last seven decades will be their big downfall. God has duped bunnies into thinking it is all victories. They are cursed and doomed by God for eternity. God will punish all bunnies until they are extinct.

God is a Bunny.

Easter Bunny?

Jesus reborn on Easter?

Think it just happend?

Hmmmm?

ALL HAIL THE OMINOPOTENT LONG EARED RODENT!!!
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 25, 2008, 07:39:53 PM

God is a Bunny.

Easter Bunny?

Jesus reborn on Easter?

Think it just happend?

Hmmmm?

ALL HAIL THE OMINOPOTENT LONG EARED RODENT!!!

The bunnies have you duped into believing this. The bunnies are the spawn of Satan. And yes, God hates bunnies.
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: dutch508 on August 25, 2008, 07:48:30 PM
(http://www.ianhouse.com/dismuke_misc/storyland/storyland03.jpg)


This looks like satan? nope.

(http://pos-psych.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/easterbunny.jpg)

This? nope.

(http://www.blacklibrary.com/images/books_large/horus-heresy-collected.jpg)

This? Oh, hell yeah...

(http://www.egyptgiftshop.com/images/papyrus/paintings/horus3_large.jpg)
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 25, 2008, 07:57:29 PM
(http://www.ianhouse.com/dismuke_misc/storyland/storyland03.jpg)


This looks like satan? nope.

(http://pos-psych.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/easterbunny.jpg)

This? nope.

The Bible said Satan comes in all forms and in this case bunnies. The bunnies are going to eat your babies! Bugs Bunny has entered Hell. Hey Bugs, I hope you enjoy your stay in the dark bowels of HELL!!!!!!! I should make a plaque saying Bugs Bunny entered Hell.
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: dutch508 on August 25, 2008, 08:00:07 PM
(http://www.ianhouse.com/dismuke_misc/storyland/storyland03.jpg)


This looks like satan? nope.

(http://pos-psych.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/easterbunny.jpg)

This? nope.

The Bible said Satan comes in all forms and in this case bunnies. The bunnies are going to eat your babies! Bugs Bunny has entered Hell. Hey Bugs, I hope you enjoy your stay in the dark bowels of HELL!!!!!!! I should make a plaque saying Bugs Bunny entered Hell.


Easter Bunny.

Eggs.

Babies.

Babies come from eggs.

Eggs come frm the Easter Bunny.

God makes Babies.

God is the Easter Bunny.

Sorry. Logic wins.
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 25, 2008, 08:09:56 PM

Easter Bunny.

Eggs.

Babies.

Babies come from eggs.

Eggs come frm the Easter Bunny.

God makes Babies.

God is the Easter Bunny.

Sorry. Logic wins.


Easter Bunny is a sodomite thief who steals ptarmigan eggs and pass them as Easter eggs. God hates the Easter Bunny.
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: dutch508 on August 25, 2008, 08:12:10 PM
Birds have beaks

Beaks are made of horny like material.

The devil has horns.

Horny is temptation to sin

The devil "does" temptation.

Birds are the Devil.

Logic wins again.
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 25, 2008, 08:18:57 PM
Birds have beaks

Beaks are made of horny like material.

The devil has horns.

Horny is temptation to sin

The devil "does" temptation.

Birds are the Devil.

Logic wins again.

What Satan looks like in the Bible is just an artistic depiction. It's not in the Bible.
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: dutch508 on August 25, 2008, 08:22:42 PM
Birds have beaks

Beaks are made of horny like material.

The devil has horns.

Horny is temptation to sin

The devil "does" temptation.

Birds are the Devil.

Logic wins again.

What Satan looks like in the Bible is just an artistic depiction. It's not in the Bible.

That's what they said in the movie "The Birds".
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 25, 2008, 08:30:09 PM

That's what they said in the movie "The Birds".

Because Hollywood is run by the Bunnies. That's why you never see ptarmigans in movies and cartoons.
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: Gwitness on August 25, 2008, 10:15:56 PM
bring it......  http://triggerbunny.com/html/?cat=1&paged=2
Title: Re: Blaze destroys barn, results in rabbit deaths
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 25, 2008, 10:19:36 PM
bring it......  http://triggerbunny.com/html/?cat=1&paged=2

Those pictures are demoralizing. I hope God sends a tsnuami and hurricane to drown all the filthy bunnies to Hell.  :evillaugh: