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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dutch508 on July 18, 2019, 12:43:01 PM
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HipChick (23,056 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212291123
Dear ****ing Lunatic,
You are ****ing exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged, bloviating banshee larynx farts, I want to crawl up my own ass with a Union Jack and claim my sigmoid colon for HRH Queen Elizabeth II.
We are ****ing tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse.
You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat, and then you are seemingly wanting to marry the little ****er, How the **** does that help?
You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that.
You attempted — with evident ****ing glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance. Your best friend (you know that guy that you barely know) and you solicited children, yes children to participate in unconscionable Acts of depravity.
You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.
You endorse pedophiles, praise brutal dictators, and CONTINUE TO DEFEND LITERAL ****ING NAZIS! You continue to disparage an actual war hero and a man of integrity and virtue, but you, you vile yellow streaked coward were deferred because of bone spurs. BONE SPURS!
Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.
Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still ****ed. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?
Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC, McDonald’s, Burger King- HOLE until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say?
You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.
You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms.
Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. **** you, too.
Sincerely,
Everyone
#AnyoneButTrump2020
#RacistTrump
#RapistTrump
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:rotf: They got nothing...
Star Member Wellstone ruled (25,037 posts)
4. This is the same
drum beat Nixon used to get reelected,keep pounding the negative. Lee Attwater,Roger Stone,Roger Alies,and others who were campaign operatives racist and derogatory statements on Nixon's behalf.
Same crap is now in play.
Best economy
Best unemployment record
Best Best Best...
Star Member PJMcK (9,939 posts)
6. Thanks for posting this rant, HipChick!
Unfortunately, Trump can't read and no one would have the guts to read it to him.
DUmp version of "I know you are but what am I?"
Star Member Wounded Bear (29,183 posts)
8. Your opening sentence is the core of his strategy...
He wears us down.
:-)
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Star Member Wounded Bear (29,183 posts)
8. Your opening sentence is the core of his strategy...
He wears us down.
That's because of your obsession with him. Rent free, bitches! :ownit:
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I really feel bad for that DUmmy. To let her life be so clearly consumed with festering hatred towards the President, someone she has never personally met and knows nothing about beyond what the news tells her, is a really sad and unhealthy way to live.
I disliked Obama when he was president, sure, but I would never feel that kind of venom towards him, simply because I have my own life to live which revolves around a LOT more than just politics, and I'm trying to do good in it. For this DUmmy, in contrast, hatred of our president is all she has, all she knows. It really is sad.
"You endorse pedophiles, praise brutal dictators, and CONTINUE TO DEFEND LITERAL ****ING NAZIS!"
1. Your buddies on the Left constantly sing the praises of pedophiles, portray them as innocent victims of society's prejudice and bigotry, and seek to subtly de- stigmatize them via your constant attempts to sexualize America's children at increasingly younger ages.
2. Your hero Obama was constantly praising brutal dictators, and even bowing to them.
3. Your side believes every single person who disagrees with you on every subject is a "Literal ****ing Nazi." Never mind that most of the people you sling that term at have views that have almost nothing in common with the views of actual National Socialists. You sling the terms "Nazi" and "Racist" around so recklessly and define them so loosely that those terms have lots nearly all their meaning and gravity, just like you've done in the past with terms like "Obesity" and "Bullying."
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Hilarious!
They have no idea how happy reading that whiny screed makes me.
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Somebody seems a bit unhappy with the outcome of Miss Nancy's mismanaged clown-car of a publicity stunt. Maybe HipChick's nothingburger "needs seasoning".
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HipChick (23,056 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212291123
Dear ****ing Lunatic...
Umm...
Have you looked in a mirror recently, hon? (Bless your wee li'l heart...)
:loser: :stoner: :popcorn:
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Umm...
Have you looked in a mirror recently, hon? (Bless your wee li'l heart...)
:loser: :stoner: :popcorn:
How kind of you to be concerned about HipChick's cardiac health! :rotf:
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How kind of you to be concerned about HipChick's cardiac health! :rotf:
What can I say? The frothing at the mouth had me worried.
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The DUchebags butt hurt is manna to my soul.
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If hate were terminal she would have reached room temperature a long time ago.
it never ceases to amaze me how bitter and hateful they can be and to spend so much time & energy posting these rediculous screeds instead of enjoying life a little. :thatsright:
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Hilarious!
They have no idea how happy reading that whiny screed makes me.
The op is shooting to become an internet meme. That what ALL these screed nonsense writers want. They want to what they think are "words of brilliance" to go in history like that one "You are..." rant that makes its way around the internet emails every few years.
Except it just sounds like a 12 YO who learned his first cuss words and nothing more. Childish yelling from the corner we made him/her stand in.
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And these retards wonder why normal people mock and ridicule them... :rofl:
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Hey Hippie Chicken and any other visiting DUmmies,
Your ranting and raving like Banshee's brings joy to my heart. That means things in America are not going your leftist/socialist ways, but in the meanwhile you are more than welcome to leave this country if you think it's better somewhere else. Oh just in case you forgot,
Donald Trump is still the President of the United States :rotf: