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Title: two major holidays coming up for the primitives
Post by: franksolich on April 22, 2019, 04:18:02 PM
Mark your calendars, get your holiday shopping done.

April 30 marks the 15th anniversary of the beginning of the scam that rocked the internet.

May 12 marks the 14th anniversary of the advent of Fitzmas.

Tempus sure does fugit; it doesn't seem it was that long ago.

Good times, good times.



Title: Re: two major holidays coming up for the primitives
Post by: FlaGator on April 22, 2019, 04:36:16 PM
We just slid past Hitler's Birthday over the weekend.
Title: Re: two major holidays coming up for the primitives
Post by: SVPete on April 22, 2019, 05:45:26 PM
May Day is coming, too. And beyond that, one of DU-folks' several "How I Ostracized and Alienated My Family and Friends" holidays.
Title: Re: two major holidays coming up for the primitives
Post by: landofconfusion80 on April 22, 2019, 05:50:59 PM
Maybe there's a way to organize this into a hannukah format? So many wonderful demotard moments, none better than the next.
Title: Re: two major holidays coming up for the primitives
Post by: Muddling 2 on April 22, 2019, 06:48:26 PM
And then, on October 9 we get to celebrate Che Guevara's Death Day.

 :hyper:
Title: Re: two major holidays coming up for the primitives
Post by: I_B_Perky on April 22, 2019, 08:17:00 PM
Mark your calendars, get your holiday shopping done.

April 30 marks the 15th anniversary of the beginning of the scam that rocked the internet.

May 12 marks the 14th anniversary of the advent of Fitzmas.

Tempus sure does fugit; it doesn't seem it was that long ago.

Good times, good times.

Wow. Has it really been that long ago, Coach?  Seems like just a couple of years.
Title: Re: two major holidays coming up for the primitives
Post by: franksolich on April 22, 2019, 08:22:25 PM
Wow. Has it really been that long ago, Coach?  Seems like just a couple of years.

Yeah, it's hard to believe that if I'd had a kid born the same time the scam started, he'd be a sophomore in high school now.

Damn, and it's almost as if it happened yesterday.
Title: Re: two major holidays coming up for the primitives
Post by: BadCat on April 23, 2019, 07:46:46 AM
We should do something like an Advent Calendar, where you have all those little doors you can open.

Behind each one can be a steaming pile of shit.
Title: Re: two major holidays coming up for the primitives
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on April 23, 2019, 05:14:17 PM
We just passed one:
Earth Day. A day which was invented by a convicted murderer and whose purpose the Left has further twisted from a look at reasonable, common- sense ways that everyday people can help care for the environment, into an excuse for dirty hippies to howl incoherent excuses for poetry and for eco- hypocrites like Al Gore to give long- winded speeches about how global warming will kill us all unless everyone (Except themselves, of course) buries their car, becomes vegan, and goes back to living like the Flintstones.
And another one is coming up:
May Day, aka Worker's Solidarity Day. It's a day for repulsive, insane, drug- addled Communist and Anarchist scum to engage in what they euphemistically call "A series of autonomous direct actions using a diversity of tactics to promote social justice and raise awareness of the plight of the oppressed workers," but which normal people refer to as vandalism, violence, looting and rioting.
Title: Re: two major holidays coming up for the primitives
Post by: ChuckJ on April 23, 2019, 05:46:36 PM
We just passed one:
Earth Day. A day which was invented by a convicted murderer and whose purpose the Left has further twisted from a look at reasonable, common- sense ways that everyday people can help care for the environment, into an excuse for dirty hippies to howl incoherent excuses for poetry and for eco- hypocrites like Al Gore to give long- winded speeches about how global warming will kill us all unless everyone (Except themselves, of course) buries their car, becomes vegan, and goes back to living like the Flintstones.
And another one is coming up:
May Day, aka Worker's Solidarity Day. It's a day for repulsive, insane, drug- addled Communist and Anarchist scum to engage in what they euphemistically call "A series of autonomous direct actions using a diversity of tactics to promote social justice and raise awareness of the plight of the oppressed workers," but which normal people refer to as vandalism, violence, looting and rioting.

It's always amazed me how people pay Gore to jet around the world tell them that they should not be jetting around the world.
Title: Re: two major holidays coming up for the primitives
Post by: fatboy on April 23, 2019, 09:37:35 PM
Special for the DUmmies, Frank Sinatra sings "Have yourself a merry little fitzmas"

Title: Re: two major holidays coming up for the primitives
Post by: Muddling 2 on April 24, 2019, 02:27:48 PM
It's always amazed me how people pay Gore to jet around the world tell them that they should not be jetting around the world.

Well, if one pays proper homage to the Gods of the Marketplace and buys the appropriate "indulgences" one can be a complete hypocrite with regards to environmental issues.