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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BadCat on March 25, 2019, 11:09:27 AM

Title: CalPig has some competition
Post by: BadCat on March 25, 2019, 11:09:27 AM

And it's none other than liberal love child Beto O'Rourke....

Quote

I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.

Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.

Yeah moonbats, PLEASE run this guy for pres...CalPig could be his running mate!

https://www.citizenfreepress.com/breaking/beto-poem-is-beyond-belief-graphic/

Title: Re: CalPig has some competition
Post by: Delmar on March 25, 2019, 02:53:22 PM

Excellent post, my dear BadCat.  So good it makes my seed ache.

Title: Re: CalPig has some competition
Post by: Karin on March 25, 2019, 09:38:59 PM

 :rotf: :lmao: :rofl:

What the actual ****.

Title: Re: CalPig has some competition
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on March 26, 2019, 01:23:00 AM

>The Cow has risen, Provide Milk.

Oh my aching seed, it's starting to hurt...from where unto whom do I squirt?  The milkweed are dry, must we wait until Fall?

I see a tissue shortage being fabricated in the West, where even a hero gets a load in the chest.

Title: Re: CalPig has some competition
Post by: SVPete on March 26, 2019, 09:35:19 AM

Please, please, PLEASE! Assure me that is fake, not written by a serious candidate for the D Presidential nomination!