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Title: What Would Happen if Someone Killed Putin ?
Post by: CC27 on January 31, 2019, 08:20:42 AM
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JI7 (70,908 posts)


What Would Happen if Someone Killed Putin ?

 
What would happen if an American were to go to Russia and Kill Putin in Russia and they got away with it in enough time to get back to the US ?

I don't mean CIA or anyone working officially as part of the state.

But just a private individual ?

Are there laws where you would most likely be sent there or in some way have to be held accountable for it ?

Since he attacked our elections and continues to do so in additional to all the other shit he has done such as the poisonings in the UK could it be considered self defense ?

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100211752831

Someone report this to the KGB.  :whatever:
Title: Re: What Would Happen if Someone Killed Putin ?
Post by: USA4ME on January 31, 2019, 08:46:08 AM
I want to encourage all primitives to try.

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Title: Re: What Would Happen if Someone Killed Putin ?
Post by: DLR Pyro on January 31, 2019, 08:51:53 AM
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JI7 (70,908 posts)


What Would Happen if Someone Killed Putin ?

my first guess would be that he would be dead. 

next question...
Title: Re: What Would Happen if Someone Killed Putin ?
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 31, 2019, 09:06:53 AM
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former9thward (20,790 posts)

9. Many, many Americans go to Russia.

About 200,000 a year. They all survive. The OP is ridiculous but people visit Russia without any issues. I have been there twice and had a great time.
Nice brag DUmmie.
Title: Re: What Would Happen if Someone Killed Putin ?
Post by: SVPete on January 31, 2019, 09:49:58 AM
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JI7 (70,908 posts)

What Would Happen if Someone Killed Putin ?

What would happen if an American were to go to Russia and Kill Putin in Russia and they got away with it in enough time to get back to the US ?

Well, with bogeyman Putin gone, DUmoron-grade Progs would have to come up with a new Trump-Russia Collusion Fantasy scenario whereby Trump and ________ colluded to get Trump in the WH and ________ to get Putin's position of power. I'm sure DUmorons' favorite :stoner: dispensaries have sufficient stock for that exercise of delusional hallucination. I just needed proper caffeination to concoct my ludicrous scenario.
Title: Re: What Would Happen if Someone Killed Putin ?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 31, 2019, 09:53:23 AM
Considering how much the US interferes with foreign elections, which dwarfs any Russian trolling here, I don't think that's a rationale you want to pursue unless you want hit teams from all over the world showing up here and going after a whole lot of Executive and Legislative Branch officials and officeholders.
Title: Re: What Would Happen if Someone Killed Putin ?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 31, 2019, 11:15:23 AM
Well, with bogeyman Putin gone, DUmoron-grade Progs would have to come up with a new Trump-Russia Collusion Fantasy scenario whereby Trump and ________ colluded to get Trump in the WH and ________ to get Putin's position of power. I'm sure DUmorons' favorite :stoner: dispensaries have sufficient stock for that exercise of delusional hallucination. I just needed proper caffeination to concoct my ludicrous scenario.

Is there a Donald John Putin Jr. waiting in the wings over there? :rotf:
Title: Re: What Would Happen if Someone Killed Putin ?
Post by: DLR Pyro on January 31, 2019, 11:38:35 AM
Considering how much the US interferes with foreign elections, which dwarfs any Russian trolling here, I don't think that's a rationale you want to pursue unless you want hit teams from all over the world showing up here and going after a whole lot of Executive and Legislative Branch officials and officeholders.

Since we are on the subject of foreign nationals interfering with our elections, what do the DUmmies have to say about this revelation this past week?..

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About 95,000 people who are not U.S. citizens could be improperly registered to vote in Texas, and about 58,000 of those cast a ballot “in one or more Texas elections,” according to state officials.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/nearly-60-000-noncitizens-may-have-illegally-voted-in-texas-officials-say (https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/nearly-60-000-noncitizens-may-have-illegally-voted-in-texas-officials-say)

Title: Re: What Would Happen if Someone Killed Putin ?
Post by: FlaGator on January 31, 2019, 11:49:02 AM
Someone worse like Michelle Obama would take over and finally be in a country she could be proud of.
Title: Re: What Would Happen if Someone Killed Putin ?
Post by: Old n Grumpy on January 31, 2019, 02:25:45 PM
Email me for a ticket to Moscow and let me know how it turns out. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: