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Title: Wis. Couple Wins Lottery Four Times, Claims Formula
Post by: bijou on August 22, 2008, 10:51:36 AM
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MADISON, Wis. —  A woman and her accountant husband who claims he's developed a formula for lottery picks have each claimed $350,000 jackpots — twice.

Verlyn and Judith Adamson claimed two $350,000 jackpots on Monday because each held a winning ticket in the state SuperCash drawing last Saturday. They didn't mention at the time that they also held two more of the winning tickets.

They claimed those jackpots Thursday. All four were purchased at different locations, but with the same numbers and for the same drawing. Their winnings now amount to $1.4 million, or about $955,000 after taxes.

The Adamsons left a voice message on their phone saying they wouldn't have any public comment and referring any questions to their lawyer Scott Thompson.

Verlyn Adamson said earlier in the week that he's a big fan of math puzzles. He claims he developed a formula for lottery picks, but his winnings have been small until now.

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link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,408544,00.html)

Hey I have found a story about sensible people in Wisconsin! If this is you asdf can we all come over and celebrate?  :-)
Title: Re: Wis. Couple Wins Lottery Four Times, Claims Formula
Post by: asdf2231 on August 22, 2008, 11:00:24 AM
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MADISON, Wis. —  A woman and her accountant husband who claims he's developed a formula for lottery picks have each claimed $350,000 jackpots — twice.

Verlyn and Judith Adamson claimed two $350,000 jackpots on Monday because each held a winning ticket in the state SuperCash drawing last Saturday. They didn't mention at the time that they also held two more of the winning tickets.

They claimed those jackpots Thursday. All four were purchased at different locations, but with the same numbers and for the same drawing. Their winnings now amount to $1.4 million, or about $955,000 after taxes.

The Adamsons left a voice message on their phone saying they wouldn't have any public comment and referring any questions to their lawyer Scott Thompson.

Verlyn Adamson said earlier in the week that he's a big fan of math puzzles. He claims he developed a formula for lottery picks, but his winnings have been small until now.

...
link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,408544,00.html)

Hey I have found a story about sensible people in Wisconsin! If this is you asdf can we all come over and celebrate?  :-)

I'm sorry, did you say something?

I was busy stuffing duct tape, chloroform and a shotgun in my truck.

Mister Lottery Guy is going to be working for ME soon!

Then you'll pay... Oh yes! You'll ALL pay!!!!!

Title: Re: Wis. Couple Wins Lottery Four Times, Claims Formula
Post by: bijou on August 22, 2008, 04:00:22 PM
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MADISON, Wis. —  A woman and her accountant husband who claims he's developed a formula for lottery picks have each claimed $350,000 jackpots — twice.

Verlyn and Judith Adamson claimed two $350,000 jackpots on Monday because each held a winning ticket in the state SuperCash drawing last Saturday. They didn't mention at the time that they also held two more of the winning tickets.

They claimed those jackpots Thursday. All four were purchased at different locations, but with the same numbers and for the same drawing. Their winnings now amount to $1.4 million, or about $955,000 after taxes.

The Adamsons left a voice message on their phone saying they wouldn't have any public comment and referring any questions to their lawyer Scott Thompson.

Verlyn Adamson said earlier in the week that he's a big fan of math puzzles. He claims he developed a formula for lottery picks, but his winnings have been small until now.

...
link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,408544,00.html)

Hey I have found a story about sensible people in Wisconsin! If this is you asdf can we all come over and celebrate?  :-)

I'm sorry, did you say something?

I was busy stuffing duct tape, chloroform and a shotgun in my truck.

Mister Lottery Guy is going to be working for ME soon!

Then you'll pay... Oh yes! You'll ALL pay!!!!!


I'm sure that as long as we all benefit, a blind eye can be turned.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Wis. Couple Wins Lottery Four Times, Claims Formula
Post by: Thor on August 22, 2008, 04:01:23 PM
Imagine that, a Cheesehead actually figuring something out.  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Wis. Couple Wins Lottery Four Times, Claims Formula
Post by: asdf2231 on August 22, 2008, 07:38:53 PM
Imagine that, a Cheesehead actually figuring something out.  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Don't be dissing my state yo!

We produced not ONE but TWO ritualist canibal serial killers.  And deep fried cheese.

Title: Re: Wis. Couple Wins Lottery Four Times, Claims Formula
Post by: Miss Mia on August 22, 2008, 07:56:21 PM
Imagine that, a Cheesehead actually figuring something out.  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Don't be dissing my state yo!

We produced not ONE but TWO ritualist canibal serial killers.  And deep fried cheese.



 :rotf:
Title: Re: Wis. Couple Wins Lottery Four Times, Claims Formula
Post by: Splashdown on August 22, 2008, 08:43:49 PM
Imagine that, a Cheesehead actually figuring something out.  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Don't be dissing my state yo!

We produced not ONE but TWO ritualist canibal serial killers.  And deep fried cheese.



Don't forget Schlitz beer!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Wis. Couple Wins Lottery Four Times, Claims Formula
Post by: Lord Undies on August 22, 2008, 09:08:11 PM
The story doesn't tell you the Wisconsin lottery has only two numbers.
Title: Re: Wis. Couple Wins Lottery Four Times, Claims Formula
Post by: asdf2231 on August 22, 2008, 09:39:48 PM
The story doesn't tell you the Wisconsin lottery has only two numbers.

I'm SICK of this shit!

It's a perfectly GOOD lottery.

Yeah, okay, some of the "Better" states have lotteries with more numbers. BFD.

Once we learned to make the two numbers random it started making money!

And it only took us four years to figure THAT out I'll have you know.

Besides WE have DOCTOR Evermore's Forevertron!
http://www.folkart.org/mag/evermor/evermor.html

(http://dreamtimevillage.driftlessmedia.com/gallery/albums/Dr-Evermores-Forevertron/DSCN0511.sized.jpg)

So take THAT Deleware!
Title: Re: Wis. Couple Wins Lottery Four Times, Claims Formula
Post by: Lord Undies on August 22, 2008, 09:45:07 PM
"Wisconsin:  If it ain't cheese, it's art!"

Title: Re: Wis. Couple Wins Lottery Four Times, Claims Formula
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 23, 2008, 07:59:36 AM
....and for just 3 easy payments of $19.95 each they will gladly sell you the "secret formula".