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Title: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: BEG on August 22, 2008, 08:17:28 AM
I was all excited by the reviews of the Ped Egg here and my Mothers own glowing reviews. I told her that I had been looking for one for several days and I couldn't find one so one day she found me one and bought it for me.  I was so excited that I immediately opened the package. Oh sure at first I thought it was a wonder product.  My heels have been smooth ever since.  BUT...there is an evil side to this Ped Egg.  It can shave your knuckle right off your finger if it just so happens to get in the way.

Please note exhibit A below: It hurts...waahhhh   :bawl:

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/IMG_2809.jpg)


Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: asdf2231 on August 22, 2008, 08:26:07 AM
I feel compelled to post this:

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/Blogstuff/warning_label_grater_not_for_anus.jpg)

Sorry about your finger though!
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: BEG on August 22, 2008, 08:29:45 AM
I feel compelled to post this:

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/Blogstuff/warning_label_grater_not_for_anus.jpg)

Sorry about your finger though!

I swear I didn't put the ped egg in my anus.
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: asdf2231 on August 22, 2008, 08:36:42 AM
I swear I didn't put the ped egg in my anus.

You may need to make that your sigline because I have been laughing my butt off since I read it!  :rotf:
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: BEG on August 22, 2008, 08:45:11 AM
I swear I didn't put the ped egg in my anus.

You may need to make that your sigline because I have been laughing my butt off since I read it!  :rotf:

I laughed as I wrote it too.  LOL   :-)
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: debk on August 22, 2008, 09:12:16 AM
I swear I didn't put the ped egg in my anus.

You may need to make that your sigline because I have been laughing my butt off since I read it!  :rotf:

I laughed as I wrote it too.  LOL   :-)

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: BEG on August 22, 2008, 09:27:18 AM
I'm not even going to comment on anything in this thread.

But you did comment......come on, say something scandalous.
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: Miss Mia on August 22, 2008, 09:31:44 AM
I swear I didn't put the ped egg in my anus.


 :o :o :o


 :lmao: :lmao:


BTW, I got a Ped Egg after reading the reviews here, as did my boss and a few other people.  I love it.  I've never actually hurt myself with it either....
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: jendf on August 22, 2008, 10:10:16 AM
Ouch! That's why I refuse to buy one. It looks too painful and my feet are so ticklish to begin with. I'll just have to settle for less than perfect footsies.
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: mamacags on August 22, 2008, 10:11:32 AM
I have a friend on another board that didn't like hers!!!!  I think she got a defective one or something.  I am letting my heels get really nasty now so I can show a before and after picture for everyone. :-)
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: Miss Mia on August 22, 2008, 10:19:12 AM
Ouch! That's why I refuse to buy one. It looks too painful and my feet are so ticklish to begin with. I'll just have to settle for less than perfect footsies.


It doesn't hurt at all Jen!  And I'm very ticklish as well and it doesn't bother me at all.  :)
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: BEG on August 22, 2008, 11:15:13 AM
Ouch! That's why I refuse to buy one. It looks too painful and my feet are so ticklish to begin with. I'll just have to settle for less than perfect footsies.


It doesn't hurt at all Jen!  And I'm very ticklish as well and it doesn't bother me at all.  :)

It hurts like a bitch though when you lose a knuckle. 
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: Thor on August 22, 2008, 11:43:03 AM
Ped Eggs are available at your local Sears store.

In a side note, my heels got really nasty and started to split. I guess it was because I used to go barefoot a lot. The cracks went deep down. I just grabbed my belt sander with a 100 grit sandpaper on it and got busy. That worked quite well. As with ANY object that removes material, one MUST exercise some caution!!! BEG, you want me to get you some gloves for the next time you use that Ped Egg ??
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: Servonaut on August 22, 2008, 02:24:10 PM
What the hell is a Ped Egg ?

on edit:

Sorry about the boo boo BEG  :(
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: Chris_ on August 22, 2008, 02:28:39 PM
What the hell is a Ped Egg ?



It's a device for filing off the calluses on yer feet.  KInda like a pedicure.

They called it a Ped-Egg, because calling it a Pedi-File didn't test well with the marketing groups.
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: Servonaut on August 22, 2008, 02:30:35 PM
What the hell is a Ped Egg ?



It's a device for filing off the calluses on yer feet.  KInda like a pedicure.

They called it a Ped-Egg, because calling it a Pedi-File didn't test well with the marketing groups.

That's what a Dremel is for.  :-)
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: Splashdown on August 22, 2008, 02:31:21 PM
Ped Eggs are available at your local Sears store.

In a side note, my heels got really nasty and started to split. I guess it was because I used to go barefoot a lot. The cracks went deep down. I just grabbed my belt sander with a 100 grit sandpaper on it and got busy. That worked quite well. As with ANY object that removes material, one MUST exercise some caution!!! BEG, you want me to get you some gloves for the next time you use that Ped Egg ??

Maybe something like these?

(http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00cveaTzOCYtlhM/Welding-Gloves-370-.jpg)
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: RobJohnson on August 22, 2008, 02:33:32 PM
What the hell is a Ped Egg ?



It's a device for filing off the calluses on yer feet.  KInda like a pedicure.

They called it a Ped-Egg, because calling it a Pedi-File didn't test well with the marketing groups.

That's what a Dremel is for.  :-)

I knew a group of foot doctors that had Dremels on the desk!

Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: mamacags on August 22, 2008, 02:36:58 PM
I know that when you get old and get those gross toe nails the foot doc has to use a dremel to grind them down.
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: Servonaut on August 22, 2008, 02:43:19 PM
I know that when you get old and get those gross toe nails the foot doc has to use a dremel to grind them down.


Hey! I'm not old! 

I'll be 45 next month.  :innocent:
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: Miss Mia on August 22, 2008, 02:57:20 PM
I know that when you get old and get those gross toe nails the foot doc has to use a dremel to grind them down.


There's a lady at work that has nasty finger and toe nails.  She wore sandals the other day and I couldn't stop staring at her toe nails.  I think I threw up a little in my mouth.  *shiver*

She has fake nails on her fingers, but you can still see they're way thicker than they're supposed to be.   *shiver*
Title: Re: Public Service announcement....Ped Egg
Post by: PatriotGame on August 22, 2008, 03:05:31 PM
I feel compelled to post this:

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/Blogstuff/warning_label_grater_not_for_anus.jpg)

Sorry about your finger though!

Well shit!
You just ruined my weekend!
/DUmmy Mopual