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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on October 15, 2018, 09:33:27 AM

Title: Omaha Steve & Co. discuss Fauxahontas
Post by: franksolich on October 15, 2018, 09:33:27 AM
https://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/elizabeth-warren-releases-dna-test-results/

Actually, while it's his forum, the big guy himself, along with gnomish Dave, who also has his own forum, has been missing in action since September 25, more than two weeks ago.

Give these guys forums, and then they don't use them.

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CalGoldenBear (2251 posts)    October 15, 2018 at 5:38 am

“Elizabeth Warren Releases DNA Test Results”

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/elizabeth-warren-dna-test-results_us_5bc4648ce4b040bb4e840fd6

The test confirms that Sen. Warren IS part-American Indian.  So stick it in your ears, you two xenophobic European newbies to America , Der Donald and Stephen Miller.  Two ignorant jackasses.

Well, whatever.  At least 1/512th is more Native American DNA than whatever Samoan DNA franksolich has.

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djean111 (7703 posts)    (Reply to original post)   October 15, 2018 at 6:00 am

2. That also applies to the ****ing HILLBOTS who posted that photo-shop of

Warren with war paint added to her face – you know, back when they thought Warren might run for the nomination that their queen was entitled to be awarded. 

My position was always that if your family has always told you something like that, why would you not believe it?  Maybe today’s kids Google everything they are told about their families, but there was a time when you just accepted family lore.

So, yeah, they can stick that in their ears – or any other orifices.  Not a huge Warren fan, but good for the DNA results.

Well, if one's satisfied with 1/512th, I guess I can't object, although one's hardly impressed.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve & Co. discuss Fauxahontas
Post by: YupItsMe on October 15, 2018, 09:44:50 AM
Gosh the motto on my Clan Crest reads "Royal is My Blood"  I guess I should probably get red carpet treatment everywhere I go. 
Title: Re: Omaha Steve & Co. discuss Fauxahontas
Post by: Big Dog on October 15, 2018, 09:49:17 AM
I sense a campaign slogan on the way: 

"We wuz kangs Indian princesses an' shit."
Title: Re: Omaha Steve & Co. discuss Fauxahontas
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on October 15, 2018, 09:52:09 AM
It's actually 1/1024th. (https://twitter.com/SteveGuest/status/1051838194843553792)
Title: Re: Omaha Steve & Co. discuss Fauxahontas
Post by: miskie on October 15, 2018, 09:53:33 AM
That makes her at the least 96.875% cracka-azz honkey. -assuming the minimum 1/32nd holds true.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve & Co. discuss Fauxahontas
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 15, 2018, 09:56:35 AM
That's much lower than the amount of Neanderthal DNA that people of European extraction have.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve & Co. discuss Fauxahontas
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on October 15, 2018, 10:40:00 AM
I sense a campaign slogan on the way: 

"We wuz kangs Indian princesses an' shit."
It's actually 1/1024th. (https://twitter.com/SteveGuest/status/1051838194843553792)

Probably even less than that:
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Also: "To make up for the dearth of Native American DNA, Bustamante used samples from Mexico, Peru, and Colombia to stand in for Native American"
Title: Re: Omaha Steve & Co. discuss Fauxahontas
Post by: SVPete on October 15, 2018, 11:16:02 AM
So, maybe she had a great-great-great-grandparent who was an Indian ... or maybe a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparent? OK, she's Traceyhaha instead of Fauxcahontas.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve & Co. discuss Fauxahontas
Post by: docstew on October 15, 2018, 12:13:33 PM
It's actually 1/1024th. (https://twitter.com/SteveGuest/status/1051838194843553792)

So, under federal law, in order to claim Native derivation, you have to be accepted by a tribe, yes?

How many tribes have their threshold for acceptance at .0875%?
Title: Re: Omaha Steve & Co. discuss Fauxahontas
Post by: jukin on October 15, 2018, 12:27:09 PM
1. Picohontas is running for POTUS (picohontas was shaelessly stolen from a Moron at AoS place).

2. Is this what a winning party would be doing at this stage in the midterms?

3. Trump retorts to question from reportard that Picohontas has released ANALYSIS of DNA test (not the DNA test) says "Who cares."


Damn I love our president!
Title: Re: Omaha Steve & Co. discuss Fauxahontas
Post by: Wingnut on October 15, 2018, 02:45:09 PM
 A cigar store Indian is more Native American than Liawatha.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve & Co. discuss Fauxahontas
Post by: Mary Ann on October 15, 2018, 02:58:36 PM
That's much lower than the amount of Neanderthal DNA that people of European extraction have.

My son had his DNA tested, and discovered that he is part Neanderthal.

I told him it comes from his father's side of the family.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve & Co. discuss Fauxahontas
Post by: SVPete on October 15, 2018, 03:01:55 PM
If Traceyhaha is only 1/1024 native American she should apply for a Green Card.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve & Co. discuss Fauxahontas
Post by: ADsOutburst on October 15, 2018, 03:46:53 PM
Apparently, the study she's using to back her claims 1) didn't use actual native American DNA, and 2) concluded there was a high probability that she had a native ancestor 6-10 generations ago.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve & Co. discuss Fauxahontas
Post by: Old n Grumpy on October 15, 2018, 04:13:10 PM
Rumor has it she got the 1/512 because Chief Sitting bull pissed on her great great grand fathers leg. :-) :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

What a wanker :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Omaha Steve & Co. discuss Fauxahontas
Post by: landofconfusion80 on October 15, 2018, 04:58:52 PM
Her tribe has effectively disavowed her:

www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/cherokee-nation-issues-statement-on-sen-elizabeth-warren-s-dna-test-results (http://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/cherokee-nation-issues-statement-on-sen-elizabeth-warren-s-dna-test-results)
Title: Re: Omaha Steve & Co. discuss Fauxahontas
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on October 16, 2018, 05:06:34 PM
Apparently, the study she's using to back her claims 1) didn't use actual native American DNA, and 2) concluded there was a high probability that she had a native ancestor 6-10 generations ago.

She had a native ancestor 6-10 generations ago using South American DNA. No Native American DNA was used as a control in her test.
Title: Re: Omaha Steve & Co. discuss Fauxahontas
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on October 16, 2018, 08:01:55 PM
> It's actually 1/1024th.

I've written byte parity correction code that considered such freakishness as noise on the line.

FalkAloreBonus can try being a knot hole on a tree and hope for some action.