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Title: MineralMan wants to poke REPUBLICANS in the butt literally
Post by: Houstonguy34 on October 08, 2018, 01:53:04 PM: This guy is something else lol

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211255463

Star Member MineralMan (111,861 posts)

I'm convinced that a new technology, "Artificial Senseless Stupidity," is virally

taking over the minds of elected officials in this country. Created by Russians and assorted nincompoops cooperating with them, they have somehow installed the code for "ASS" into every last Republican in America. We're being subjected to "ASS thinking" on every issue. It gives new meaning to the phrase, "The Law is an ASS."

There is no cure for ASS. There is no anti-ASS vaccine. We are all doomed to a world run by ASS-infected morons, it seems.
Title: Re: MineralMan wants to poke REPUBLICANS in the butt literally
Post by: Wineslob on October 08, 2018, 02:13:03 PM: Yes Mineralman, you haz ASS.
Title: Re: MineralMan wants to poke REPUBLICANS in the butt literally
Post by: SVPete on October 08, 2018, 02:24:39 PM: That was so boozy I'm surprised his keyboard didn't slur his words.

BTW, I wonder whether MM realized that, "The Law is an ASS," was spoken by the aptly named Dickens character "Mr. Bumble" when he was trying to weasel out of having been complicit in a conspiracy to defraud "Oliver Twist" of his heritage and inheritance.
Title: Re: MineralMan wants to poke REPUBLICANS in the butt literally
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 08, 2018, 04:03:36 PM: Bottom Line: MM doesn't like living in a world where he can be outvoted by another party.
When a Rat loses an election, he wants to change the rules.
Title: Re: MineralMan wants to poke REPUBLICANS in the butt literally
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 08, 2018, 06:34:23 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 08, 2018, 04:03:36 PM
Bottom Line: MM doesn't like living in a world where he can be outvoted by another party.
When a Rat loses an election, he wants to change the rules.

THIS.
Title: Re: MineralMan wants to poke REPUBLICANS in the butt literally
Post by: TheShoe on October 08, 2018, 08:00:20 PM: Pastor Ted might like that.
Title: Re: MineralMan wants to poke REPUBLICANS in the butt literally
Post by: Maverick1987 on October 08, 2018, 09:10:41 PM: Quote from: TheShoe on October 08, 2018, 08:00:20 PM
Pastor Ted might like that.

Bitch-slapped
Title: Re: MineralMan wants to poke REPUBLICANS in the butt literally
Post by: Maverick1987 on October 08, 2018, 09:16:16 PM: Speaking of poking people in the ass, isn't ColesCountyDem one of MM's buddies?

CCD must be locked up again, I haven't seen him post at DU for quite some time
Title: Re: MineralMan wants to poke REPUBLICANS in the butt literally
Post by: landofconfusion80 on October 09, 2018, 02:04:39 AM: Quote from: Maverick1987 on October 08, 2018, 09:16:16 PM
Speaking of poking people in the ass, isn't ColesCountyDem one of MM's buddies?

CCD must be locked up again, I haven't seen him post at DU for quite some time
Court order to stay off the internet?
Title: Re: MineralMan wants to poke REPUBLICANS in the butt literally
Post by: 67 Rover on October 09, 2018, 06:10:13 AM: Quote from: landofconfusion80 on October 09, 2018, 02:04:39 AM
Court order to stay off the internet?

Didn't stop him before.
Title: Re: MineralMan wants to poke REPUBLICANS in the butt literally
Post by: landofconfusion80 on October 09, 2018, 07:44:32 AM: Quote from: 67 Rover on October 09, 2018, 06:10:13 AM
Didn't stop him before.
Seemed to recall that. A higher percentage at the dump than the general population are supposed to be off it but still manage to find their way back to the computer lab at the library
Title: Re: MineralMan wants to poke REPUBLICANS in the butt literally
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on October 09, 2018, 08:31:53 AM: Quote from: SVPete on October 08, 2018, 02:24:39 PM
That was so boozy I'm surprised his keyboard didn't slur his words.

BTW, I wonder whether MM realized that, "The Law is an ASS," was spoken by the aptly named Dickens character "Mr. Bumble" when he was trying to weasel out of having been complicit in a conspiracy to defraud "Oliver Twist" of his heritage and inheritance.
Seems like MM would approve of Mr. Bumble's attempt to steal and then spread the inherited wealth of a rich family.