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Title: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 06, 2018, 05:00:42 PM
Almost at as full mast as 11/8 & 11/9/16.

Yeah, a gloating post.  The past few weeks have been an absolute waste of time to the American taxpayer.  Dr. Blasey Ford will be completely forgotten by the left.  Perhaps this may completely energize the Republican base more than Democrats.  It shall be determined in a month.

Regardless...to all libs, DUmmies and media:

 :nelson: :nelson: :nelson: :nelson:
Title: Re: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: Old n Grumpy on October 06, 2018, 05:58:10 PM
The dems are riding their ford into another defeat. They showed just how low and sleazy they are and hopefully it will open a lot of peoples eyes to get out and vote this mid term.

Trump is still president and hilliary is not

Kavanaugh is on the Supreme Court and ford is still a lying loser.
Title: Re: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: DUmpDiver on October 06, 2018, 05:59:17 PM
I just broke out the windshield on my car. DAMN!
Title: Re: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: ADsOutburst on October 06, 2018, 06:02:47 PM
Perhaps this may completely energize the Republican base more than Democrats.  It shall be determined in a month.
It had better energize republicans. People make a big deal about how the democrats will continue this shit as long as their tactics work. Well, they didn't quite work this time, but November is a grade A opportunity to punish them.
Title: Re: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 06, 2018, 08:45:27 PM
My schadenboner is so hard...

...DARPA is studying it to penetrate next-gen Chinese tank armor.
Title: Re: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: Delmar on October 06, 2018, 09:20:38 PM
Last Saturday:
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Sat Sep 29, 2018, 11:30 PM
Star Member appalachiablue (17,733 posts)

Now, SNL- MATT DAMON, Kavanaugh Hearing,*VIDEO On Frontpage


NBC TV. OMG, righteous, funny rant!
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211213046

This Saturday:
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Sat Oct 6, 2018, 07:21 PM
donkeypoofed (893 posts)

Don't think even SNL can make me laugh tonight


Their takedown of Drunky-Drunk's Senate statement was simply awesome! Matt Damon was fantastic.

I do not think there's anything that can make this travesty amusing or can make me smile tonight.

It must be tough to write.SNL these days,on some of the days anyways.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211246910

That's life that's what all the people say.  You're riding high in April, shot down in May.

This primitive donkeypoofter is depressed and the only prescription is to binge watch episodes of the hit TV show The West Wing--where the leftists always win.
Title: Re: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 06, 2018, 10:36:19 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/pT2VwG8L/x_T626_Q1.png)
Title: Re: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on October 07, 2018, 07:00:28 AM
Exactly right. Kavanaugh was supposed to wilt under the pressure and drop out ala Herman Cain. The fact that he stood tall and refused to quit wasn't what the socialists were counting on so you could see the escalation of allegations as the process went on:

1) Groping
2) Attempted Sexual Assault
3) Sexual Assault
4) Attempted Rape
5) Rape and Attempted Murder (paraphrase: he had his hand over my mouth. I thought I was gonna die)
6) Gang Rape
7) Ran his own Gang Rape gang
8) Drinker
9) Drank till he blacked out
10) Drank until he got violent
11) Threw ice cubes

With each allegation the dems got more and more desperate since Kavanaugh was supposed to step down after number 2 above. He didn't. He fought and had a President who had his back.

The dems are not used to having someone fight back. Their desperation showed and the American people noticed.
Title: Re: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: SVPete on October 07, 2018, 09:29:59 AM
If the Ds thought Kavanaugh would drop out like Cain did, they missed how differently situated they were. Dropping out cost Cain nothing (except NOT having a lot of headaches and maybe legal expenses). Had Kavanaugh dropped out, he would have lost everything: he would have been hounded off the DC Circuit Court of Appeals; his law license would have been attacked; his family.

IOW, the Ds failed to realize that the Anita Hill Strategy is not one-size-fits-all.
Title: Re: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: jukin on October 07, 2018, 03:39:43 PM
My schadenboner became sentient at 5:00 EST and as of now has a 5 minute radio delay when I try to contact it.
Title: Re: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: I_B_Perky on October 07, 2018, 09:23:52 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/pT2VwG8L/x_T626_Q1.png)

 :lol: :lol:

I used to love Ramirez cartoons back when I subscribed the Investors Business Daily.  The man is a genius.
Title: Re: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 08, 2018, 08:07:17 AM
Schadenboner has been turned up to 11.
Title: Re: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: Muddling 2 on October 08, 2018, 08:17:43 AM
If it lasts more than 4 hours................................................GOOD JOB!

 :rofl:
Title: Re: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on October 08, 2018, 08:50:46 AM
I just broke out the windshield on my car. DAMN!
You can get into a car? In order to go anywhere I needed to buy a pickup truck and hire a driver so I could lay in the bed on my back. It works well except for going under low bridges and into parking garages.
Title: Re: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: SVPete on October 08, 2018, 09:01:02 AM
If it lasts more than 4 hours................................................GOOD JOB!

 :rofl:

Lasting more than 4 weeks is looking possible.

What are 2018's best schadenboner Halloween costumes?
Title: Re: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: miskie on October 08, 2018, 09:42:11 AM
My shadenboner has generated so much heat and pressure, that it has spontaneously started a cold fusion reaction. Liberals have actually succeeded in solving the world’s energy problem, just not how they intended .
Title: Re: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: landofconfusion80 on October 08, 2018, 11:39:45 AM
You can get into a car? In order to go anywhere I needed to buy a pickup truck and hire a driver so I could lay in the bed on my back. It works well except for going under low bridges and into parking garages.
Overhead power lines are especially kinky
Title: Re: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: VelvetElvis on October 08, 2018, 01:54:38 PM
Patiently waiting for my schadenboner to subside has proved to be a strategy doomed to failure, as PDT continues to WIN in an attempt to see if we all get tired of it.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to apologize to the Russkies for my schadenboner putting that hole in their space station.
Title: Re: 10/6/18 Schadenboner status check
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 08, 2018, 06:25:27 PM
Lasting more than 4 weeks is looking possible.

What are 2018's best schadenboner Halloween costumes?

Probably that Russian Satan-2 ICBM. :whistling: