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Title: What in the wide world of sports?
Post by: Delmar on September 03, 2018, 11:53:30 AM
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Mon Sep 3, 2018, 11:09 AM
Star Member left-of-center2012 (12,588 posts)

What is wrong with me?


The other day I was sitting on a bench near the entrance of the store,
waiting for my ride home.

There were several other benches, with other people sitting for their own reasons.

Suddenly I reached out into the air with the forefinger and thumb of my right hand,
snatching something and bringing it close to my face for a look
before popping it into my mouth.

They all seemed to be watching me, so I said
“I only eat the orange ones”.

My ride arrived, and I left.

P.S.
In reality, I snatched nothing and ate nothing.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)Mon Sep 3, 2018, 11:33 AM
notdarkyet (1,398 posts)
3. I've been wondering whats wrong with me. Five days ago I had a head on crash. I was driving the

Wrong way on a one way street. I totaled my car and hurt myself and the other driver and car. I have never had a ticket or accident. I am in my sixties. I had flown all day from oregon to home. I had just got into town when this happened. I remember nothing from the whole day, traveling, flying driving, the crash. Nothing. Something is wrong with me , but I don’t know what
Title: Re: What in the wide world of sports?
Post by: SVPete on September 03, 2018, 12:42:08 PM
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Mon Sep 3, 2018, 11:09 AM
Star Member left-of-center2012 (12,588 posts)

What is wrong with me?

Well, you could start by not mixing LSD in your :stoner: .

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notdarkyet (1,398 posts)
3. I've been wondering whats wrong with me. Five days ago I had a head on crash. I was driving the

Wrong way on a one way street. I totaled my car and hurt myself and the other driver and car. I have never had a ticket or accident. I am in my sixties. I had flown all day from oregon to home. I had just got into town when this happened. I remember nothing from the whole day, traveling, flying driving, the crash. Nothing. Something is wrong with me , but I don’t know what

It's time to move into an Assisted Living facility, possibly one for dementia patients.

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Title: Re: What in the wide world of sports?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 03, 2018, 12:47:55 PM
Pete, Pete, Pete . . . The problem is nothing a 230-grain full metal jacketed 'pill,' applied to the side of the skull at 800 fps or so, wouldn't solve. :whistling:
Title: Re: What in the wide world of sports?
Post by: USA4ME on September 04, 2018, 06:50:28 AM
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left-of-center2012

What isn't wrong with me?

Fixed. And much, much shorter answer.

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Title: Re: What in the wide world of sports?
Post by: VelvetElvis on September 04, 2018, 12:41:32 PM
Pete, Pete, Pete . . . The problem is nothing a 230-grain full metal jacketed 'pill,' applied to the side of the skull at 800 fps or so, wouldn't solve. :whistling:
Excellent prescription, Dr.BSS!
 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: What in the wide world of sports?
Post by: Wineslob on September 04, 2018, 12:55:21 PM
The Dump  in a   nut....................................shell.
Title: Re: What in the wide world of sports?
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 04, 2018, 07:20:08 PM
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Mon Sep 3, 2018, 11:09 AM
Star Member left-of-center2012 (12,588 posts)

What is wrong with me?


The other day I was sitting on a bench near the entrance of the store,
waiting for my ride home.

There were several other benches, with other people sitting for their own reasons.

Suddenly I reached out into the air with the forefinger and thumb of my right hand,
snatching something and bringing it close to my face for a look
before popping it into my mouth.

They all seemed to be watching me, so I said
“I only eat the orange ones”.

My ride arrived, and I left.

P.S.
In reality, I snatched nothing and ate nothing.

 :mental: :mental: :mental: :mental: :mental:
Title: Re: What in the wide world of sports?
Post by: Airwolf on September 05, 2018, 11:38:57 AM
What's wrong with you? It would take at least a week to list everything wrong with you and the only good part is what's wrong with you goes for the rest of that rats nest called DU.