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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Delmar on September 03, 2018, 11:53:30 AM
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Mon Sep 3, 2018, 11:09 AM
Star Member left-of-center2012 (12,588 posts)
What is wrong with me?
The other day I was sitting on a bench near the entrance of the store,
waiting for my ride home.
There were several other benches, with other people sitting for their own reasons.
Suddenly I reached out into the air with the forefinger and thumb of my right hand,
snatching something and bringing it close to my face for a look
before popping it into my mouth.
They all seemed to be watching me, so I said
“I only eat the orange ones”.
My ride arrived, and I left.
P.S.
In reality, I snatched nothing and ate nothing.
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They blame Trump for everything, it would be great if he was actually responsible for this.
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)Mon Sep 3, 2018, 11:33 AM
notdarkyet (1,398 posts)
3. I've been wondering whats wrong with me. Five days ago I had a head on crash. I was driving the
Wrong way on a one way street. I totaled my car and hurt myself and the other driver and car. I have never had a ticket or accident. I am in my sixties. I had flown all day from oregon to home. I had just got into town when this happened. I remember nothing from the whole day, traveling, flying driving, the crash. Nothing. Something is wrong with me , but I don’t know what
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Mon Sep 3, 2018, 11:09 AM
Star Member left-of-center2012 (12,588 posts)
What is wrong with me?
Well, you could start by not mixing LSD in your :stoner: .
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notdarkyet (1,398 posts)
3. I've been wondering whats wrong with me. Five days ago I had a head on crash. I was driving the
Wrong way on a one way street. I totaled my car and hurt myself and the other driver and car. I have never had a ticket or accident. I am in my sixties. I had flown all day from oregon to home. I had just got into town when this happened. I remember nothing from the whole day, traveling, flying driving, the crash. Nothing. Something is wrong with me , but I don’t know what
It's time to move into an Assisted Living facility, possibly one for dementia patients.
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Pete, Pete, Pete . . . The problem is nothing a 230-grain full metal jacketed 'pill,' applied to the side of the skull at 800 fps or so, wouldn't solve. :whistling:
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left-of-center2012
What isn't wrong with me?
Fixed. And much, much shorter answer.
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Pete, Pete, Pete . . . The problem is nothing a 230-grain full metal jacketed 'pill,' applied to the side of the skull at 800 fps or so, wouldn't solve. :whistling:
Excellent prescription, Dr.BSS!
:cheersmate:
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The Dump in a nut....................................shell.
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Mon Sep 3, 2018, 11:09 AM
Star Member left-of-center2012 (12,588 posts)
What is wrong with me?
The other day I was sitting on a bench near the entrance of the store,
waiting for my ride home.
There were several other benches, with other people sitting for their own reasons.
Suddenly I reached out into the air with the forefinger and thumb of my right hand,
snatching something and bringing it close to my face for a look
before popping it into my mouth.
They all seemed to be watching me, so I said
“I only eat the orange ones”.
My ride arrived, and I left.
P.S.
In reality, I snatched nothing and ate nothing.
:mental: :mental: :mental: :mental: :mental:
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What's wrong with you? It would take at least a week to list everything wrong with you and the only good part is what's wrong with you goes for the rest of that rats nest called DU.