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Title: MrsCorpio getting all set up to bore us to tears
Post by: franksolich on August 05, 2018, 05:17:29 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210960427

Oh my.

There's a decent number of primitive comments, but as I'm pretty tired at the moment, I'll stick with copying only the comments of PoP, Primitives of Prominence, primitives who matter.

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MrScorpio (69,803 posts)     Sat Aug 4, 2018, 12:02 AM

I'm contemplating spending the next couple of days working on a gawd awfully long rant

I’m pretty much at that point.

In order to do this one I’m going to need to get some reading in, just a little brush up.

Of course it won’t be TheFerret level stuff, I’d never try to compete, I’m sure. But it’s going to be something that needs to be written down.

And yes, I’m being intentionally cryptic. However, it’s not going to be an unexpected subject for me, if you know what I mean.

So, I’m just warning all y’all, I’m in a pretty shitty mood and it’s gonna show.

Cheers.

Well, apparently I'm not the only one on the edge of my seat in eager anticipation:

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CaliforniaPeggy (125,583 posts)     Sat Aug 4, 2018, 12:26 AM

5. I will be happy to read your "gawd awfully long rant" my dear MrScorpio!

Have at it!

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Gothmog (56,266 posts)    Sat Aug 4, 2018, 12:31 AM

7. I look forward to your rant

I have no doubt that it will be well done

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steve2470 (34,497 posts)     Sat Aug 4, 2018, 01:40 AM
 
11. I always enjoy your rants, sir!
Title: Re: MrsCorpio getting all set up to bore us to tears
Post by: USA4ME on August 05, 2018, 07:04:33 AM
Let me guess: It'll involve something about his race.

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Title: Re: MrsCorpio getting all set up to bore us to tears
Post by: tikibarted on August 05, 2018, 07:19:13 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210960427

Oh my.

There's a decent number of primitive comments, but as I'm pretty tired at the moment, I'll stick with copying only the comments of PoP, Primitives of Prominence, primitives who matter.

Well, apparently I'm not the only one on the edge of my seat in eager anticipation:

I'm no longer interested in this buffoon, his only show is "The angry black man"  and it is performed better, by so many more.  I will not be tuning in.
Title: Re: MrsCorpio getting all set up to bore us to tears
Post by: Delmar on August 05, 2018, 08:36:50 AM
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And yes, I’m being intentionally cryptic.

He doesn't want to give anything away before he gets it all written down.  He doesn't want some other primitive to steal his brilliant idea and post about it before he does.
Title: Re: MrsCorpio getting all set up to bore us to tears
Post by: franksolich on August 05, 2018, 08:49:38 AM
Let me guess: It'll involve something about his race.

Oh that, we can bank on.
Title: Re: MrsCorpio getting all set up to bore us to tears
Post by: franksolich on August 05, 2018, 08:57:15 AM
Let me guess: It'll involve something about his race.

Given that they're both former military and so have an affinity for each other, and that the Democrat candidate is an incumbent white woman, I'm sure this is Lamond's candidate for the U.S. Senate:

(http://i64.tinypic.com/5oz39e.jpg)
Title: Re: MrsCorpio getting all set up to bore us to tears
Post by: FlaGator on August 05, 2018, 09:01:02 AM
Will it say anything different than any of his other gawd awfully long rants?  He could save a lot of time with cut and paste.
Title: Re: MrsCorpio getting all set up to bore us to tears
Post by: SVPete on August 05, 2018, 09:30:40 AM
That it will be Godawful can be relied on, but how many ways can you say:

* Trump is a racist;

* Trump abuses women;

* Non-white Trump voters are race-traitors;

* Female and LGTBTQRSTUVWXYZ Trump voters are gender-traitors;

* White male Trump voters are Neo-Nazi whit supremacists?
Title: Re: MrsCorpio getting all set up to bore us to tears
Post by: jb2u11 on August 05, 2018, 09:34:30 AM
That it will be Godawful can be relied on, but how many ways can you say:

* Trump is a racist;

* Trump abuses women;

* Non-white Trump voters are race-traitors;

* Female and LGTBTQRSTUVWXYZ Trump voters are gender-traitors;

* White male Trump voters are Neo-Nazi whit supremacists?

You got the whole rant!  It didn't even take you days
Title: Re: MrsCorpio getting all set up to bore us to tears
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on August 05, 2018, 11:16:36 AM
I so eagerly (yawn) await his words of wisdom (yawn) I think I'll take a nap to keep my enthusiasm under control.
Title: Re: MrsCorpio getting all set up to bore us to tears
Post by: Old n Grumpy on August 05, 2018, 12:15:08 PM
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MrScorpio (69,803 posts)     Sat Aug 4, 2018, 12:02 AM

I'm contemplating spending the next couple of days working on a gawd awfully long rant

I’m pretty much at that point.

Sounds like you need a good double dose of a strong laxative to clear your mind first. :loser:
Title: Re: MrsCorpio getting all set up to bore us to tears
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 05, 2018, 01:34:57 PM
Sounds like you need a good double dose of a strong laxative to clear your mind first. :loser:

Followed by an enema with a 4”-diameter firehouse, at 3000 psi. :whistling:
Title: Re: MrsCorpio getting all set up to bore us to tears
Post by: txradioguy on August 05, 2018, 05:36:10 PM
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MrScorpio (69,803 posts)     Sat Aug 4, 2018, 12:02 AM

I'm contemplating spending the next couple of days working on a gawd awfully long rant

It's the return of Scorpio X!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: MrsCorpio getting all set up to bore us to tears
Post by: franksolich on August 06, 2018, 03:27:03 AM
It's the return of Scorpio X!  :cheersmate:

Sixty reported injuries, nine dead, in Chicago over the weekend.

But unless they were shot by a white cop, according to MrsCorpio, they didn't happen.
Title: Re: MrsCorpio getting all set up to bore us to tears
Post by: franksolich on August 06, 2018, 07:53:34 AM
Well now, I'm wondering if many of MrsCorpio's fellow primitives even care.

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15 replies, 975 views

That's an awfully small amount of comments in comparison with views; it appears the vast majority of primitives read the original post, go "oh, well," and immediately move onto some other, possibly more interesting, thread.
Title: Re: MrsCorpio getting all set up to bore us to tears
Post by: txradioguy on August 06, 2018, 11:38:41 AM
But unless they were shot by a white cop, according to MrsCorpio, they didn't happen.

That's because it's impossible for black people to kill each other.  Only whites kill black people.