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Title: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: franksolich on July 25, 2018, 07:19:24 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210920672

Oh my.

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demtenjeep (24,623 posts)     Tue Jul 24, 2018, 09:17 PM

Watching Rachael. I am officially scared shitless now

I wasn't before, just angry

now I am terrified

Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: CC27 on July 25, 2018, 07:24:02 AM
WTF is she talking about? Did the price of depends go up or something?
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: Mary Ann on July 25, 2018, 07:31:17 AM
She must be incredibly stupid to post those words.
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: Carl on July 25, 2018, 07:48:23 AM
I wonder if the entire "Oops I crapped my pants" story was another of her fables.

It is easy to forget that in her DUmp heyday she was always a pathological liar. 
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: SVPete on July 25, 2018, 07:54:47 AM
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demtenjeep (24,623 posts)     Tue Jul 24, 2018, 09:17 PM

Watching Rachael. I am officially scared shitless now

A plate of spaghetti might fix that real quick.
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on July 25, 2018, 08:29:23 AM
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demtenjeep (24,623 posts)     Tue Jul 24, 2018, 09:17 PM

Watching Rachael. I am officially scared shitless now

I wasn't before, just angry

now I am terrified
Stop watching Rachael.

The reason you were angry was because Trump beat Hillary. The reason you are scared is because Trump is more popular now than when he won and nothing the left does has diminished that.
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: FlaGator on July 25, 2018, 08:47:30 AM
WTF is she talking about? Did the price of depends go up or something?

If it scared her shitless then the price of Depends will be irrelevant. She would need Exlax instead.
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: 67 Rover on July 25, 2018, 09:00:49 AM
She must be incredibly stupid to post those words.

No more so than fat Ted Kennedy naming his dog splash.  :mad:
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: DLR Pyro on July 25, 2018, 09:05:27 AM
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demtenjeep (24,623 posts)     Tue Jul 24, 2018, 09:17 PM

Watching Rachael. I am officially scared shitless now

here, this should help
(https://i.imgur.com/rVpMVNR.jpg)

your welcome
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 25, 2018, 10:24:17 AM
here, this should help
(https://i.imgur.com/rVpMVNR.jpg)

your welcome

There is an SNL fake commercial from 25 years ago.  Have posted it before, but SNL bundles many of those now. 
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on July 25, 2018, 10:31:01 AM
There is an SNL fake commercial from 25 years ago.  Have posted it before, but SNL bundles many of those now. 

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/oops-i-crapped-my-pants/n11128
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 25, 2018, 10:58:00 AM
I feel that some of you just want to pooh-pooh her concerns.
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on July 25, 2018, 11:09:02 AM
Are you having trouble with constipation?

Are you spending so much time on the pot that your legs go numb?

Well, now there's help! Just watch Rachael and watch last night's ghost pepper burrito sushi grand slam breakfast clear right out of your system! Don't take our word for it:

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demtenjeep (24,623 posts)     Tue Jul 24, 2018, 09:17 PM

Watching Rachael. I am officially scared shitless now

I wasn't before, just angry

now I am terrified

* Side effects may include: itching, dizziness, precipitous drop in IQ, slurred speech, hallucinations, delusions of grandeur, extreme arrogance, moral turpitude, constipation, bad trips, continuous anger at everything or nothing in particular, excessive healing white light, panic attacks, unnatural attraction to tinfoil hats, and excessive profanity.
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: SVPete on July 25, 2018, 11:33:44 AM
here, this should help
(https://i.imgur.com/rVpMVNR.jpg)

your welcome

"Medium" might be too small.
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 25, 2018, 01:22:38 PM
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/oops-i-crapped-my-pants/n11128

Thanks! Didn't have time to look it up earlier today. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: Old n Grumpy on July 25, 2018, 01:35:45 PM
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demtenjeep (24,623 posts)     Tue Jul 24, 2018, 09:17 PM

Watching Rachael. I am officially scared shitless now

Is being "officially" scared shitless like defcon1 shitless? Or just your run of the mill 10.5 on the rectum scale shitless?
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: jb2u11 on July 26, 2018, 07:02:23 PM
Seems to me if she is now shitless,  she should be thanking trump for curing her of her pants crapping affliction.
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: txradioguy on July 26, 2018, 07:36:36 PM
Anyone gullible enough to be frightened by anything Russell Maddow says doesn’t need Depends...they need to wear a helmet and kept away from household utinsils.
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: jb2u11 on July 26, 2018, 07:50:15 PM
I bet her students are grateful!  Perhaps Pam can make it through the school year accident free.
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 26, 2018, 08:51:56 PM
I bet her students are grateful!  Perhaps Pam can make it through the school year accident free.

Her students should have a tote board...x number of days since Pam crapped her pants.
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: Big Dog on July 26, 2018, 09:36:24 PM
(http://images.memes.com/meme/406627)
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: freedumb2003b on July 27, 2018, 07:30:10 AM
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demtenjeep (24,623 posts)     Tue Jul 24, 2018, 09:17 PM

Watching Rachael. I am officially scared shitless now

I wasn't before, just angry

Stop watching rachel and you can return to your normal shitfull state.
Title: Re: Pamela uses a poor choice of words
Post by: SVPete on July 27, 2018, 08:00:33 AM
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demtenjeep (24,623 posts)     Tue Jul 24, 2018, 09:17 PM

Watching Rachael. I am officially scared shitless now

I wasn't before, just angry

now I am terrified

Why do I have this feeling that a somewhat skillful search of dependsjeep's post history of the past two years would uncover multiple examples of her posting how much Trump scares her. But as my signature says, ...