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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on July 25, 2018, 07:19:24 AM
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https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210920672
Oh my.
demtenjeep (24,623 posts) Tue Jul 24, 2018, 09:17 PM
Watching Rachael. I am officially scared shitless now
I wasn't before, just angry
now I am terrified
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WTF is she talking about? Did the price of depends go up or something?
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She must be incredibly stupid to post those words.
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I wonder if the entire "Oops I crapped my pants" story was another of her fables.
It is easy to forget that in her DUmp heyday she was always a pathological liar.
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demtenjeep (24,623 posts) Tue Jul 24, 2018, 09:17 PM
Watching Rachael. I am officially scared shitless now
A plate of spaghetti might fix that real quick.
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demtenjeep (24,623 posts) Tue Jul 24, 2018, 09:17 PM
Watching Rachael. I am officially scared shitless now
I wasn't before, just angry
now I am terrified
Stop watching Rachael.
The reason you were angry was because Trump beat Hillary. The reason you are scared is because Trump is more popular now than when he won and nothing the left does has diminished that.
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WTF is she talking about? Did the price of depends go up or something?
If it scared her shitless then the price of Depends will be irrelevant. She would need Exlax instead.
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She must be incredibly stupid to post those words.
No more so than fat Ted Kennedy naming his dog splash. :mad:
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demtenjeep (24,623 posts) Tue Jul 24, 2018, 09:17 PM
Watching Rachael. I am officially scared shitless now
here, this should help
(https://i.imgur.com/rVpMVNR.jpg)
your welcome
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here, this should help
(https://i.imgur.com/rVpMVNR.jpg)
your welcome
There is an SNL fake commercial from 25 years ago. Have posted it before, but SNL bundles many of those now.
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There is an SNL fake commercial from 25 years ago. Have posted it before, but SNL bundles many of those now.
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/oops-i-crapped-my-pants/n11128
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I feel that some of you just want to pooh-pooh her concerns.
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Are you having trouble with constipation?
Are you spending so much time on the pot that your legs go numb?
Well, now there's help! Just watch Rachael and watch last night's ghost pepper burrito sushi grand slam breakfast clear right out of your system! Don't take our word for it:
demtenjeep (24,623 posts) Tue Jul 24, 2018, 09:17 PM
Watching Rachael. I am officially scared shitless now
I wasn't before, just angry
now I am terrified
* Side effects may include: itching, dizziness, precipitous drop in IQ, slurred speech, hallucinations, delusions of grandeur, extreme arrogance, moral turpitude, constipation, bad trips, continuous anger at everything or nothing in particular, excessive healing white light, panic attacks, unnatural attraction to tinfoil hats, and excessive profanity.
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here, this should help
(https://i.imgur.com/rVpMVNR.jpg)
your welcome
"Medium" might be too small.
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https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/oops-i-crapped-my-pants/n11128
Thanks! Didn't have time to look it up earlier today. :cheersmate:
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demtenjeep (24,623 posts) Tue Jul 24, 2018, 09:17 PM
Watching Rachael. I am officially scared shitless now
Is being "officially" scared shitless like defcon1 shitless? Or just your run of the mill 10.5 on the rectum scale shitless?
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Seems to me if she is now shitless, she should be thanking trump for curing her of her pants crapping affliction.
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Anyone gullible enough to be frightened by anything Russell Maddow says doesn’t need Depends...they need to wear a helmet and kept away from household utinsils.
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I bet her students are grateful! Perhaps Pam can make it through the school year accident free.
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I bet her students are grateful! Perhaps Pam can make it through the school year accident free.
Her students should have a tote board...x number of days since Pam crapped her pants.
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(http://images.memes.com/meme/406627)
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demtenjeep (24,623 posts) Tue Jul 24, 2018, 09:17 PM
Watching Rachael. I am officially scared shitless now
I wasn't before, just angry
Stop watching rachel and you can return to your normal shitfull state.
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demtenjeep (24,623 posts) Tue Jul 24, 2018, 09:17 PM
Watching Rachael. I am officially scared shitless now
I wasn't before, just angry
now I am terrified
Why do I have this feeling that a somewhat skillful search of dependsjeep's post history of the past two years would uncover multiple examples of her posting how much Trump scares her. But as my signature says, ...